Deceptive brain teasers and humorous jokes.

Deceptive brain teasers and humorous jokes.

Humorous joke: the wolf dragged away the ewe, why didn't the lamb follow quietly? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Deceptive brain teasers and humorous jokes (1) 1, what do cloth and paper fear most?

Answer: not (cloth) afraid of one thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

2. 1234567890, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy, 2 hardworking. Because 1 won't stop doing it.

3. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this?

A: A:? What if? Yes

Among all plants, which one is the most honest?

Answer: Banana, because you are honest.

5. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?

A: Call? Help? .

6. A fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result?

Answer: Fatty.

7. What plants and animals are like chickens?

Answer: trees and horses. Because of the digital camera.

8. There is a word that everyone will pronounce wrong when they see it. What's this word?

Answer: What is this? Wrong? Words.

Humorous jokes (2) 1, who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon

2. Which sect of believers can't lie? A: Quanzhen religion

3. What doesn't vomit when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal

4. Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)

5. Who is playing Chopin's nocturne? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)

6. Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)

7. Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.

8. A steamed stuffed bun fought with potatoes, and the potatoes killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.

9. When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to take revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run. A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.

Who owns the sea? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

1 1, a rooster and a hen (guess three words) answer: two chickens.

12, a rooster and a hen (guess five words) answer: two chickens.

Deceptive brain teaser humor joke (3) 1, a rooster and a hen (guess three words) answer: two chickens.

2. A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.

3. A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: idiot, or two chickens.

4. A bean fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: chocolate beans

5. Why doesn't the princess hang a mosquito net when she gets married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

6. Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle)

7, eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate won ~ {hit a foodie} answer: chocolate bar.

8. I was not convinced after losing the egg, so I went to fight again ~ I lost again ~ {I beat a kind of food} Answer: egg noodles.

9. As a result, the eggs were lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find my brother's cake. The cake was defeated and humiliated by chocolate. Answer: chocolate chess cake.

10 finally, eggs and cakes went to Big Brother's egg tart, which said that chocolate was very powerful! You can't do this, D~ so go find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized her mistake and took the initiative to apologize to the egg and cake. Answer: Telford (Fu) chocolate.

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