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(1) the story in "Water Margin"

1, Song Wuda Tiger

Song Wu went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on his way. After drinking 18 bowls of wine in Gangxia Hotel, I staggered towards Gangshan. There is not much excitement, but a tree says, "Recently, tigers in Jingyanggang hurt people, but there were businessmen in the past. You should form a team to help each other, and don't make mistakes."

Song Wu thinks this is a scary letter from a restaurant. In order to let passers-by live in his shop, ignore it and move on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw a government notice posted at the door of the temple. After seeing it, Song Wu knew that there were tigers on the mountain.

When I want to go back to the hotel, I'm afraid of jokes from the store and keep going. Because of the attack of alcoholism, I found a big bluestone and lay down on my back. I was just about to fall asleep when suddenly I heard a gust of wind coming. A tiger with eyes up and white forehead came at Song Wu.

Song Wu quickly flicker, hiding behind the tiger. When the tiger jumped, Song Wu hid again. When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength.

With a click, the whistle stick hit the branch. The tiger * * * was furious and came at Song Wu. Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. His left hand grabbed the skin on the tiger's head and his right hand slammed the tiger's head.

It didn't take long to beat the tiger until his eyes, mouth, nose and ears bled everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would play dead, so he raised half his whistle stick and played for a while. He stopped when he saw that the tiger was really out of breath. Since then, Song Wu has gained great fame.

Step 2 hang the willow upside down

Lu went to Suoguo Temple in Tokyo to guard the vegetable garden. There are twenty or thirty local ruffians living near the vegetable garden. They often come to the garden to steal vegetables, but a few gardeners can't control them.

They heard that there were new people this time, so they made trouble. Unexpectedly, the two leaders were kicked into the cesspit, and they were scared to beg for mercy.

The next day, I bought some food and wine as gifts for Lu. Everyone was having a good time when they heard crows barking in the big tree outside the door. The local ruffians said it was unlucky, and the noisy people were upset and wanted to move a ladder to tear down the bird's nest.

Lu looked the tree up and down and said, "No, wait until I pull it out." .

After that, he took off his coat, hugged the trunk with his left hand and lifted the upper part of the tree with his right hand. The tree was uprooted. The thieves were frightened and bowed down to Lu as their teacher.

3, outwit class background

In order to return to the imperial court, Yang Zhi accepted the important task of escorting the birth class. In order to avoid accidents, he is careful everywhere. I began to travel while it was cold, and then went to the desolate mountain road. For safety reasons, I changed to travel in hot weather.

This is a preventive measure that conforms to the terrain, but neither the military nor the Han people can understand it. Finally, even the old people began to complain, so the soldiers and Han people did not listen to Yang Zhi's insults and insisted on resting in the Huangnigang Woods where the strongmen haunted.

At this time, classical figures dressed as businessmen appeared. Subsequently, Bai Sheng also picked up the mountain liquor. The soldier wanted to buy wine, but Yang Zhi suspected that there was antiperspirant in the wine and refused to buy it.

Bai Sheng immediately said not to sell. Then, Chao Gai and others came to eat a bucket first, let Yang Zhi relax his vigilance, and used the spoon of wine as a cover to drug the wine. Bai Sheng also played without flaw.

At this time, Yang Zhi began to relax and agreed to buy it. But Bai Sheng refused to sell it, which made Yang Zhi and others completely relaxed their vigilance, bought wine after drinking, and finally all of them were stunned by roofies, and the birth class was robbed.

4. Make a scene in the wild pig forest

Lu guarded the vegetable garden at Suoguo Temple in Tokyo and made friends with a group of local ruffians. On this day, Lu was practicing martial arts for gangsters in the vegetable field.

An official outside the wall saw it and cheered loudly. It turned out to be Lin Chong, the imperial coach. They became sworn brothers as soon as they met. Qiu, Lin Chong's boss, has a son. He tried to possess Lin Chong's wife several times, but Lin Chong scared him away, so he was very fragile.

Gao Qiu and others set a deadly trap for Lin Chong. On the pretext of watching Lin Chong's treasure knife, they tricked him into the White Tiger Hall, an important military aircraft, and falsely accused him of "intentional murder with a sword".

Therefore, Lin Chong was sentenced to severe punishment and stabbed to death with Cangzhou. He also paid off the escort officer and Xue Ba with a large sum of money to kill Lin halfway.

Dong Chao and Xue Ba escorted Lin Chong on the road, walked for a few days, and came to a terrible place called Wild Pig Forest. In the forest, pines and cypresses are towering, withered vines are entangled, and there is no sunshine in the darkness.

Dong Chao and Xue Ba secretly discussed and prepared to start from here. Dong Chao said, "After walking so far, let's have a rest here!" Xue overbearing: "If you want to rest, you have to tie this guy up first." Lin Chong said, "Where can I go?" Xue Ba dived into a tree, pulled out a rope and rushed at Lin Tiechong.

