Pay a lot of money to ask for a funny sketch script

Li Bai was about to leave by boat when he heard the sound of singing on the shore.

Peach Blossom Pond is deeper than thousands of feet, which is not as good as Wang Lun's.

Reward Li Bai-Wang Lun

Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which made Wang Lun busy.

The Peach Blossom Pond is cursing, and if you don't pay the bill, you'll finish playing.

It's said that Li Bai returned it. Look:

Yesterday, there was a big dragon boat banquet, and there was no money after the bill was paid.

Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more money for travelling expenses?

Wang Lun goes back:

It's said that Li Bai is Brewmaster, and BMW Jewels are also exchanged for money.

instead of asking cendan for help, you come to me for alms?

Li Bai was very embarrassed when he heard this. He replied:

In those days, the scenery was gone, and the poor lakes and mountains were running around.

since ancient times, poets have been struggling for money, but heroes have never been able to beat a penny.

Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai any face:

My brother wrote a poem that thundered and exploded, and the world was always at his feet.

mo Dao is poor and down-and-out, and a lean camel is bigger than a horse.

When Wang Lun saw that Li Bai was pretending to be pathetic, he was unhappy:

He knew bad karma, a citizen, but he was drunk all day.

no matter what you say, you must pay back the money today!

Li Bai was angry when he saw that Wang Lun was speechless.

Brothels go hand in hand and shadow in pairs, and the lanterns are lit until the morning.

it's always my treat. where can I meet Wang LUN?

Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw Li Bai's death:

It's really too white and immoral. I still go to the theatre when I eat and live.

Wang Lun can't eat three meals after slapping his ass and lifting his legs!

Qingming Festival

There are many ghosts in Qingming Festival,

Everyone is scared out of their souls.

Excuse me, where is the ghost sentence?

The skeleton points to the village of Yan Wang.

The exam was so focused that it won countless candidates to stay up all night! Cherish Qin Huang Hanwu, courage is too small; Tang Zong Song Zu, had to copy; A generation of tianjiao, Genghis Khan, finally handed in a blank paper! The past is gone, count the romantic figures, and retake all the exams!