Classic funny classical Chinese

1. Classic funny sentences in classical Chinese

1. Haw answers haw, Mulan flies a plane, what kind of plane does she fly, Boeing 747.

2. I resigned from Beijing last year, and lived in a secluded place in Tokyo, where there is no music, and I never heard of Sima Guang.

3. Money is what I want; Beauty is what I want. You can't have it both ways, and those who give up money and take beautiful women are also.

4. I don't leave you here, but I have my own place to stay, and I don't leave you anywhere. I will go to the railway.

5. I'm young and ill, not at the age of nine. Alone, as for the establishment of new China. There are no handsome guys, but beautiful women at last. The door is weak and thin, and there is rest at night.

6. Liu Suying's illness is always in heaven. Chen Shi urine soup, never expired.

7. I love to be soft when I catch the sacred court; Likui jy, the former satrap, loves Lafang more. After the secretariat of Leslie Cheung, a courtier and a slave.

8. The imperial edict was harsh and blamed Altman. People all over the universe forced me to hang myself. I have to obey.

9. I can live a hundred years without my grandmother; Grandmother can live a thousand years without ministers. Mother and grandson can't compare with the tortoise.

1. Chen Mi is 2% this year, and Grandma is 9% this year. Please forgive me for the affair. 2. funny classical Chinese

butchers have not started their business for half a year, but they have never been able to damage the hill of their fathers.

Today, we have a huge soup, Fiona Fang Qili, which can be regarded as a tree with a diameter of inch, a islet, a monument and a rock. However, the ministers of the guards can't bear the filth, and the loyal people are frozen thousands of miles away, and the snow is falling in Wan Li. The cover chases the butchers to see the beauty in the field all day, and the more they see it, the more they enter.

it's really appropriate to cut down bamboo and take the road, and go to the country to be homesick. It's not appropriate to open a holy hearing and stab me in the face, so as to block the way of loyalty and admonition. In the palace, all are smelly oil and bad sauce, and there are rows of fines.

If you are a traitor and loyal, you should show your tail and bare your breasts to show your majesty's unkindness. Assistant ministers Yu Shinan, Zhang Suiyang, Zhang Fangping, etc., are all animals, jumping big? , is a butcher Jane pull like a tourist.

Foolish people think that if you ask for advice about reading, you will be able to read Click to four drums and spread it tirelessly. The donkey of Guizhou, a general, loves to make a sound in his sexual behavior. He tried it in the past. The butcher called it "two wars, and he wanted to go first" because he took Zhongyong as the satrap.

Foolish people think that if you ask for advice about a controversial matter, you will be able to make it weak, confuse it, and attack it without defeat. The pro-feet are confusing, and the distant eyes are blurred. This is why the Han Dynasty is so prosperous; I was confused with my own eyes, and I was puzzled by my feet. Since then, the Han Dynasty has been so depressed.

when the butcher is around, every time he holds a knife with his minister, he looks at each other and sighs that I am not good at shooting. Taihang, the king's house, the son of the neighbor's family, the god of snakes, I know that I am a minister of chastity and good death, and I hope your majesty will believe it, then the Han Dynasty will be overthrown and nothing will be achieved.

I didn't know the difference, but a pure Han, as tall as two millet Xu, plowed in the north of the hidden land, and risked his life to lean against the people of Chu, not asking Wen Da for help. The butcher does not regard his ministers as fierce and chivalrous, but he cares about him from left to right. Because he is grateful to the three ministers in the broken mountain temple, he allows the butcher to lead a clean life with his territory and cannot stay for a long time.

when the post-value capsized, when it was appointed at the end of the road, it was ordered between the two branches, so it was useless to come here. The butcher knew my minister I fling aside my food-sticks and cup, I cannot eat nor drink, so he sent my minister to the ground in the face of collapse.

Since I was appointed, I have been holding the yellow on my left and holding the blue on my right. I only know how to shoot a big carving with a bow, for fear that the entrustment will not work, so I will hurt the juvenile madness of my late emperor. Therefore, I brushed Zhang Suiyang with my sleeve, and I was afraid to play with it. Today, the South China Sea has been decided, and the military revolution is not unyielding, and there are not many rice and millet. When the three armies are awarded, they will be roasted under the command of 8 miles, but they will be mixed with the former ones.

So this minister reported the butcher's return home by the wind. As for the loser who sings on the way, and the walker who rests on the tree, Yu Shinan, Suiyang and Fang Ping will be appointed.

may your majesty be haggard for Iraq. If it doesn't work, shoot it to sue the butcher's knife.

if there is no novelist's words, it is too slow to blame the world and ignore Yang. Your majesty will also feast his guests, cut his throat and do his best.