Dong Chao came over and told the truth: "We are ordered by Gao Taiwei to kill you on the way." Xue Ba raised the fire and water stick and split it on Lin Chong's head. Lin Chong was tied to a tree and couldn't move, so he had to sigh and close his eyes until he died.

At this moment, with a clang, Xue Ba's stick didn't hit Lin Chong, but was beaten away. A fat monk jumped out from behind a tree, swung his mord and hit it, scaring two officers to kneel for mercy.

Lin Chong opened his eyes and saw that it was to save. Lu Zhishen knew that Lin Chong was framed, so he tried to rescue him. I heard that Lin Chong was sent to Cangzhou and has been secretly following him. Sure enough, Lin Chong's life was saved here in the wild pig forest. Lu escorted Lin Chong all the way to Cangzhou.

5. Snow Mountain Temple

After 800 thousand imperial coach Lin Chong stabbed him to death, he was assigned to guard the forage field after many twists and turns. As my residence collapsed due to heavy snow, I had to spend the night in a dilapidated mountain temple.

That's why I happened to hear Lu Qian, Fuan and Chapo talking outside and learned that I was framed and almost killed. Angry Lin Chong finally broke out, stabbing three people with a gun and taking out Lu Qian's heart by caesarean section.

It can be said that it was this incident that made Lin Chong's only beautiful vision of officialdom go up in smoke and had to take refuge in Liangshan.

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(B) "Water Margin" in the story

1, weeping willows upside down

Lu went to Suoguo Temple in Tokyo to guard the vegetable garden. There are twenty or thirty local ruffians living near the vegetable garden. They often come to the garden to steal vegetables, but a few gardeners can't control them. They heard that there were new people this time, so they made trouble. Unexpectedly, the two leaders were kicked into the cesspit, and they were scared to beg for mercy. The next day, I bought some food and wine as gifts for Lu.

Everyone was having a good time when they heard crows barking in the big tree outside the door. The local ruffians said it was unlucky, and the noisy people were upset and wanted to move a ladder to tear down the bird's nest. Lu stepped forward, looked the tree up and down, and said, "No, wait until I pull it out." After that, he took off his coat, hugged the trunk with his left hand and lifted the upper part of the tree with his right hand. The tree was uprooted. The thieves were frightened and bowed down to Lu as their teacher.

2. Mistaken into White Tiger Hall

Lin Chong was offended by his wife's affair and was set up again. He received a letter from Gao Qiu and nodded into the White Tiger Hall. Gao Qiu said that Lin Chong broke into the White Tiger Hall with a knife and arrested him. Lin Chong is in trouble.

3, outwit class background

In order to return to the imperial court, Yang Zhi accepted the important task of escorting the birth class. In order to avoid accidents, he is careful everywhere. I began to travel while it was cold, and then went to the desolate mountain road. For safety reasons, I changed to travel in hot weather. This is a preventive measure that conforms to the terrain, but neither the military nor the Han people can understand it. Finally, even the old people began to complain, so the soldiers and Han people did not listen to Yang Zhi's insults and insisted on resting in the Huangnigang Woods where the strongmen haunted. At this time, classical figures dressed as businessmen appeared. Subsequently, Bai Sheng also picked up the mountain liquor. The soldier wanted to buy wine, but Yang Zhi suspected that there was antiperspirant in the wine and refused to buy it.

Bai Sheng immediately said not to sell. Then, Chao Gai and others came to eat a bucket first, let Yang Zhi relax his vigilance, and used the spoon of wine as a cover to drug the wine. Bai Sheng also played without flaw. At this time, Yang Zhi began to relax and agreed to buy it. But Bai Sheng refused to sell it, which made Yang Zhi and others completely relaxed their vigilance, bought wine after drinking, and finally all of them were stunned by roofies, and the birth class was robbed.

4. Snow Mountain Temple

After 800,000 imperial coach Lin Chong was stabbed, he was ordered to guard the forage field. Because of the heavy snow, I happened to hear Lu Qian and Fu An talking outside and learned that I was framed and almost killed. Because he was particularly angry, Lin Chong finally broke out and stabbed three people with a gun.

5. Song Wu hit the tiger

Song Wu, a Liangshan hero, went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on his way. After drinking 18 bowls of wine in Gangxia Hotel, I staggered towards Gangshan. There was not much excitement, but a tree said, "Recently, tigers in Jingyanggang hurt people, but there were businessmen in the past. You should team up to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thinks this is a scary letter from a restaurant. In order to let passers-by live in his shop, ignore it and move on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, and he was afraid of jokes from the store, so he continued.

