Write three little jokes

There are some beautiful girls shooting videos in the park. My friend and I stood there and watched for a while, which moved me to tears. I took out a tissue from my pocket, wiped my tears and handed it to my friend. My friend pushed the tissue away with his hand and said, no, I didn't cry! A buddy next to him patted his friend on the shoulder and said, Brother, wipe your saliva. ...

2. Interest classes

The summer vacation is coming, and my cousin and sister-in-law are discussing what interest classes to enroll their son. Sister-in-law said to sign up for a music class, flute and saxophone or something! My cousin, who has always been henpecked, heard angry words: men live by holding their breath, and they all suppress it, no!

3. The robbed monkey

I went to Zhangjiajie to play. Before I reached a mountain full of monkeys, I wanted to feed the monkeys, so I bought a bag of peanuts at the grocery store. The boss told me to put away the peanuts and never let the monkeys see them, or they would rob me. So I put it in my trouser pocket, but the monkeys saw a small peanut packaging bag exposed from my trouser belt at a glance. I saw twenty or thirty monkeys coming at me, ripping off my pants and grabbing peanuts in full view, and I froze in my briefs for a long time. ...

Step 4 run a red light

On the way to school, I saw the monitor being interviewed by a group of people around the TV station. It was nice ...? Everyone gathered around with envy and hatred, only to see the beautiful hostess holding a microphone and asking, classmate, can you tell me about your feeling of riding a battery car and running a red light?

5. The story of the room card

I lived in a room for ten days in a row, and I often forgot to bring my room card every time I went in and out. I have accumulated six or seven cards in my room. I go out five times a day, and every time I come back, I go straight to the front desk to ask for a new card. The sister at the front desk said: "Brother, if you want to add WeChat, you can say that the manager said that I am not sensible. In this way, the hotel room card is not enough. "