Funny jokes between classmates

Lead: Jokes come from life, and the form of artistic language is artistic language. I'll bring you some funny jokes between classmates right away. I hope you will like them. More jokes are in the jokes section.

1, math teacher:? Three children scrambled to eat a banana. The result was robbed by two children and divided. You know there are 1 children. What did you get?

Student:? Banana peel. ?

2. In an English class, the teacher asked Xiaohua: What is the Chinese translation of kiss?

Xiaohua touched her head and couldn't answer. At this time, Xiaohua's deskmate hinted a kiss to Xiaohua. Wave? When the bell rang, the whole class burst into laughter.

3. teacher:? As we all know, how to explain it?

Student:? A cup with a mouth means that every cup has a mouth, such as a wine glass and a teacup. ?

4. Does the teacher let the students use it? A cursory tour? To make a sentence, a student doesn't understand the meaning of this word, so he writes:? Can a friend of mine use it? A cursory tour? Make sentences. ?

A few days later, the students got their exercise books back, only to see the teacher criticizing at the back: Well, can you do it yourself?

5. In math class, the teacher talks about permutation and combination. One of the methods to solve problems is called? Binding method? . The math teacher said:? When you encounter permutation and combination in the future, you must bind it first.

Before the teacher finished speaking, he saw the math class representative sleeping and told him to get up and answer questions. The teacher asked: Where was I?

The class representative replied:? Speaking of bundling. ?

? What's next? The teacher asked.

The class representative replied sleepily:? Tie it and smoke it! ?

The teacher was angry and said, do you smell heavy? ! ?

Is the whole class laughing?

6. There is a pig in my classmate's house that is a breeding pig. This pig is very capable and makes a lot of money for their family. However, my classmate is a master eater and doesn't care about things. He doesn't spend enough money to do any work.

One day we were all chatting in their yard, and an aunt came, holding a sow, and said, "Match a match for our pig."

My classmate replied with special courtesy and embarrassment: My dad is not at home today!

7. I have nothing to do today, chatting with a girl. She said indignantly: My boyfriend is ugly. ?

I said, don't say that about your boyfriend. ?

She said:? Well, I'm not modest. Everyone agrees that it is ugly. ?

So I asked:? How ugly is it?

She said:? This is hard to say. ?

I then induced:? Let's just say, you give me 60 points. How many points do you give him?

She said without hesitation:? 58 points! ?

8. Female English teachers:? Eyes, what is it?

Student:? I don't know?

English female teacher:? Look at what's on both sides of my nose.

Student:? Is it freckles?

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