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Beauty and Ugliness drama script (4 men and 4 women)

Characters: King (King), Minister (Minister), Queen (Queen), Princess Camilla (Ka), Maid Dusibella (Servant), Prince Simon (West)

Setting: Palace hall with doors on both sides. There is a seat for the king, queen and princess in the hall, with a bench on each side.

(The king sat on the throne, covered his face with a handkerchief and fell asleep.)

Voiceover: The minister is here! (Enter the minister. The king wakes up with a start and lifts the handkerchief from his face)

The king (moves his body and sits upright a little) What's the matter? What's the trouble again?

Your Majesty, it’s still the same “old problem”.

Wang Oh - tell me.

Your Majesty, Prince Simon came to propose to the princess. As far as I know, he doesn’t know yet, doesn’t know yet...

Wang, you mean that he doesn’t know the princess’s marriage yet. Appearance...

Yes, Your Majesty. The beauty of the princess is covered up, but in fact the princess's heart is very beautiful.

King My dear minister, we are not talking about the soul now, but about marriage. Of course Princess Camilla is the kindest person in our kingdom.

(Enter the Queen, the King stands up, and the ministers bow.)

Queen (excitedly) Are you talking about Camilla? (sitting down)

The King (back on the throne) Yes, dear.

Later (to the minister) How is Simon like this person?

Your Highness, we have not yet found out the details about him. But I have boldly told him how excellent the character and temperament of Her Royal Highness the Princess are...

The latter is nonsense, she still can't get married until now...

(Princess enters. She Young, happy, healthy, but not beautiful)

Oh, are you talking about state affairs? sorry.

King Camilla, don’t go.

Chen, can I go down now? (The king signals his ministers to exit)

King Camilla, I want to talk to you seriously about marriage.

Ka Okay, Father.

Wang Well, your mother and I have a little plan, and it involves your maid Dusibela.

Ka Dusi Bella?

Wang It is her. Let Duce Bella dress up as you.

Card dress up as me? This is not good.

Wang It doesn’t matter, he designs a harmless scam and holds the wedding immediately. According to wedding customs, the bride must wear a veil so that she can surprise the groom after the wedding.

(Ka shakes his head. Voice-over: The maid Dusi Bella has arrived!)

Wang Okay, Camilla, go back to your room now.

(The Queen takes Camilla out. Dusibella enters. She is beautiful, but she says nothing.)

Her Royal Highness the Queen mentioned to you that you should play the princess. What happened?

The servant mentioned it, Your Majesty.

Wang Okay. I will take you to where you should go and wait for Prince Simon to come. (Part 2)

(Prince Simon strolled up, sat on the bench, and let out a long sigh. Princess Camilla enters.)

West Ah, hello!

Ka (very surprised) Who are you? How did you get here?

西 My name is Carlo, and I am Prince Simon’s servant. I guess you must be Princess Camilla’s maid!

Card Yeah. (Sit on the left half of the bench)

West So, do you know that Prince Simon is here to propose to Princess Camilla?

Card Of course.

The sound of the suspension bridge being lowered in the west was so loud! I couldn't stand it, so I sneaked here.

Ka, but how did you get here?

West Well, there is only one way in, climb up the beech tree, swing gently, and then hold on to the city wall.

Ka You said you swung across the moat from a beech tree? How dangerous that is!

West That’s why I’m so tired, I was so nervous just now.

Ka If it were me, I wouldn’t be nervous at all.

Xi You say it again, I must have heard you wrong.

Card I'm not nervous at all, because this is a common occurrence for me, and besides, I'm much lighter than you.

西 I always thought I was brave, at least five minutes ago I still thought so, but not now.

Card You are indeed brave, you came here successfully the first time.

Xi But you have swung here many times!

Card Oh, no, I failed the first time when I was a kid.

Xi You mean you fell down?

Ka No, it fell into the moat.

West, can you swim?

Card of course. I swam back and started all over again, and finally made it over the third time.

Xi You will make it for me later.

Card Oh, I want to make it for you to see.

西 You should teach me how to swim first. I've heard of swimming, but never...

Ka You can't swim?

West No. Don't make such a fuss, there are a lot of things I don't know how to do.

Card You can’t swim, but you swing from a beech tree! And you are much heavier than me! Who is braver? It’s still you! (Silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed)

Xi, what are you laughing at?

