Guo Degang's cross talk collection

Guo Degang

Stand-up comedy

(1) Long story:

The battle between kings and ministers, the birth of Ma Shou, the King Kong of the Song Dynasty, betting on money, and the anecdotes of Kangxi’s private visit to Beijing

Shuo Erye's blood spattered the white dog grave, Bai Zongwei fell from the building and shot Liu Hanchen, the ugly queen, the number one scholar

Li Banxian caught the monster, golden dream, double locust tree, antique king toad sued Nine Heads and Thirteen Lives

Three Tests of Steamed Bones, Liaozhai Strange Tales, Shot to Death, Yan Ruisheng, Ghost Fox, Legend of the Water Margin, Three Treasures of the Water Margin, Sailing to the West

(2) Short story:

Dayu controlled floods, bees, sparrows, sparrows and begonias Hong Yelang Guozhen Fei's Well is making noise in the Temple of Heaven

Listen to Fan's store in the Oriole Hall to point Taiyuan to beat the Queen Mother of the West Huang Banxian turned into a wax stick

Jia Xingjia borrowed fire to drink and drink to drink twenty-four filial piety in heaven and on earth. Redeem donkeys on disaster list

Continuously promoted to the third level, played strings, Chongzhen, tested characters, sold father's meat, sold watermelon, shook briquettes, clever matchmaker

Courageously followed the class to go to school for a dime, suffered three dangers and three lameness The third son-in-law is short-sighted and fights in Shandong

The white horse complains about the saints, worries about the poor, discusses the rich and the five people in Tianwang Temple, the righteous little gods and apprentices are in the city

Ten old men, Yang Linbiao, Yaojiajing, pearls, emeralds, white jade soup, Ben Demu enters Beijing Asking for accounts

Character of Eight-Character Cinnabar Judgment of Hundreds of Beasts Zhengxingde Shooting of Quxiang Jiubox Corpse Case Haihui Temple

Little Naughty's First Injection Twin Report Su Xiaojiaozi Hutong Vinegar Drinking Place Falling out of the list

Nantianmen wedding ceremony, housework, Xianfeng's establishment, golden beans, blood, tears, calligraphy and painting, sawing bowls and dices

Li Hongzhang went abroad and wore court boots, and the ghosts pushed around, the stupid daughter-in-law was anxious for her mother-in-law to enter the palace for the second time.

The beauty of peach blossoms, apricots, fragrant concubine, bear paw banquet, Ai Wowo, learning skills, blowing the sky, and the third son-in-law's dialogue

Two in-laws, thimbles, continued Ma, Wuxinglou cobbler looking for relatives, flying pen, Taiyuan chasing thieves alley

Flogging Shen Wansan, Dingzhang Hutong Peach Blossom Girl, Possessing Zhou Gong’s Hidden Emperor and the Empress Casting a Bell

Dog Meat General, Evil Man, Tupiku Hutong Haunted Mansion, Strange Case, Stone Man Recruiting Relatives and Returning to the Han Dynasty

In the tomb of the Thirteenth Case of the Emperor of Heaven in Shandong Province, a boy was born to spread his wealth after the crown prince was born in the west chamber

Zhao Kuangyin gambled money in Langshan Dasheng Temple, Kirin candle, tea and jade cup, two racks of gold were hidden in the wheat

The son is one year older than his father. Daoguang eats noodle soup and timidly follows the strange beasts in the mountains. Zhengde Wuer visits Jiajing

Cross talk

(1) Guankou:

Eight-fan screen wedding party menu, big bodyguard, geography, picture, exaggeration of residence, three festivals, selling five weapons

On boxing, foreign medicine, prescriptions, weapon spectrum, wealth, wealth, dark, eight-fan opera, fans of medicine, prescriptions and pastries, selling treasures

(2) Pinggu:

Tobacco bag, big drum, promotion, business experience, eating monkeys for free, talking about money, fans going home to eat Yuanxiao

Jinge, lighting lamps, gambling, talking about big faces, ears, tickets, raising bastards, red affairs Picture of Victory: Golden Tortoise and Iron Armor

Discussing about family, uncovering tiles, coughing, discussing crying, pawn tickets, crying, laughing, discussing eating dumplings, selling coffins, timid drums

Shanxi Jiaxin Kongcheng, Jitianwang Temple, dead uncle, astronomy, petty trade discussion Drama

