Please tell me a food joke.

One day, there was a fudge walking in the street.

As she was walking, she suddenly said, "Oh, dear! My legs are so soft! "

Once upon a time, there was a man named Yu,

One day, he was hungry,

I ate myself. ....

A classmate named Cai Xiao was walking on the road when he was suddenly stopped. ..

A banana gentleman is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down.

One day mung beans committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly they had an accident and their stomachs were broken. Before he died, he looked at his stomach and said, "Oh, I am just a bean paste bag."

A pair of corn fell in love.

So they decided to get married.

Wedding anniversary

A corn can't find another corn.

This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.

Q: Why don't they say hello?

A: Because I am not familiar with it. ..

Xiaoming has been begging his mother to let him become an artist.

Mother said, "You are still young, we will talk about it later." Xiao Ming didn't give up and kept begging her.

Finally, my mother couldn't stand it anymore and flew into a rage:

"We were born with red beans and can't be artists (barley). You should give up! 」

Once upon a time, tomato A and tomato B went shopping together.

Then one day, a truck suddenly rushed out and ran over a tomato nail.

Tomato b laughs at tomato a.

[hahaha ketchup ~]

Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins.

Why?

Because of the chocolate bar ~

I wonder if these are ... = =. They should be a diet joke. But what about your food jokes? About hairy crabs or something