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You are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!

You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you an animal!

Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said that. Run in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

You can reflect my shortcomings better than the mirror; You are more knowledgeable than Zhuangzi; You are more resourceful than your grandson; Therefore, we all affectionately call you "the grandson of Jingzhuang"!

Dinner is ready! Today, there are sticky phlegm and boiled worm noodles, dead children's skin rolled with onions dipped in pus, fried shoes, dried nose dregs, silk pulled, stewed stomach acid soup, steamed toilet paper sprinkled with large dander, I wish you a good appetite!

A piece of cake fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. Who can encourage it to stand up? The answer is: you! Because, there is a saying: pigs encourage cakes!

There was an umbrella that lasted for a long time and refused to accept it when the rain stopped; There is a bunch of flowers that will not be thrown away after smelling for a long time; A friend wants to be permanent, even if his hair turns white, he can keep it deep in his heart!

You are the best. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. I think my love for you is deepening every day, because someone told me. . . . Pork has gone up in price, so it can be sold at a good price!

The cat made a stage under the pressure of life. One day the mouse came to the shop and took a fancy to the cat, but the cat refused. The mouse was furious: at first you chased me to death, and now I'm here, and you're still a prude! ?

They are playing poker. He held out his hands and said, one to five; She also put out her feet and said: A pair 10: He took off his trousers and said: A pair of eggs: She pulled her bra in a hurry and said: A pair of tips! He paused, hesitated for a moment and said, big!

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! ! Smooth my lost heart.

I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now look at your palm carefully. If you see a black spot, it means that you have been infected by bacteria. You need to flush your mobile phone with gasoline to kill bacteria. Pay attention to secrecy, I won't tell the average person! )

What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

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