An example of a hilarious joke

Lei Zi's mother gave Lei Zi's daughter-in-law a cookbook and wanted her to learn how to cook. As a result, Lei Zi's daughter-in-law said to Lei Zi's mother very dutifully, "Mom, don't be so polite. You've had a tiring day. You also asked me to look at the cookbook and order for me. This is not appropriate ~ ~ ~ If Lei Zi knew about this, it would be said that I was unfilial.

A student's parents visited the teacher. Parent: What's the teacher's name? Teacher: Oh, my name is Jinlian Wang. Parents: (holding the teacher's hand warmly) Oh, Miss Pan!

someone looks for a doctor to treat insomnia. Doctor: "How long does it take to go to bed every night before you can sleep?"? How long can you sleep a day? " Patient: "I fall asleep as soon as I go to bed at night and sleep until dawn." Doctor: "How can this be regarded as insomnia?" Patient: "I mean I can't sleep at work during the day." Doctor: "What kind of industry do you work in and need to sleep during the day?" Patient: "Civil servant."

A number of teachers in a university co-edited an English-Chinese Dictionary for the Tourism Industry. In order to show his professional level, a teacher publicly accused the editor-in-chief of the dictionary and said, "Your dictionary is wrong! ‘Tourist Industry。' is not right, it should be' tourism industry.' "In fact," Tourist Industry "is good, and" Tourism Industry "is also correct and more commonly used. The teacher knew only one thing and didn't know the other. He made a fool of himself on the spot in front of everyone. What's even more ridiculous is that the teacher who said others' dictionaries were wrong compiled a dictionary of the latest English phrasal verbs (English title: A new dictionary of English phrasal verbs). He translated "latest" as "A New". In fact, the "latest" English is "the latest". This joke is widely circulated on campus. {Content from Guo Yidun's blog}

The fiancee waited for 3 minutes under the tree before her fiance arrived. She asked unhappily, "Besides the alarm clock, elevator failure, traffic jam in the tunnel, can you name any new reasons for being late?" The fiance thought for a moment and said, "You're too early."

Today, my mother suddenly played a video for me, and I accepted it. I just found two or three aunts standing behind my mother, and then we said, "See if my son is ugly. Am I lying to you?" "I must not be my own.