Joke, brain teaser!

There is a very classic! It's a joke about a dog dying in the desert! !

Question 1: A puppy traveled in the desert with enough water and food (no natural enemies and other hazards) and was found dead the next day. What is the reason?

Answer: I want to pee, but I can't find the telephone pole. I'm choking.

Question 2: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. Of course, finding a telephone pole is lucky, but it is also suffocating. What is the reason?

Answer: Although the telephone pole was found, it was turned upside down.

Question 3: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, but it was still stuffy. Why?

Answer: There was a puppy standing by the telephone pole to collect the urine fee. The poor guy had no money and choked to death.

Question 4: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, brought enough money to pay for it, and finally choked to death. What is the reason?

Answer: There are many puppies waiting in line to pee in front. Because the line was too long, they choked before their turn.

Question 5: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay it. There was no puppy waiting in line in front, but he didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: the puppy only brought a hundred-dollar bill, and the puppy who collected the urine money could not change it.

Question 6: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay the bill. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money and foreign exchange this time, but it didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: The dog manager said: In order to be in line with international standards, it is now changed to credit card consumption, and cash is not accepted.

Question 7: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay it. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, but it didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: The manager said: With the membership system, you must queue up again to apply for a "thousand times pee card".

Question 8: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay the bill. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time. He knew to apply for a membership card half an hour in advance, but he didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: The manager told me that I must have an ID card to get a card, and the puppy forgot to bring it.

Question 9: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay the bill. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money and various cards this time. He knew to apply for a membership card half an hour in advance and brought his ID card, but he didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

A: The management personnel charge, stamp, check, take photos, sign, enter the password, type the receipt, and inform after all the procedures are completed: pick up the card three weeks later. ......

Question 10: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay it. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, and managed to get a "thousand times pee card" in advance, but it didn't escape the fate of being strangled.

What is the reason?

A: Manager: "In order to meet the rapid development of market demand and the requirements of information automation construction, the' pee charging system' was upgraded in an all-round way today, and the credit card was suspended for one day."

It is estimated that you will often encounter: system failure, urine card service suspended for thousands of times posted on the telephone pole. Please walk to other UnionPay telephone poles 200 kilometers away to enjoy the service.

Question 1 1: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay the bill. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, and managed to get a "thousand times pee card" in advance. He knew the system was normal today, but he didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: The pole was blocked, and the Ministry of Health issued a document prohibiting the destruction of desert ecology. All such companies are prohibited, and the local health department uniformly issues licenses for supervision.

Another way of saying it is: Because it is profitable to erect telephone poles in the desert, the fees for afforestation in the desert are too high in the short to medium term, and the private enterprise "Xu Xu Company" illegally occupies the desert planting land, and at the same time, with only six telephone poles as collateral, it borrows from the bank 100 more telephone poles. In order to curb economic overheating and low-level redundant construction, the government cracked down and seized all the Shanghai-Nanjing toll stations built and under construction by Xu Xu Company.

Question 12: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found a state-approved telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay the bill. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, and managed to get a "thousand times pee card" in advance. He knew the system was normal today, but he didn't escape the fate of being suffocated.

Answer: the pole is a bean curd residue project, and it fell down before peeing.

Question 13: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found a state-owned licensed pole, which is a high-quality project supervised by the National Development and Reform Commission. The pole is also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, and managed to get a "thousand urine card" in advance until the system is normal today.

A: The local health department is holding a price hearing that day to discuss the charging standard. All employees attended the hearing and had a day off.

Fourteenth question: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found a state-owned licensed telephone pole, which is a high-quality project supervised by the National Development and Reform Commission. The telephone pole is also vertical, which also brings enough money to pay the bill. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, and managed to get a "thousand urine card" in advance until the system is normal today.

A: Receive foreign guests and suspend services to the people.

Question 15: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found a state-owned licensed telephone pole, which is a high-quality project supervised by the National Development and Reform Commission. The telephone pole is also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay the bill. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, and managed to get a "thousand urine card" in advance until the system is normal today.

Answer: disheveled clothes, no toilet!

Sixteenth question: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found a state-owned licensed telephone pole, which is a high-quality project supervised by the National Development and Reform Commission. The telephone pole is also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay the bill. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, and managed to get a "thousand times pee card" in advance until the system is normal today.

Answer: The manager said that in order to cooperate with the national quality education, dogs have to answer "comprehensive quality questions" to pee, but dogs can't answer questions 16.