A little joke about losing weight

I have been losing weight recently, eating very little, but after a month, I gained 5 kilograms. When I heard the stupid wife call her best friend, I heard him say, "I tell you, my husband is very interesting." He sleeps and grinds his teeth every night, and I can cram a lot of food into his mouth in one night! "

My daughter's hula hoop is very powerful, so she has always been thin. She also said that hula hoop can lose weight, especially at the waist. His wife wants to try it after hearing her say so. As a result, the daughter said, "mom, you don't need to use a hula hoop at all." Your own hula hoop is not hanging on your waist. "

I don't want to. "Well, I have to tell you, your mother didn't before. It only grew after you were born. "