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Editorial tabloids: me and famous books, biographies of famous artists, literary stars and other diverse columns.
The essay-writing activity of Bertelsmann's "Literature Rookie Award" has experienced a tense August 3 1 in Beijing.
The key two hours produced a list of winners of various awards. They are: the grand prize is Shaanxi.
Cheng (male) Abbreviations of World War at the End of 20th Century; The first prize is from Sichuan.
Mrs. Kimba and her cat (female) and uncle Luo's mirror (female) Shanghai horse;
The second prize is "Love Like Fireworks Only in a Flash" by Xue (female) and (male) from Xiling, Shaanxi.
Guangxi Wei Junhai (male) kidnapped waiting for you to get married; The third prize is Beijing.
Zhang Zheng's big nose, Xiao Musan, Zhang Kehua's red horse in the dark, and Tianjin's Yin Xueyun.
Liu Qing (male) and Zhang Jun (male) from Shanghai on September 7th.
Finally, Zhao Yongsheng (male) is helpless Zhouzhuang, and Liu Jianbo (male).
Chen Dachao (male)' s Sabbath Day and Street Shop in Hubei.
Writers such as, Yang, Chen, etc. have just started writing, and they have a certain strength and background. Some people praised her as a new generation of writers.
Annie Baby, formerly known as Li Jie, is a person wandering around on the Internet. From 1998 to 10, he began to write and publish works on the internet, and became famous in Jianghu with Farewell to Vian. He was the most popular online literature writer in China in 2000. Experienced in finance, editing and advertising, now I am engaged in the planning and content production of cultural products, and I am an editor of a publishing house.
1998: Get the first compatible computer and start surfing the Internet. Create novels with computers. Famous works such as Farewell to Vian, Seven Years, July and Peace, etc. , with the theme of farewell, vagrancy and fate, gorgeous and strange style, cold and gloomy style. Published on the Internet, caused a sensation.
1999: I don't like my job in the bank and am going to resign. The family objected and could not go through the formalities. Leave home and start a free life. Short stay in Nanjing, engaged in advertising work. During this period, he wrote a lot of short stories and published them online. Has a wide readership. There are fixed columns and collections on the Internet. Known as a writer with idol effect.
199965438+February: I went to Shanghai and joined an internet company as a content production supervisor.
June 5438 +2000 10: the collection of novels was published. Farewell to Wei 'an has been popular for some time, with a lot of piracy.
May 2000: Finally, the bank resigned. Planning and editing electronic magazines in network companies and making independent channels.
200 1 1: t.a has been released. Set up a fashion column in a magazine.
200 1 feb: leave the internet company. Start writing novels.
200 1: The long article is finished. Travel to Xinjiang.
August 54, 2006 38+0: Leave Shanghai for Beijing.
200 1 September: The novel "Flowers on the other shore" is published. Farewell to Vian was published in Hongkong and Taiwan Province. Engaged in the planning and content production of cultural products. As an editor of a publishing house.
September 2002 album "Rose Island"
June 5438 +2004 10, published by Ersanshi.
June 2004 10: notes on urban mood
On March 1 day, 2006, the novel Lotus was published.
Zhang Yueran, female, 1982 was born in Jinan, Shandong Province, and now she is studying science at the National University of Singapore. His works "The Fall of Tao" and "Sleepless Black Cat" were published in Germination magazine, which caused great repercussions in the young literary world and were reprinted by Xinhua Digest and other newspapers. In 2002, she was rated as "the most talented female writer" by the website of Germination.
Me and Masterpiece: I have an appointment with Masterpiece.
Unconsciously turning on the TV, I accidentally saw a channel with "beautiful women like clouds". On closer inspection, it turned out to be A Dream of Red Mansions. Because I am reading this book, I read it with relish.
Charming Jia Baoyu, affectionate Lin Daiyu, scheming Xue Baochai, sinister Wang Xifeng ... these many roles are unique.
From then on, I read books while watching TV every day. No matter where I put them on TV, I will read books and see them. Not a day passed, so I never tasted it. Reading makes me think; Sitting watching TV, here we are again. Two-pronged approach, not only to see the details in the book, but also to see the people and scenery in the TV series, kill two birds with one stone. I think this reading method is absolutely unique, which greatly improves my reading efficiency.
Besides, I also combine reading with writing. After reading A Dream of Red Mansions, I wrote in my essay: "Although Xue Baochai is beautiful in appearance, she is not beautiful in heart. Besides, she is a beloved hypocrite. That chicken pepper pepper, even more scheming, said some "crazy words" all day, confused the grandmother and made a wrong decision. Finally, Baoyu became a monk and Daiyu ascended to heaven. I like Lin Daiyu. Although she is a little narrow-minded, I am moved by her kindness, infatuation and love. Unfortunately, she didn't get a good return in the end. Sometimes, I think: Adults often say that all shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but why can't she … "Although my mother said my comments were not entirely correct, she was sure that I could read and feel something.