Because of the attack of alcoholism, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back, just about to fall asleep. Suddenly, he heard a gust of wind coming, and a tiger with an eye up and a white forehead came at Song Wu. Song Wu quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger. When the tiger jumped, Song Wu hid again. When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength. With a click, the whistle stick hit the branch.

The tiger was furious and pounced on Song Wu again. Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin on the tiger's head with his left hand and slammed it with his right hand. It didn't take long to beat the tiger until his eyes, mouth, nose and ears bled everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would play dead, so he raised half his whistle stick and played for a while. He stopped when he saw that the tiger was really out of breath. Since then, Song Wu has gained great fame.

6. slam kansai town

Lu Da and Shi Jin met the singer's father and daughter while drinking in Jong Li. Jin Cuilian was forced to marry Zheng Tu as his concubine. Later, his wife kicked him out, and the restaurant singer paid Zheng Tu back.

Lu Da was eager to help them escape, and then went to the market to find Zheng Tu, who sold meat, and had a conflict with him. Ruda cursed and beat, and killed himself with three punches.

7. Make a scene in Wutai Mountain

After playing Kansai Town, Lu Da ran away to avoid disaster and became a monk in Wutai Mountain under the care of Jin Lao's son-in-law. He didn't adapt to life there and made trouble everywhere.

One day, he got drunk in the pavilion at the foot of the mountain. As soon as the wind blew, he was drunk and staggered to the gate, but he didn't let his monk into the temple, thinking that he was drinking and eating meat. Finally, he had a whim and broke the king kong's stomach.

8. Beat that bully

Zhou Tong took a fancy to Liu Taigong's daughter in Taohua Village and forced her to go up the mountain to be the daughter-in-law in the village. At the wedding, it happened that Lu, the "flower monk", lived in the villa and was beaten by Lu, who pretended to be the bride.

Please take revenge, but we are old friends. Finally, through persuasion, the marriage ended.

9. Cupping Temple

Lu went to Suoguo Temple in Tokyo, and when he walked, he saw a ruined temple called Crock Temple. When he came in, he saw several old monks sitting on the ground. Upon inquiry, he learned that Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi drove the monks away like robbers and abandoned the temple. Lu Zhishen fought side by side with them. Because of hunger, he could not resist their joint efforts, so he had to be defeated and flee.

Soon I met Shi Jin in the red pine forest, and Shi Jin made him biscuits and beef. After eating, they went to settle accounts with Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi. Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi were finally killed. The old monks were afraid to escape, so they all committed suicide. When he saw this scene, he set fire to the crock temple.

10, make a scene in the wild pig forest.

Lin Chong was taken to Kaifeng. At the time of filing the case, Sun Ding and the prefect stabbed Lin Chong to death with Cangzhou. Liu bribed Xue Ba, a public defender, and killed Lin Chong on the way. Xue Ba and Dong Chao tortured Lin Chong in every way along the way. When they arrived at the Wild Pig Forest, Xue and Dong tied Lin Chong to a tree and explained why Gao Taiwei had framed Lin Chong. I heard that Lin Chong was sent to Cangzhou, and Lu secretly followed him. They tried to kill Lin Chong with fire and water sticks and were saved.

(3) What are the ten short stories in Water Margin?

1, weeping willows upside down

Lu went to Suoguo Temple in Tokyo to guard the vegetable garden. There are twenty or thirty local ruffians living near the vegetable garden. They often come to the garden to steal vegetables, but a few gardeners can't control them. They heard that there were new people this time, so they made trouble. Unexpectedly, the two leaders were kicked into the cesspit, and they were scared to beg for mercy. The next day, I bought some food and wine as gifts for Lu.

Everyone was having a good time when they heard crows barking in the big tree outside the door. The local ruffians said it was unlucky, and the noisy people were upset and wanted to move a ladder to tear down the bird's nest. Lu stepped forward, looked the tree up and down, and said, "No, wait until I pull it out." After that, he took off his coat, hugged the trunk with his left hand and lifted the upper part of the tree with his right hand. The tree was uprooted. The thieves were frightened and bowed down to Lu as their teacher.

2. Mistaken into White Tiger Hall

Lin Chong was offended by his wife's affair and was set up again. He received a letter from Gao Qiu and nodded into the White Tiger Hall. Gao Qiu said that Lin Chong broke into the White Tiger Hall with a knife and arrested him. Lin Chong is in trouble.

3, outwit class background

In order to return to the imperial court, Yang Zhi accepted the important task of escorting the birth class. In order to avoid accidents, he is careful everywhere. I began to travel while it was cold, and then went to the desolate mountain road. For safety reasons, I changed to travel in hot weather. This is a preventive measure that conforms to the terrain, but neither the military nor the Han people can understand it. Finally, even the old people began to complain, so the soldiers and Han people did not listen to Yang Zhi's insults and insisted on resting in the Huangnigang Woods where the strongmen haunted. At this time, classical figures dressed as businessmen appeared. Subsequently, Bai Sheng also picked up the mountain liquor. The soldier wanted to buy wine, but Yang Zhi suspected that there was antiperspirant in the wine and refused to buy it.

