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Intrinsic joke, funny joke: Why is our family always short of money?
Husband: Wife, why is our family always short of money?
Wife: Come on, let's check the accounts. You eat breakfast for one yuan a day, take the bus for two yuan a day and smoke for five yuan a day ... how can I eat like you?
Husband: Wife, since I want to check the accounts, I will check with you. I gave you my salary of 5000 yuan. You spent 1500 yuan on clothes, 1200 yuan hairdressing, 800 yuan hairdressing and 500 yuan snacks ... How can I eat like you?
Wife: Stop it, Nima. You just want me to give you some pocket money! Here, here are five dollars!
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