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I didn't know I was confused until I drank wine. After getting drunk, I made a decision that may have brought me the most pain in my life.
Cold, a boring ailment, can actually cause viral myocarditis and make me ill for several months. Fortunately, my mother is a hospital nurse. You don't need to be hospitalized, you can rest at home. I have an infusion at home for nine hours every day. Because the hands can't move for a long time, the blood doesn't circulate. After losing, one hand swelled to the size of two hands. I sit in front of the TV and watch TV every day. I can recite clearly every day, which TV station broadcasts what programs and advertisements when.
Richard said that if I don't study after being ill for several months, I will drop out of school and prepare to repeat next year. But I know that a woman's youth is fleeting, and she doesn't want to waste a year when she dies, so I'm almost ready, and I'll go back to school to continue my high school studies.
When I went back, I changed my seat and sat in a funny posture. Big Brother is around, Mengyang is in front, and two stooges are telling jokes and watching some popular languages on the Internet every day. Master elder brother is the type who tells jokes without laughing. When he says he is serious, he makes everyone who listens to jokes laugh. But Mengyang laughed while talking. Mengyang has a small dimple when she smiles, and her tongue is exposed.
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