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Do you think Stephen Chow's funny films are the most classic? Where are the classic clips? Thank you for your questions.

Stephen Chow film classic dialogue "A Comic Book Striving for the End of the World" was sung by Xing Chi: "Your father is pregnant ~ ~ ~ Congratulations!" "Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse" star road: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to give you a light tonight? " Curry chili (1) Bai: How often do you police sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average. The foreign girl knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out his gun and shouted at her, "Now there are two guns pointing at you. Which one do you want me to open? " Wei Xiaobao, Duke of Lushan: Hey ~ ~ ~ Where have you shrunk to? Wei Xiaobao: Shit, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is that big? I thought I was the only one. Wei Xiaobao: If you rape her, don't kill her. Wei Xiaobao in Dragon Teaching: Can gambling pay off debts? Princess Channing cast Wei Xiaobao as the tortoise. Wei Xiaobao: Now I'll send you to get married. Play the tortoise. Take it and use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Long Er: It was last night that I discovered that you had so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one power. "A Comic Book Striving for the End of the World" star Chi sang: "Your father is pregnant ~ ~ ~ Congratulations!" "Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse" star road: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to give you a light tonight? " Curry chili (1) Bai: How often do you police sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average. The foreign girl knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out his gun and shouted at her, "Now there are two guns pointing at you. Which one do you want me to open? " Wei Xiaobao, Duke of Lushan: Hey ~ ~ ~ Where have you shrunk to? Wei Xiaobao: Shit, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is that big? I thought I was the only one. Wei Xiaobao: If you rape her, don't kill her. Wei Xiaobao in Dragon Teaching: Can gambling pay off debts? Princess Channing cast Wei Xiaobao as the tortoise. Wei Xiaobao: Now I'll send you to get married. Play the tortoise. Take it and use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Long Er: It was last night that I discovered that you had so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one power. Many people like to travel westward, and many lines are catchy. But whether you are really a liar depends on whether you meet the following requirements. A real "liar" can talk like this. But I haven't reached such a high level. Get up in the morning and shout to the mirror: "pig!" " "When you see a puppy, you should call it Wang Cai. When you see cockroaches or flies in the bowl, you should shout, "Xiao Qiang! When you hear someone talking to you, say, "Roger that!" " Ask the other person's name: "What's your mother's name?" When the roommate looked at the girl, he said, "Master, is your taste too bad?" Express admiration for a girl and say, "Then let's all start this relationship right away!" " At the same time, I also want to say: "Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie." When you are threatened, you say, "forgive me, hero!" " Seeing others fighting, he said, "gnome male-"! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! " When someone asks you to borrow something, they will say, "Do you want it? If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ..... If you can't sleep in hot weather, you say, "It's a long night, and you don't want to sleep. "When I praised my school, I said," Although it is not beautiful, it has a unique flavor. When you envy others, you say, "I'm kao! I took you there! "But when I heard someone say hello on the road, I said," Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! "Show someone something and say," You don't believe it? Look! "When you can't understand what others are saying, just say," I see, you are crazy! " "When I was inferior to others in the exam, he said," I have always been a little higher than him in wisdom and martial arts. It is because of the extra burden that he will be taller than me! "When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, she says," Do you need a reason to love someone? " When abandoned, say to others, "The relationship is broken. "Talk to people about the feeling of being lovelorn:" Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, only endless pain and sigh! ""Seeing the people in the dormitory littering, he said, "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around! When I was drunk, I said, "Hey, give me some time, and I'll get used to it when I throw up!" "When you fail in the exam, say," I guessed the leader, but I can't guess the ending ... "When you see someone else fail in the exam, say," Brother, you have been recruited! " "Why? Are you having an affair with him? ! ! (Note that the word leg must be pronounced in a special voice) If you can't hear the original "only you", you will fall down. The weather turned cloudy: "It thundered, it rained, and the clothes were collected!" " Or "What a big marshmallow!" ! ! Someone asked you to bring him something: "You want me to show him some souvenirs. What necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and the like do you have? " Others criticize you: Who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things! ! Fight with people: I am a woman. If you really don't talk about morality with others when playing with me, let's take a look at a conversation between Stephen Chow and his old partner in the movie (which was recorded by the impression of watching this movie, not necessarily accurate): Sue (Stephen Chow's role was later a beggar, but he was originally a rich boy) was fighting with someone, and the general's father () arrived with guards. Ng Man Tat: "Son, who bullied you?" Stephen Chow: "I am bullying others!" " "Ng Man Tat:" His family has money and status. Are you qualified to bully? "... Stephen Chow:" Dad, I'm going to Beijing to take a martial arts exam. Ng Man Tat (excitedly): "Son! We Su Chahar family have been waiting for this sentence for 20 years! Stephen Chow: "No, I did it for a woman." Ng Man Tat: "Good! Die for women, die for women, and take exams for women! Hero! Who dares to ask? " Stephen Chow: "Yuan is like a frost girl." Ng Man Tat: "Huh? ! Prostitute! !" Stephen Chow: "What's the matter?" Ng Man Tat: "I dare not love what people dare to love. I have different tastes. I admire you, Dad! " & lt/