I'm grateful to you for your kindness. I'm far away now, and I'm eager to go first. 3. Ask for a funny version of classical Chinese

Haw answers Haw. Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747! Ask the woman what she thinks, ask her what she remembers. She also thinks, and has no money to buy a plane. Last night, when she saw the military poster, she needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford to buy a rack. Grandpa didn't have a lot of money, Mulan didn't have gold and silver, and she was willing to buy steel and build a plane from now on. She bought drawings in the east, screws in the west, glass in the south and iron sheets in the north. She refused to go to the old hangar, no. But I heard that the general shouted hahaha. Wan Li flew the plane, but he didn't close the mountain for a moment. The hot air spread on the wings, and the sun shone on the glass. The general was scared to death, and the soul of a strong man had flown. The son of heaven was lying in a hospital bed. The director made twelve turns and rewarded them with a slap in the face. Khan asked what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I would like to drive 747 and fly back to my hometown. My parents heard the girl and picked up the machine gun. When Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. When I heard of my sister's arrival, my younger brother sharpened his knife and turned to mental retardation. I opened my cabin door, entered my airplane cabin, took off my wartime robe, put on my flying suit, loaded more grenades, and planted machine guns outside. When I went out to bury bombs, my relatives and friends were all surprised and busy: after twelve years of separation, I didn't know Mulan was going crazy. The madman stepped on the ground, the idiot's eyes were closed, and the two walked side by side. Who can say that I was abnormal? Haw haw, I want to eat KFC.

I don't smell the saliva, only the woman sighs. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers.

women miss hamburgers, and women remember chicken wings. I saw chicken coupons last night, and there was a big sale on the festival.

twelve chicken coupons, one with chicken wings. Grandpa has no eldest son, and Mulan has no eldest brother. She is willing to go to KFC and eat for him from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I stayed by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling female voices, but I heard the smell of hamburgers splashing.

But when I left for the Yellow River, I didn't hear my parents calling out female voices at dusk, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping. The more Wan Li crosses the Great Wall, the more Mount Everest flies.

the bank sends gold coins and the emperor sends sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in heaven. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chickens.

Confucius asked what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She was willing to drive a thousand miles to send her son back to her hometown. When my parents heard that my daughter was coming, they went out to help the generals: A sister heard that her sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister was coming and was ready to eat.

Open my East Pavilion pot, take my West Pavilion spoon, take off my wartime robe, hold my dinner towel, take bowls and chopsticks from the window, and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to see the fire companions, they were all surprised and busy: after twelve years of traveling together, I didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit's mouth has three flaps, while the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; Can I tell if I am greedy if I eat with two rabbits beside me? If you don't know, you won't know; The test is * * * enough, but there is no question; If you don't know in class, you will make trouble with many styles; Self-study is the same as knowledge, and you are all born; Born in China, died in China; It is possible for me to learn English. English is not qualified, which shows my character more; Mathematics is not qualified, and the teacher takes full responsibility; If the language is not qualified, what can I do? Doing well in the exam depends entirely on isolation; If you don't do well in the exam, you don't know how to do it in isolation; Going back to school every day is even more worrying, and the teacher talks about the wild. I heard it as if I were sleepwalking, and I criticized it for no reason; Homework is as much as revenge, and doing wild things is like fishing for the head; Going back to school is left-handed, and getting worse every day; Homework is copied, and one department will not be handed in; Go back to school and drink coke after school; When the bell rings and flies separately, it will be another Day, and the beautiful girl is getting on the plane; I don't smell the dial tone, only the woman sighs. Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers; Women have nothing to think about, and women have nothing to remember.

I was really shocked when I went online last night. Twelve letters from my sister, all invited to meet under the net. The pretty girl is married and has taken the surname of others; Surfing the Internet is for self-entertainment and making new friends.

the eastern version is idle, and the western version writes an autobiography; Go south to tell the heart song, and go north to chat. Face up to the internet, and connect online at dusk; I don't hear my husband calling his wife, but I hear insects calling constantly.

Deny the chat room, and go to the no-chat page; I don't smell the cries of insects, but I see invitation posts flying all over the sky. See my husband under the net, and my husband is in tears; If you only care about Internet addiction, you will be in debt.

