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Yuan Huan Fan Wai of Yuan Huan (original by netizen)

Huan is a stranger-the moon is short and the heart has no regrets.

The moon, winding, hiding behind layers of clouds and tulle, is pale yellow, and the light is so sparse and weak that it falls on a tall and straight figure under the osmanthus tree. The man was wearing a long gown with wide sleeves made of white fabric, and the sleeves were embroidered with delicate grass patterns, standing in the wind, his clothes fluttering.

A white dot flew in the distance, accompanied by a faint familiar whistle. That point is getting bigger and bigger, but it turned out to be a white dove. The man in white held out his hand and the dove stopped in front of him. He took off the jade ring on the pigeon's right leg, fiddled with it, took out a slender paper roll from it, unfolded it and wrote, "We will meet in Chu Yuan on the full moon in May. Please prepare wine and let us know if you have good news." There is a cartoon smiling face at the end of the note. Chu Yu said that it was her unique mark, and this mark would change her expression, sometimes exaggerated, sometimes moving, just like this one in front of me, a little blinking.

It seems that the smile can pass, and now there is a little smile on his mouth and a gentle smile in his eyes. Take the fire from his arms and burn the note. Although the words on the paper are actually written in argot, others can't understand them, but he is still so cautious.

I will see Chu Yu again in more than ten days. I haven't seen her for nearly a year. I wonder if she has changed. Since being with Rong Zhi three years ago, she has spent most of her time traveling with Rong Zhi, but every Mid-Autumn Festival, she always goes back to chu garden (this chu garden is not the Jiankang one, nor the original place of Luoyang, which was burned the year before last, and now this one is rebuilt on the original site. ) stay, she said that she is a stranger and misses her relatives on holidays. Mid-Autumn Festival is a time for reunion, so stay with your family.

Family, once so helpless about this word, now feels warmer and warmer. From south to north, thousands of miles, time spans thousands of days and months, making this affection more and more deep into the bone marrow.

The shadow of the moon moves westward, the sky is high and the clouds are wide, the figure on the ground is drawn longer and longer, and my thoughts gradually drift away, drifting far and far, and time seems to have returned to the past.

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The ancestor Huan Wen once said: "It can't be immortal, but it's not immortal." As a result, he has never been immortal, but my present identity can be immortal. Fu, a high-spirited general in those days, and the Xuanwu Association of Nanjun County thought that only one hundred years later, the once famous Huan clan would be extinct.

Not only were most Huan people killed, but the rest were closely watched, and I was sent to the princess's house as a shameful leader. Once noble as a cloud, my life fell into the dust in an instant. Do you have to rely on superficial beauty to survive? I don't want to spend the rest of my life like this. Being ravaged and rotted in the princess's house is a plaything, but my identity can't leave normally, so I can only take risks.

I thought my plan was not perfect, but it should be feasible and effective after two years of planning, but this move was just a joke for two people.

I stayed in the Princess House for two years. The princess didn't invite me to sleep, and I didn't listen. Even if we are alone in the room, even if the princess is sexy and charming, I am indifferent and have no feelings. I didn't look or listen, and the whole person went to a station without feeling, as if the soul and the body were completely separated. Actually, it's not that Gong Zhubang can't stop me. After all, who doesn't follow the princess? Strangely, the princess did not force me. I repeatedly called her coldly. She would always look at me quietly for a while, as if she were at a loss and sad, as if she saw someone through me. Then she will say, she will wait until I am willing to bow to her, and then she will keep me alone in Curie, Xiu Yuan, so that people can keep a close eye on me.

Therefore, although I have the title of "head-on", I have also achieved parallelism. I just entered this princess mansion, and no one has explored whether it is true or not. In the eyes of the world, I am just a face-on with the meaning of Zeng Huan.

From the moment I met Rong Zhi at the Princess Palace, I knew he was extraordinary. In fact, he is absolutely gorgeous and restrained, but he just doesn't know why he wants to stay in the princess mansion. And unlike me, he is not only a pet in the princess's bed, but also a harem queen. He also arranged a boudoir for the princess, but he had no feelings for the princess, but he did not leave the princess's house. Obviously, he has enough ability and means, doesn't he?

It is these two people who, after watching my painstaking arrangements for two years, moved their feelings, but gave me a fatal blow at a critical moment.

Princess, good idea. A letter of recommendation ruined my friendship with Jiang Yan for two years and made him abandon me. And Rong Zhi has already seen through my last left hand. He just made some changes for the princess before she went to the poetry meeting, so he easily let the assassin target me and almost killed me.

In fact, the princess took me out that day, and I am still very grateful to her. I have been imprisoned as a guilty person since I was born, and I have never been free. When I arrived at the Princess House, I just changed to a more gorgeous cage. After she saw through my strategy, I only said that she would severely retaliate against me, at least imprison me until I was old.

