The funniest riddle in history

Ding, Ding, talk and listen. When they don't meet, they can hear clearly. Answer: telephone

White paste in the jar, squeeze one sooner or later, brother 32, all agreed. Answer: Toothpaste

A downwind boat, with a red bow and two paddles, swam around the lake. Answer: Goose

4. A swimmer can quack. When he was young, he had a tail and no feet. When he is old, he has feet but no tail. Answer: Frog

5. White baby, take a bath and blow bubbles, wash your body small, and then wash it clean. Answer: soap

6. A little dragon, with a beard as hard as jiaozi's, lived without blood and died red. Answer: shrimp

7. When I was young, I wore black clothes. When I grow up, I wear a green robe. I lived in the water and went to sleep on the shore. Answer: Frog

8. A little girl was born in the middle of the water, wearing a pink shirt and sitting on a green boat. Answer: Lotus.

9. Take two small pockets with you every day. Smile if you lose one. Answer: socks

10. Eyes are like two bells, body is like nails, wings are hairless, and feet are hard to walk. Answer: Dragonfly

1 1. The house is square, with doors and no windows. It is hot outside and cold inside. Answer: refrigerator