Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Who is Confucius' master? Brainstorm.

Who is Confucius' master? Brainstorm.

Brainstorming is an artificially created and entertaining language game in the form of question and answer, which is widely welcomed by the public for its humorous expression. I've sorted out who Confucius's master is. Welcome to have a look.

Brainstorming question: Who is Confucius' master?

Brainstorm answer: drill, don't drill, where did Confucius come from?

Brainstorming 1. Why is it not in Napoleon's dictionary? Difficult? His dictionary is in French.

2. Read it twice before you remember (make an idiom)? Answer: Never forget.

3. One in a hundred (for a festival)? Answer: Chongjiu

4. Heating fee (name of Chinese medicine)? Answer: Farfalla.

Like rotten wood in the water, a pair of small eyes stare hard, grinning and dragging a long tail, and people and animals are afraid that it will hide away. (Beating animals)? Answer: crocodile.

6. The outlaw hero (to use an idiom)? A: All plants are soldiers.

7. Don't wash your hands before eating anything. Answer: Popsicle.

8. Who is the most attractive, hands or feet? Answer: hand.

9.30 days of suffering (one word)? A: Hu

10. It looks like a ruler horizontally and a stick vertically. He is the youngest, he will be the eldest brother. (Dial a number)? Answer: 1

1 1. Lao Wang shaves many times a day and still has a beard on his face. Why answer: He is shaving others.

12. A big bird is really strange. It can run fast without wings. When it is in danger, it will hide its head and leave its ass outside the sand. (Beating animals)? Answer: ostrich

13. The front legs are short and the rear legs are big, supported by a long tail, and the child is put in the pocket. The Australian grassland is his home. (Beating animals)? Answer: Kangaroo

14. Give some love and make a good start (type a word)? Answer: Ann.

15. scatter rice into the air (type a word)? Answer: O.

16. It is said that birds have faces like cats, but cats fly high. They sleep during the day and are busy at night. It is an honor to catch voles. (Beating animals)? Answer: Owl

17. Plastic surgery (to use an idiom)? Answer: Make a makeover

18. Born without parents, they are called dolls, which are specially for children to play with and children like them. (hit a thing)? Answer: rag doll

19. Why does Lao Chen say that he can't live without women? Answer: He is a cosmetics manufacturer.

20. Xiao Wang said that when the sun and the moon are together forever, he will travel. Do you think it's possible? Answer: Yes.

2 1. Xiao Wang went out in an empty taxi. Why didn't anyone wave him for a ride along the way? Answer: He took the highway.

22. Have a big party (type a word) before guessing? Answer: prison

23. Mother-in-law tattoo (educational language)? Answer: Endorsement

Xiaoming's mother gave birth to three children. The eldest brother is called heavy hair, the second is called two hairs, and the third is called Xiao Ming!

25. Can water lift a wave three feet high? Answer: grain.

Classic latest brain teaser 1. Is the lovesickness after the movie painstaking (hitting one)? Answer: Peng

2. When flowers bloom and fall (as the saying goes)? Answer: thank you in person

3. Water gushes in dreams (idiom 1)? A: Think like a spring.

4. The love of the whole city (three-word spoken English)? Answer: Embarrassed.

5. Look around and miss your lover? Take off your hat (to use a multi-word idiom)? A: From left to right, he

6. I can't describe how thin I am in the mirror (five-word proverb 2)? Answer: endless, look at the loss.

7. When spring comes, I am utterly confused and look forward to it alone. (Call 10 and draw a word)? Answer: Currently.

8. A thousand glasses of wine is not as good as a bosom friend (five words in Tang poetry)? A: We were both born in Chang Gan, you and me! .

9. Is there any way to eliminate this situation (the name of the word Qupai II)? A: Sauvignon Blanc is unforgettable.

10. Who is the man with white hair (by title)? Answer: Husband

1 1. Red leaves and yellow flowers are both suitable (idiom 1)? Answer: Divide equally.

12. lovelorn (word movie)? Answer: Emotional confusion

13. White-headed concentric rose (type 1)? Answer: Joseph

14. Get to the point and don't exaggerate. (type a word)? Answer: Pollution.

15. The white dog is getting fatter and fatter on the kang. (the act of beating)? Answer: play cotton

16. Winning the championship for the first time (using a gymnastics phrase)? Answer: 12 1

17. What has eyes but can't see? Answer: navel.

18. Go around (type a word)? Answer: son

19. Big tail, sharp chin, skipping and picking pine cones, enjoying the cool in the trees in summer and hiding in the tree holes in winter. (Beating animals)? Answer: Squirrel

20. Buy black ones, red ones and gray ones. (bumping into a living thing)? Answer: charcoal

2 1. One is three people (type a word)? Answer: circle

22. Ye Gong was shocked and his heart stopped beating. (to use an idiom)? Answer: Context

23. Re-enter Jiujiu Lianxiandan (scientific name of Chinese medicine)? Answer: Make pills again after returning to heaven.

24. Dong Shihe jumped off the building together, who landed first? Answer: onlookers.

25. Desire (to use an idiom)? Answer: Ignore.