However, the princess didn't feel sorry for me, except that Rong Zhi had been here before, and inexplicably made me drink a non-toxic wine. Now she's taking me out of the Princess House, which gives me the possibility to carry out the final plan.

Stepping out of the Princess House that day, I took a deep breath under the blue sky. I know my life will change from this day on, but this change is far beyond my expectation. I thought there were only two endings. First of all, my plan succeeded. I broke away from the princess's control and have been sleeping in the country ever since. Second, my plan failed, and the princess could no longer tolerate me, thus erasing me from this world.

However, the wheel of fate began to reverse, and life was infinitely variable. Maybe it was predestined a long time ago. ......

Yes, I instructed Zuo to report me voluntarily, but I think he would report me even if I didn't instruct him. If not, he would have been someone else, so I offered him a personal favor and asked him to do one last thing for me. This is a win-win situation for him. He got the recommendation from the princess and my gold, silver and promise from me. I know that people are used and used, but this time I put all my money on it.

As I expected, the assassin came at the right time. Guang Shen left a little spirit for this little man, and finally he knew how to handle affairs with money.

I retreated quietly, intending to take advantage of the chaos to avoid walking, but I missed a move and struck a fatal blow. Because the assassin didn't know the princess or me, when the assassin's sword hit me blindly, I had to run away, but my strength was lost a little. Poor swordsmanship is full of loopholes and flaws, which almost killed me. Just then, I stepped on a pebble under my foot and took me all the way to the edge of the cliff.

I didn't know that people can think so many things in such a short moment when facing death, but I thought a lot of things in such a short moment when I stepped on the air. ......

It turns out that I took care of others as early as yesterday. No wonder Rong Zhi gave me that non-toxic wine. No wonder he left to dress up as a princess. When he knew that Guang Shen was a villain, he knew that he could betray him once, twice or three times. Rong Zhi can give much more than he can. What else can he say?

I have always been an abandoned person, abandoned by my relatives and sent to the Princess House.

Abandoned by friends, singing the same song for two years is not worth a letter of recommendation from others. Jiang Yan never came to see me before she left.

Give up by Liu Sang, even if I am his half master, how can I be worthy of his close princess?

Since you are destined to be given up, why struggle? That's it, let me be the last person to give up on myself and end it, okay?

However, someone actually asked me not to give up? Is that her, princess?

She reached out and grabbed me tightly, and then said four words that changed my life: "Don't let go".

She risked being dragged off the cliff by me and grabbed me at the critical moment. She said to me:

"Don't let go"

"Yuan Huan, hold on to me and don't let go."

At that moment, everything in the world was gone, but her face was unusually clear, and her eyes were full of the brightest and warmest brilliance in the world. She said to me, "Don't give up so soon. Hang in there. You will wait for your chance."

Later, we were rescued, but my real salvation was the moment she grabbed my hand.

I still can't help asking her, "If Hua Cuo doesn't come, you and I will fall off the cliff later. At that time, will you always hold me? "

She said, "I don't know. What people do or die may not be determined by their own will. Maybe at that moment, I will let go of your hand for fear of death. "

What she said is true, not artificial. She did not ask for help. She admits that she may eventually let go. That's true. So I believed her. The whole world can ask. How many people can put aside life and death at that moment, but they can save someone who has nothing to do or even an enemy? If I were Rong Zhi, I could explain, but I am Yuan Huan, and I care about her feelings, so I don't have to pay attention to her public and private affairs.

Before I could clear my mind, the situation took a turn for the worse and I was at a loss.

Rong Zhi, who has always been high above the princess and is deeply loved by the princess, behaved badly to the princess in the apricot grove and was seriously injured by Yue Jiefei?

This is almost the funniest joke I have ever heard. If the two are reversed, the credibility may be higher. For Rong Zhi, it is more difficult to sexually harass the princess than to make people believe that the sow is in the tree.

However, I never let go of the cliff once, and I got lost. Do I really know the princess? Just like I can never see Rong Zhi clearly, is the princess in front of me, or the nearest princess, too far away from what I knew before, or is she too hidden before?

Before I figured it out, a deal suddenly appeared in front of me.

The princess went straight to Xiu Yuan and said to me, "In three years, you will no longer be my leader, but my staff. Three years later, I will arrange a new identity for you, have a clean family and set you free. Will you agree to this transaction? "

I never knew the princess was such a master negotiator. At this moment, I suddenly understood Jiang Yan. No one can refuse such a temptation. The deepest temptation in the world is to put what you have always wanted in front of you and tell you unequivocally that it will be more tempting if you clap your hands. In contrast, what is the demand for such vulgar things as gold, silver and jewelry?

Why did she choose him? Maybe Rong Zhi's behavior left her no choice but to start a new stove. But in any case, this is an opportunity for him, even if there is an abyss behind it. It's not that he hasn't handled it. For example, she didn't reach out to help him that day and risked her life. He can't afford to lose and is willing to lose.

So, he agreed, so she high-fived him with the hand that pulled him off the cliff.

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