Kneel and beg for a funny joke, which will be used for performance tomorrow! ! ! ! urgent

I went to the noodle restaurant and asked for a bowl of beef noodles, but I didn't see a piece of beef after I served it. I was very angry and called my boss. Why is there no beef in the beef noodles? The boss said flatly, "Don't take the name seriously. Do you still expect to eat your wife from the old lady's cake? " When did you see someone sitting in the Great Hall of the People?