On dreams, five poisons, freshness, buying and selling, eating, longevity than Nanshan, learning storytelling, making chefs, Master Zhu has a longer life

Rules, speaking, old age, batches, drama, monsters, curing diseases and selling during the New Year Make tea and eat mooncakes

Selling tickets, dreaming about getting married, stealing, pricking acupuncture, five red pictures, tying a doll, playing chess, calligraphy and painting

Drinking, sex, wealth, son being obsessed with laughter, discussing gold orchid spectrum, old and new marriages, waitressing, wealth dream Cheating

Telling, learning, teasing, singing, juggling, respecting wealth, expressions, discussing kilns, criticizing jargon, getting married, playing casserole

(3) Essay:

Eight auspicious pairs of Spring Festival couplets The meaning of words and articles will be expressed in Xijiang Yue, Water Margin, Liaozhai, Thimble and Continued Ma

Selling Pairs, Quartet Poems, Poems and Words, Pearls

Reversing the rolling curtain, criticizing the poor of the Three Kingdoms, not afraid of outsmarting Jia Renyi

(4) Mother and son:

The bells are composed of six people and seven people are against each other. The five-line poem is praised and teased. The tree has no leaves and the sheep climbs the tree. Improve spitting

Learn the four phases, learn to dance, play lantern riddles for good fortune and longevity, spit out lotus flowers, do tricks, ask your wife to offer children, and chicken to climb a tree

(5) Pour mouth:

Pull Learn foreign films from four provinces, study Jinan dialect and Tianjin dialect, find a tutor to take a bath, Ningbo dialect

Be timid about fortune-telling pigs, eat tofu, old Beijing dialect, timid about pulling carts, timid about selling vegetables and paying rent, and learn Manchurian

(6) Willow work (including leg work):

The Eight Great Changes of Dou Gongxun female Fenhewan Yellow Crane Tower Hongyangdong master classics the vernacular bangzi

Learn from Xihe to sell cloth heads and estimate Clothes hawking picture makes a fuss in the court, Shandong Erhuang walks to the west entrance and makes a fuss with crows

Weishui River Wen Zhaoguan Wu Zhui Zi Wen Zhui Zi Opera fans wander the streets and Shi Lang visits his mother to study at the radio station - sitting in the palace

Miscellaneous Talk on Drama and Dialect Drama Three Learn the stick and drum, bangzi, and the big drum, the four famous dans in the public case

Sichuan Erhuang, the eight famous dans, single string, miscellaneous music, brand music, shadow play, Luo Cheng Opera, Diao Chan

Yangping Guan Mei An Pearl Catching and releasing Cao Wulongyuan's four beard dance masters

Second Sister Wang misses her husband on and off the stage, Japanese clappers comment on opera, Daguan Xianzi, calligraphy, folk art and music in the pavilion

Improvement of selling horses, Henan opera, Liang Blessing, Shi Liu Yun Da Mu studies the opera Yutang Chun and Yang Naiwu writes a memorial

Yang Naiwu and Xiao Baicai Da Xixiang sighs about life and learns the ditty Bao Gong plays Shu Lai Bao Tong Ren Tang

Nods count and seats count Lai Bao Drama fans learn about ugly dramas, kneel in treasure tents, local dramas look for Baochai, learn to sing tunes

Learn the tune of lotus falling, learn the minor tune of hitting the golden branches and eighteen sorrows, call the minor drama Huarong Road, Wujiapo, meet the empress

Hongluan is happy Wen Wang Gua, Yang Ershe, begging for charity, going to the palace to learn the Bai School, forgetting the lyrics and singing duet allegro

[7] New works

On the current situation of cross talk in the past 50 years, I have been able to live in Guangsha thousands of years in my life I want to get rich in the world: The Adventure of the Ugly Man

Evolution: I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala at four o'clock and start praising my ancestor Guo Degang's legendary Western Expedition and dream travel to foreign countries

Group cross talk

The great trial of taking off mandarin jackets and confessing to the Famen Temple group of seven people with Vajra Legs and drinking wine ordered them to read the Four Generations of Wupenji

The four-character couplets Wen Xuntu and Wu Xuntu looked for the five-character Duozi Sutra to bind the soul and went to the public case to visit the overpass

Qin Qiong sells horses and sings in the opening scene of Marrying a Wife and crookedly sings the lyrics of Taiping. Huashan Lun Jianqun Eight Fans