Card Oh, there is a joke about me.

西 I have one too. You tell me first, and I'll tell you when you're done.

Card This joke is so secret that no one in the world knows it except me and the other woman. When I was born, one of my godmothers told me I would be beautiful.

Xi She is so right.

Ka But when I grew up, I looked average. Later, my godmother said that I would become beautiful only when I meet a real Prince Charming.

West Why is that?

Ka Because Prince Charming can see my beauty, my godmother said that the most precious thing in the world is self-confidence, and the most terrible thing is to be complimented. A simple appearance can help cultivate a beautiful heart.

西 But in my opinion, you... you are the most beautiful woman in the world.

Ka Ah, have I met the prince charming in my heart?

西 I do love you very much and hope to have a wedding with you today.

Card But before discussing marriage, you must tell your joke.

Xi Well, listen. Prince Simon looks average. He was afraid of being ridiculed by the princess, so he asked a handsome servant to pretend to be the prince, and finally changed him back at the critical moment.

Ka How did they arrange this scene?

The prince will wear armor at the wedding and will not even take off his helmet.

Ka (laughing excitedly) Hey, great!

West Wonderful? This isn't that fun, why are you always laughing?

Card Oh, this is another secret.

Xi Then I also have a secret.

Ka, you talk first this time.

Xi Okay... Actually, I am not Carlo! I'm Simon... Hey, why didn't you pass out or...

Ka Why did it have to be like that? There are many similar things recorded in history books.

West Really? I've never read history.

Ka Now let me tell you my secret. Since everyone recognized Princess Camilla as not beautiful, the king and queen arranged for a maid to do the blind date on her behalf. As for Camilla, she can only say that she is a maid.

Xi So, you are Princess Camilla?

Card Yes. At this moment your servant is expressing his sincere love to my maid Dusibella!

Xi You are the most beautiful, kind, honest, and lovely woman in the world, and you are also so brave.

Ka (laughing) Simon!

West (laughing) Camilla! (Hearing voices outside) Camilla, see you when the veil is lifted.

Cassimon, see you after you take off your helmet.

(Prince and Princess exit.)

——The curtain falls.

End of the play

Characters: King (King), Minister (Minister), Queen (Queen), Princess Camilla (Ka), Maid Dusibella (Servant), Prince Simon (West)

Setting: Palace hall with doors on both sides. There is a seat for the king, queen and princess in the hall, with a bench on each side.

(The king sat on the throne, covered his face with a handkerchief and fell asleep.)

Voiceover: The minister is here! (Enter the minister. The king wakes up with a start and lifts the handkerchief from his face)

The king (moves his body and sits upright a little) What's the matter? What's the trouble again?

Your Majesty, it’s still the same “old problem”.

Wang Oh - tell me.

Your Majesty, Prince Simon came to propose to the princess. As far as I know, he doesn’t know yet, doesn’t know yet...

Wang, you mean that he doesn’t know the princess’s marriage yet. Appearance...

Yes, Your Majesty. The beauty of the princess is covered up, but in fact the princess's heart is very beautiful.

King My dear minister, we are not talking about the soul now, but about marriage. Of course Princess Camilla is the kindest person in our kingdom.

(Enter the Queen, the King stands up, and the ministers bow.)

Queen (excitedly) Are you talking about Camilla? (sitting down)

The King (back on the throne) Yes, dear.

Later (to the minister) How is Simon like this person?

Your Highness, we have not yet found out the details about him. But I have boldly told him how excellent the character and temperament of Her Royal Highness the Princess are...

The latter is nonsense, she still can't get married until now...

(Princess enters. She Young, happy, healthy, but not beautiful)

Oh, are you talking about state affairs? sorry.

King Camilla, don’t go.

Chen, can I go down now? (The king signals his ministers to exit)

King Camilla, I want to talk to you seriously about marriage.

Ka Okay, Father.

Wang Well, your mother and I have a little plan, and it involves your maid Dusibela.

Ka Dusi Bella?

Wang It is her. Let Duce Bella dress up as you.

Card dress up as me? This is not good.

Wang It doesn’t matter, he designs a harmless scam and holds the wedding immediately. According to wedding customs, the bride must wear a veil so that she can surprise the groom after the wedding.