Ask the girl where she wants to go, and frankly worship her parents; Borrow a thousand miles, go to the appointment and tell your heart. When I heard the news of my daughter, I was in a hurry to hide everywhere. Sister-in-law heard of her coming and locked the doors and windows quickly; When I heard my sister coming, I climbed the east wall in a panic.

open my old door and move your arhat bed; Break into my old cupboard and search your password box. When the window counts money, go to the airport at once.

when you see a netizen thousands of miles away, his eyes shine; I've been online for a month, but I don't know what a pretty girl looks like. Dinosaurs are also shy, beautiful girls are also arrogant, and they are all chatting online, so Ann can tell what I am like. 4. Who can give me some funny ancient prose

* Bernard Shaw loved riding a bicycle when he was young. Once he broke his leg bone, his female classmate took care of him very thoughtfully. Bernard Shaw was worried that he would not be strong-willed and would propose to this female classmate. He decided to slip away. But he accidentally fell down the stairs and both his legs broke. As a result, he really asked her if she would marry him. When the female classmate nodded, Bernard Shaw fainted. * A lady said to Mao Mu: I have been with a man for a long time, but I am not sure whether I am in love with him. This famous writer has a very unique view on the test of love. He said: There is only one way to test whether you really love him. Are you willing to brush your teeth with his toothbrush? * Someone asked Dumas: Why can you enter your old age with equanimity? He retorted disapprovingly: It took me all my life to live to this day. * Fang Xuanling, a famous figure in the Tang Dynasty, was once seriously ill when he was not an official, and said to his wife Lu: If I die of illness, you should not be widowed and remarry. Lu went to the room and dug out an eye to show that she would never change her mind. Later, Fang Xuanling recovered and rose to the high position of prime minister, and she always respected her wife very much. The detective novelist said: An archaeologist is the ideal husband. You think, the older something is, the more he likes it. * Voltaire visited Britain in 1727, and he found that the British hated the French very much. A group of British people shouted at him: Kill him and hang the Frenchman! Voltaire said: English! You want to kill me because I'm French. Isn't it hard enough to be punished because I'm not English? The Englishman laughed and sent him all the way back to his apartment. 5. Funny ancient prose

Lonely people can't finish drinking hops in the middle of the night, but they are still drunk. 1.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: There is a clear spring in my heart (the positive solution is "only the source of living water comes", so we still stick to the water ~ ~) 3. Why * * * cut the candle at the western window, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The husband and wife sit until dawn (the Chinese teacher laughs when marking the paper.

I was dizzy when I said this in class later! The correct solution is "evening rain time") 4. Mayflies shake the tree, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: I didn't move at all (the correct solution is "ridiculous". Not moving, brilliant, very in line with the facts.) 5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It is better to pluck a phoenix than a chicken. There are also: both husband and wife return home (the correct answer is "yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn"). 1. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Fighting at the end of the bed and getting married in the wrong sedan chair. 11. _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

The correct answer is "a thousand miles away * * * a beautiful moon") 13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: Climbing turtles by the river in the East Village (that's quite neat) 14. I advise God to get back on his feet, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Classmate A: At the critical moment, another classmate A: The mouse's son can make holes (the Chinese teacher in the whole office has no image to laugh wildly). 16. If the sky is sentimental, it will be old. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Classmate A: People don't waste their youth! (The correct solution is "If the moon is long and round without hating" Li He's "Golden Copper Immortal Ci Han Song") 17. If Luoyang's relatives and friends ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: Please don't tell him (the correct solution is "A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot") 18. The final exam is a couplet, and the first couplet is a hero body of work. The second couplet of the third grade students is: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: If you don't eat, you will be a fool. Since ancient times, no one has died. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Only there are 2 deaths. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Li Bai's sleeping fragrance 21. Peeping at a leopard in a tube, _ _ _ _. The correct answer is "visible") 22.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The classmate filled in "Give me six buckets" ... 26. The old man is old and the old man is old. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The classmate answered: wife, my wife and the wife of a man (the teacher later said that the classmate was particularly dedicated, haha) 27. I thought that year, Jin Ge was an iron horse, and the classmate answered _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "Student A: The smell is the same (the invigilator and the principal outside laughed). The students of Grade One are in pairs," Going to the city and embracing the mountains in the white clouds, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "Student A: I went to the hotel to hug the young lady to bed (his Chinese teacher almost vomited blood on the spot and died) 3. Two feelings. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: There are many kinds of books in proud as a peacock. 32. When books are used, people hate less. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Money is not enough to spend by the end of the month. 33. If you are in love, you will be old. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: If you are in love, you will die early (the positive solution is