Bai Sheng immediately said not to sell. Then, Chao Gai and others came to eat a bucket first, let Yang Zhi relax his vigilance, and used the spoon of wine as a cover to drug the wine. Bai Sheng also played without flaw. At this time, Yang Zhi began to relax and agreed to buy it. But Bai Sheng refused to sell it, which made Yang Zhi and others completely relaxed their vigilance, bought wine after drinking, and finally all of them were stunned by roofies, and the birth class was robbed.

4. Snow Mountain Temple

After 800,000 imperial coach Lin Chong was stabbed, he was ordered to guard the forage field. Because of the heavy snow, I happened to hear Lu Qian and Fu An talking outside and learned that I was framed and almost killed. Because he was particularly angry, Lin Chong finally broke out and stabbed three people with a gun.

5. Song Wu hit the tiger

Song Wu, a Liangshan hero, went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on his way. After drinking 18 bowls of wine in Gangxia Hotel, I staggered towards Gangshan. There was not much excitement, but a tree said, "Recently, tigers in Jingyanggang hurt people, but there were businessmen in the past. You should team up to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thinks this is a scary letter from a restaurant. In order to let passers-by live in his shop, ignore it and move on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, and he was afraid of jokes from the store, so he continued.

Because of the attack of alcoholism, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back, just about to fall asleep. Suddenly, he heard a gust of wind coming, and a tiger with an eye up and a white forehead came at Song Wu. Song Wu quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger. When the tiger jumped, Song Wu hid again. When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength. With a click, the whistle stick hit the branch.

The tiger was furious and pounced on Song Wu again. Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin on the tiger's head with his left hand and slammed it with his right hand. It didn't take long to beat the tiger until his eyes, mouth, nose and ears bled everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would play dead, so he raised half his whistle stick and played for a while. He stopped when he saw that the tiger was really out of breath. Since then, Song Wu has gained great fame.

6. slam kansai town

Lu Da and Shi Jin met the singer's father and daughter while drinking in Jong Li. Jin Cuilian was forced to marry Zheng Tu as his concubine. Later, his wife kicked him out, and the restaurant singer paid Zheng Tu back.

Lu Da was eager to help them escape, and then went to the market to find Zheng Tu, who sold meat, and had a conflict with him. Ruda cursed and beat, and killed himself with three punches.

7. Make a scene in Wutai Mountain

After playing Kansai Town, Lu Da ran away to avoid disaster and became a monk in Wutai Mountain under the care of Jin Lao's son-in-law. He didn't adapt to life there and made trouble everywhere.

One day, he got drunk in the pavilion at the foot of the mountain. As soon as the wind blew, he was drunk and staggered to the gate, but he didn't let his monk into the temple, thinking that he was drinking and eating meat. Finally, he had a whim and broke the king kong's stomach.

8. Beat that bully

Zhou Tong took a fancy to Liu Taigong's daughter in Taohua Village and forced her to go up the mountain to be the daughter-in-law in the village. At the wedding, it happened that Lu, the "flower monk", lived in the villa and was beaten by Lu, who pretended to be the bride.

Please take revenge, but we are old friends. Finally, through persuasion, the marriage ended.

9. Cupping Temple

Lu went to Suoguo Temple in Tokyo, and when he walked, he saw a ruined temple called Crock Temple. When he came in, he saw several old monks sitting on the ground. Upon inquiry, he learned that Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi drove the monks away like robbers and abandoned the temple. Lu Zhishen fought side by side with them. Because of hunger, he could not resist their joint efforts, so he had to be defeated and flee.

Soon I met Shi Jin in the red pine forest, and Shi Jin made him biscuits and beef. After eating, they went to settle accounts with Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi. Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi were finally killed. The old monks were afraid to escape, so they all committed suicide. When he saw this scene, he set fire to the crock temple.

10, make a scene in the wild pig forest.

Lin Chong was taken to Kaifeng. At the time of filing the case, Sun Ding and the prefect stabbed Lin Chong to death with Cangzhou. Liu bribed Xue Ba, a public defender, and killed Lin Chong on the way. Xue Ba and Dong Chao tortured Lin Chong in every way along the way. When they arrived at the Wild Pig Forest, Xue and Dong tied Lin Chong to a tree and explained why Gao Taiwei had framed Lin Chong. I heard that Lin Chong was sent to Cangzhou, and Lu secretly followed him. They tried to kill Lin Chong with fire and water sticks and were saved.