Reading famous books can broaden our horizons, enrich our knowledge, enlighten our thoughts and cultivate our sentiments. In reading, you will gradually find a more suitable reading method for yourself.
I have an appointment with the masterpiece. It will be very long and wonderful.
Brief introduction of famous artists: Guo Moruo (1892 ~ 1978), China * * * party member, a former president of China Academy of Sciences, is a famous and outstanding authority in contemporary literature and history, internationally renowned and striving for world peace. He is a famous writer, writer, poet, playwright, archaeologist, thinker and ancient philologist in modern China. Formerly known as Guo Kaizhen, Tang Ding, whose real name is Wu Shang. The pen name Murray. Born on September 27th in Shawan Town, Guan 'e Township, Leshan County, Sichuan Province (1892165438+10/6). I studied at Jiashu in my early years, 1906 at Jiading College, and 19 14 went to Japan to study abroad in the spring, studying medicine first and literature later. Graduated from Imperial University in Tokyo, Japan. During this period, I came into contact with the works of foreign writers such as Tagore, Goethe, Shakespeare and Whitman. 1965438+Published new poems in September 2009. 192 1 year, he and Yu Dafu, Cheng and other organizations "created the society". In August of the same year, the first book of poetry, Goddess, was published. After the "Southern Anhui Incident", he wrote six historical dramas, including Qu Yuan and Tiger Fu. After the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC), he served as the leader of administration, science and culture in various countries, and at the same time insisted on literary creation, publishing historical dramas such as Cai Wenji and Wu Zetian and other poems. He is the founder of China's new poetry and a recognized revolutionary cultural leader after Lu Xun. He participated in revolutionary work for more than 30 years and was the core figure of Nanchang Uprising on August 1st. Vice Premier the State Council, Chairman of the All-China Federation of Literary and Art Circles, Vice Chairman of the National People's Congress and Vice Chairman Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference.
Lu Xun (188 1 ~ 1936) is a writer, thinker, revolutionary and educator in China. The father of modern literature in China. Guangxu 7th year (188 1 September 25th) was born in Dongchangfangkou, Huiji County, Shaoxing City, Zhejiang Province. Formerly known as Zhou Zhangshou, the word Yushan, Yuting, Yucai. 188 1 was born on September 25th. Born in a dilapidated feudal family. Youth was influenced by the theory of evolution and Tolstoy's thought of fraternity. 1898 changed its name to Zhou Shuren. 1902 went to Japan to study, originally studying medicine at Sendai Medical College, and later engaged in literary and artistic work, hoping to change the national spirit. 1905- 1907 participated in revolutionary activities and published papers such as Moro Poetry and Cultural Prejudice. During this period, I was ordered by my mother and wife Juan to return to China to get married. 1909 Co-translated the Collection of Foreign Novels with his brother Zhou Zuoren to introduce foreign literature. He returned to China in the same year and taught in Hangzhou and Shaoxing. 19 18 published the vernacular novel Diary of a Madman under the pseudonym of Lu Xun. Before that, he was a doctor and became a behavioral writer because of the war. Lu Xun was a "book lover" all his life. 19361June19 died in Shanghai. His works were included in The Complete Works of Lu Xun.
Yu was born on1August 23, 989, 1946, from Qiaotou Town (now Cixi City), Yuyao County, Zhejiang Province. Famous mainland art theorist and essayist, president of Shanghai Theatre Academy. In 2007, he was hired as an honorary professor by Macau University of Science and Technology. Mrs Malan is a famous Huangmei Opera actress.
Yu graduated from the Department of Drama and Literature of Shanghai Theatre Academy, and gave lectures in many universities and cultural institutions at home and abroad. He has written many works on art theory, such as Art Creation Theory, Audience Psychology, History of Chinese Drama, History of Drama Thought, etc. 1987 was awarded the honorary title of "national outstanding contribution expert" and served as a visiting professor in many universities at home and abroad. 1985 Dean of Shanghai Theatre Academy, then resigned as dean and engaged in cultural undertakings. He has created classic cultural prose works such as Cultural Journey, Notes on Mountain Residence, Millennium Sigh, Boundless Traveler and Frost River. The appearance of each work can arouse strong response from Chinese readers and cultural historians all over the world.