Four-Four Counts come to Bao to hold a party and knock down the door. Eight questions and eight answers for the old lady watching the opera Eating Yuanxiao at the Huichun Hall

Eight Cat Pictures to Worship the Sages and the Mengren Cup Competition, Labor chants to train women to cut cakes and run errands

Taiping Lyrics

Liu Ling Drunk White Snake Traveling to the West Lake Pastry Formation, Xiaoshang Shouqi and Sister Luo Cheng fortune-telling

Five Dragons Holding Saints Seeing Happiness at Every Level, Qin Qiong Watching the Formation, Fengbo Pavilion, and Fighting the Yellow Wolf and Lanqiao Meeting

Gao The eldest sister Han Xin is a fortune teller and the eldest sister Hei is persuading people to compete with each other to fight for Taigong's noodle sales.

The name of green vegetables, the name of hundreds of insects, the name of Baqiao, the pick of robes, the coal mountain, the hate of Ningwuguan, the lion tower, the Tianshui pass and the blocking of Liang

Sun Pang Dou Zhi's second book cries for the ancestral temple to die and wants wealth to split the mountain to save his mother. Pai Wang praises Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty for going to Yangzhou

Ten Bu Xian Lotus Falls

The second sister Wang misses her husband with a four-joy opera. An outline of the illustrations of Sun Pang's battle of wisdom and endurance

Four big sellers of cloves and meat in Shiliting Pavilion, Wang Xiang, lying on the fish, sleeping in the flower pavilion and sawing a vat at night

Allegro book

( Wang, Gao and Li (three factions)

The Battle of Shuangsuo Mountain in Changsha (five books) A single sword fight with Zhang Yu, boiling the sea, white apes stealing peaches, and the young widow going to the grave

Ziqi listened to the piano and Zhuge Liang bet on the treasure Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty went to Wujiang, Yangzhou, and hated Liu Ling for being drunk and Wang Qi was studying martial arts

Wu Song beat the tiger Wu Song beat

Invisible grass in the shop, Na Zha, making a fuss in Haiwu Song, catching up with three white-bone spirits

Tongue twisters, visiting the Wu Temple, hammering, shaking golden cicadas, killing four gates, Yang Zhi, selling knives, Luda, destroying hegemony, outline guide

Grass Boat Borrowing Arrows, Two Immortals Picking Medicines, Hu Di scolding Yama, A Nest of Black Flame Mountain (Part 2), Three Thieves of Banana Fans

Cross Talk Drama

Tang Bohu's Three Smiley Points, Qiuxiang's Promotion, Martial Arts Anecdotes, Poor Girl's Tears The Legend of the Great Fortune and Longevity in Shanghai

The bastard went to the lake and borrowed an umbrella to catch the demon in the west chamber. Chu and Han quarreled in a series of chaos, Wu Sangui rebelled against Yunnan

Counter-crossing drama

(Beijing, Ping, Bang)

Henan invites the noodle vat with a piece of cloth and tiles on top The double-backed stool of Yifamen Temple spun cotton

Tianhe Peihuazi picked up gold and the three did not want the gold platform Weiyang Palace to behead his son and go to the palace

Capture Sun Fu alive, beat the dog and persuade her husband Qin Xianglian and Liu Yong to smash it Luan Jia beheaded the yellow-robed black donkey and complained

The magistrate Tang Zhixian ordered Yan Song to be beaten and Beiyuan Wang Hua bought his father Zuo Liancheng to complain

Meifenglou, Qingfeng Pavilion, captured Nan San alive. The rich broke the abdomen, examined the flower, the butterfly cup, and cried at the Taimiao Temple

The old night of the Ye Pavilion interrogated Yao Da and hit the golden branches to shepherd the sheepfold, Sister Yang had the same roots and different fruits during the spring outing

The wedding ceremony of Dabaoguo Wupenji Ugly opened a shop in Tianhe with Snow Yanniang Huang Aiyu visiting the grave

Detoxification Grand View Eight Treasure Hairpin Shunzhi became a monk for the third time Diao Liu's Bee Scheme Li Cuilian Pando

Civet cat exchanged for the prince Jade beads string white horse case Bianliang picture Anti-Qingyang Longevity Banner

"I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala", "My whole life", "I want happiness", "My college life", "I am a gangster", "I want to fight", "I Want to Go Against Three Customs", "I Want to Get Married", "I Want to Travel", "I Want to Have a Scandal", "I Want to Be a Scientist", etc.