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Are you a mushroom too?

Many years ago, someone asked me, "Are you also a mushroom?"

At that time, she was wearing a mushroom head, which was very cute, and this sentence was also very cute, so I remember it now.

Later, I saw a story about mushrooms, which went like this:

There was a mental patient who thought he was a mushroom and squatted in the corner of the room with an umbrella every day, not eating or drinking, just like a real mushroom. The psychologist thought of a way.

One day, the psychologist also squatted next to the patient with an umbrella. The patient asked strangely, "Who are you?" The doctor replied, "I am a mushroom, too." The patient nodded and went on making his mushroom.

I still remember this clip appeared in the joke section of a magazine, but now it's not funny at all.

Now I happened to see the follow-up of the story:

After a while, the doctor stood up and walked around the room. The patient asked him, "aren't you a mushroom?" How can you walk around? " The doctor replied, "of course mushrooms can go everywhere!" " "The patient felt reasonable and stood up for a walk.

After a while, the doctor took out a hamburger and began to eat. The patient asked again, "hey, aren't you a mushroom?" How can you eat? " The doctor confidently replied, "Of course, mushrooms can also be eaten!" " When the patient felt right, he began to eat. After a few weeks, the mental patient can live like a normal person, although he still feels like a mushroom.

I think this story is so sad and happy.

Sadly, you have to wear the skin of a normal person to become a mushroom. Fortunately, someone is willing to accompany you as a mushroom.

Many people think that patients are abnormal and do different things from ordinary people. In the patient's cognition, if he is a mushroom, he must live like a mushroom.

Later, he saw a mushroom companion. He watched the mushrooms walk around and eat. He thought, huh? Mushroom life can also be like this. I walk around and eat, but I am still a mushroom! Isn't he a mushroom? I'm just like him.

He did what ordinary people do, but he made a mushroom.

"You don't know, I'm actually a mushroom." Mushrooms will think.

I was deeply impressed by a clip from the movie Like You, which was released a few months ago.

The female customer and the male owner ate a poisonous puffer fish, and they were hallucinated by nerve poisoning. They held up an umbrella in the house and watched the heavy rain around them. Suddenly, the man said, "Let's go out for shelter." Two men ran into the street, holding umbrellas, shouting to become bigger and smaller. Later, they got on a bus with umbrellas.

In the car, the man woke up. He looked at the people around him who laughed at them, at the woman who was still addicted to hallucinations, at the woman who said that cooking ginger cola for him was not afraid of catching a cold, and at the woman who took down the umbrella handle and used it as a hair dryer to blow her hair.

He shook his hostess's shoulder and said, "wake up!" " Don't be a psycho, everyone around you is watching! "

He continued to accompany her to indulge in hallucinations until she woke up.

When you are stupid, I will stay with you and never leave you.

Many times we need a mushroom to squat down beside us, and he will be surprised and say, "What a coincidence, I am also a mushroom."

"Really? Then let's get wet together! "

The most terrible thing is not how difficult the road ahead is, nor the strange eyes of others, but that no one understands you, your freedom and your despair.

Are you a mushroom too?