(Ka shakes his head. Voice-over: The maid Dusi Bella has arrived!)

Wang Okay, Camilla, go back to your room now.

(The Queen takes Camilla out. Dusibella enters. She is beautiful, but she says nothing.)

Her Royal Highness the Queen mentioned to you that you should play the princess. What happened?

The servant mentioned it, Your Majesty.

Wang Okay. I will take you to where you should go and wait for Prince Simon to come. (Part 2)

(Prince Simon strolled up, sat on the bench, and let out a long sigh. Princess Camilla enters.)

West Ah, hello!

Ka (very surprised) Who are you? How did you get here?

西 My name is Carlo, and I am Prince Simon’s servant. I guess you must be Princess Camilla’s maid!

Card Yeah. (Sit on the left half of the bench)

West So, do you know that Prince Simon is here to propose to Princess Camilla?

Card Of course.

The sound of the suspension bridge being lowered in the west was so loud! I couldn't stand it, so I sneaked here.

Ka, but how did you get here?

West Well, there is only one way in, climb up the beech tree, swing gently, and then hold on to the city wall.

Ka You said you swung across the moat from a beech tree? How dangerous that is!

West That’s why I’m so tired, I was so nervous just now.

Ka If it were me, I wouldn’t be nervous at all.

Xi You say it again, I must have heard you wrong.

Card I'm not nervous at all, because this is a common occurrence for me, and besides, I'm much lighter than you.

西 I always thought I was brave, at least five minutes ago I still thought so, but not now.

Card You are indeed brave, you came here successfully the first time.

Xi But you have swung here many times!

Card Oh, no, I failed the first time when I was a kid.

Xi You mean you fell down?

Ka No, it fell into the moat.

West, can you swim?

Card of course. I swam back and started all over again, and finally made it over the third time.

Xi You will do it for me later.

Card Oh, I want to make it for you to see.

西 You should teach me how to swim first. I've heard of swimming, but never...

Ka You can't swim?

West No. Don't make such a fuss, there are a lot of things I don't know how to do.

Card You can’t swim, but you swing from a beech tree! And you are much heavier than me! Who is braver? It’s still you! (Silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed)

Xi, what are you laughing at?

Card Oh, there is a joke about me.

西 I have one too. You tell me first, and I'll tell you when you're done.

Card This joke is so secret that no one in the world knows it except me and the other woman. When I was born, one of my godmothers told me I would be beautiful.

Xi She is so right.

Ka But when I grew up, I looked average. Later, my godmother said that I would become beautiful only when I meet a real Prince Charming.

West Why is that?

Ka Because Prince Charming can see my beauty, my godmother said that the most precious thing in the world is self-confidence, and the most terrifying thing is to be complimented. A simple appearance can help cultivate a beautiful heart.

西 But in my opinion, you... you are the most beautiful woman in the world.

Ka Ah, have I met the prince charming in my heart?

西 I do love you very much and hope to have a wedding with you today.

Card But before discussing marriage, you must tell your joke.

Xi Well, listen. Prince Simon looks average. He was afraid of being ridiculed by the princess, so he asked a handsome servant to pretend to be the prince, and finally changed back at the critical moment.

Ka How did they arrange this scene?

The prince will wear armor at the wedding and will not even take off his helmet.

Ka (laughing excitedly) Hey, great!

West Wonderful? This isn't that fun, why are you always laughing?

Card Oh, this is another secret.

Xi Then I also have a secret.

Ka You talk first this time.

Xi Okay... Actually, I am not Carlo! I'm Simon... Hey, why didn't you pass out or...

Ka Why did it have to be like that? There are many similar things recorded in history books.

West Really? I've never read history.

Ka Now let me tell you my secret. Since everyone recognized Princess Camilla as not beautiful, the king and queen arranged for a maid to do the blind date on her behalf. As for Camilla, she can only say that she is a maid.

Xi So, you are Princess Camilla?

Card Yes. At this moment your servant is expressing his sincere love to my maid Dusibella!

Xi You are the most beautiful, kind, honest, and lovely woman in the world, and you are also so brave.

Ka (laughing) Simon!

West (laughing) Camilla! (Hearing voices outside) Camilla, see you when the veil is lifted.

Cassimon, see you after you take off your helmet.

(Prince and princess exit.)