Cao Yu (19 10- 1996), an outstanding modern dramatist in China, has written such famous works as Thunderstorm, Sunrise, Yuan Ye and Peking Man. Cao Yu's ancestral home is Qianjiang, Hubei. Qing Xuan Tong was born in Tianjin on August 2, 20001day (1965438+September 24, 2000), formerly known as Wan Jiabao. I was nicknamed "Little Baby" when I was studying in Tsinghua. "Cao Yu" is the pseudonym he used for the first time when he published a novel on 1926 (the prefix "Cao" in the traditional Chinese characters of Wan surname is homophonic "Cao"). Cao Yu is "an audience of civilized drama, an amateur actor who loves American drama, and a playwright under the influence of left-wing drama" (Sun Qingsheng: On Cao Yu, Peking University Publishing House, 1986). This sentence roughly summarizes Cao Yu's dramatic life. Cao Yu's wife, Li Yuru, is a famous Peking Opera actress.
Lao She (1February 3, 899 ~1August 24, 966), aged 67, was born in Xiaoyangquan Hutong (now Xiaoyangjia Hutong) in the west of Beijing on February 3, 899 in a poor Manchu family. Modern famous writers and outstanding language masters are known as "people's artists". Manchu is a native of Hongqi and Beijinger. His father is a Manchu guard. He was killed in the street fighting when Eight-Nation Alliance attacked Beijing. The pseudonym Lao She was first used in the novel Lao Zhang's Philosophy. Other pen names include She Yu, Qian Qing, Yu Qian, Feizi and Hongse.
Literary joke: One day at noon, Su Dongpo went to visit an old monk. The old monk is busy cooking. Just as he brought the cooked fish to the table, he heard the young monk report that Mr. Su Dongpo was visiting. The monk was afraid of revealing the secret of eating fish, so he was anxious and gained wisdom. He put the fish in his mouth and hurried out to meet the guests. Both of them went to the meditation room for tea. When Su Dongpo was drinking tea, he smelled the smell of fish and saw the upside-down chin on the table. Because Qing is a percussion instrument used by monks to do Buddhism. Usually, the mouth is up, but today it is buckled backwards. There must be something wrong. Then the old monk said, "The lay man is here today. what do you think? Su Dongpo deliberately played a joke on the old monk, pretending to be serious, and said, "I met a difficult problem today, so I came to consult my predecessors." The old monk quickly folded his hands and said, "Amitabha, how dare you?" Su Dongpo said with a smile, "Today, my friend wrote a couplet. The first couplet is "Xiangyangmen is always in spring", and the second couplet I can't get next time. I hope everyone can give me advice. The old monk didn't know it was a scam. He blurted out: "A man of great talent, a layman, is rich in learning." Why is he so forgetful today? This is an old couplet, and the bottom line is "gathering good people to celebrate the rest." Su Dongpo couldn't help laughing: "Since my predecessors made it clear that" Qing (Qing) has fish (surplus) ",then I will feast my eyes! 」
Once upon a time, there was a rich boy named Shi. He knows a little literature, but he wants to promote it everywhere, so everyone in the village hates him. One day, Shi Xiucai saw a dead chicken behind the wall and wanted to show off his literature. He blurted out, "Fine feather birds die." Then a man couldn't look past and said to him, "I can't make a pair, but I have a pair." You don't think it is suitable for your pair, thin and thick, feather and hair, home and wild, bird and beast, brick and stone, later and first, death and life. " Mr. Shi just said, "Mr. Shi, coarse-haired beast." Ran away in the laughter of everyone.
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who had three daughters who were married to a scholar, a blacksmith and a blacksmith. It is said that on the landlord's birthday, all three sons-in-law came to celebrate his birthday. At the banquet, the landlord suddenly had a whim and wanted several son-in-law to write some birthday poems for him. The title of this poem is a swift horse in the landlord's stable. In fact, the landlord looked down on his third son-in-law, knowing that he was a lout, and wanted him to make a fool of himself in front of others.
The eldest son-in-law pondered the fragment and said, "I have one." Then he shook his head and said, "The snow is like goose feathers, and the horse will take the south bridge. When the fast horse returns, the goose feathers float in the water. " Father-in-law praised again and again and said, "OK, let's run back. This snowflake is still on the water, not bad. "
The second son-in-law was not convinced and said, "I have it again." He said, "Throw an iron bar into the water and the trotters will run to Tokyo. The fast horse is back, but the iron bar is still not heavy. " The landlord shook his head and said, "Not as good as the boss."
The third son-in-law blushed long ago, and her neck was thick, and she didn't say anything at the moment. The landlord squinted and asked, "Can't you see?" Say that finish suddenly put a fart. The third son-in-law suddenly patted his thigh and shouted, "Yes!"
Listen to him: "my father-in-law farted and went west at once." The fast horse is back and the fart door is still open. "
The landlord is dizzy!
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