Examples of jokes or bad consequences caused by typos written or read.

A New Interpretation of the Word "Hui"

Son: "Dad, how do you spell the simplified word" Hui "?"

Father: "There is a cloud under the herringbone."

Son: "Why?"

Father: "At the meeting, just say what others say. This is called' conformity'. "

Eat only one ton

The young man decided to hold a wedding in his hometown. The man's father sent a telegram to his in-laws in the city.

Q: "How many people can come? Be prepared. "

My in-laws called back and said, "Not many people can go, just prepare a ton of rice." He wrote "dun"

Convert into tons.

Soon I received a telegram from the countryside: "The wedding date was postponed for one month, because it was difficult to collect one ton of rice at one time."

Qi. "

The true story of preserved eggs

Director Jia said excitedly to him, "Today, the trade union invoice watched the movie" The True Story of Api Egg "."

A young man smiled: "Director Jia, you are mistaken. This is the true story of Ah Q, "What? I

Wrong! ? I have been playing cards for decades. I don't know. Preserved eggs? Go away. "

The old man lost his tooth.

The couple took their grandfather to the hospital. The husband saw that the age on the registration form was wrongly printed as "age"

When billing, he said to the doctor, "the word' single' missed a word' tooth'."

"It's' tooth', the doctor said, because this is an elderly clinic!"

Dr qu yuan

In history class, the teacher asked the same student, "Who is Qu Yuan?"

"It's a doctor." The students answered.

"Nonsense!"

"What nonsense? The book says he is a doctor! "