Sentences that satirize brainless people (sentences that teach you to be smart)

First, don't laugh at others for short circuit. At least they still have electricity in their heads. Your battery has long been broken, so you can only change a kitchen knife and washbasin.

Second, I will never judge a book by its cover, but I really have to think about it because of your appearance!

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Fourth, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

I don't know why you don't think with that thing around your neck. What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?

6. All the good things in the world have been taken away by you. I think you can really be happy. Is there a difference between clothes reaching out and food opening your mouth?

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7. I have acne in adolescence. Do you envy menopause?

Eight, you are really different from those sluts outside. You're just a bitch. You're not slutty at all.

Nine, "a woman without talent is virtue. Why do you read so many books? " "In order not to marry someone like you!"

Ten, good-looking people have youth, you only have acne!

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Eleven, at the age of teenage flowers, you have grown into a succulent plant.

I haven't heard anyone brag about being so fresh and refined for a long time.

Thirteen, don't use your thinking to challenge the IQ of normal people.

Fourteen, you cook tonight, I think you will embellish it!

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Fifteen, when I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother and a rabbit by Ma Ma. When I grew up, I was called single dog by others. You will be the history of animals all your life.

Sixteen, the old saying goes, losing is a blessing, I wish you happiness in the future.

Seventeen, I'm not looking down on you, but I'm too lazy to look at you!

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Eighteen years old, young, and heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. Ugly, but beautiful.

Nineteen, look at my myopia, I almost took you as a person!

Twenty, if the pimples on my face are as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied.

Time is a butcher's knife, but you are too ugly to start.

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Twenty-two, what is tender, wrinkles on the face can kill mosquitoes.

Zombies open your brain, shake your head and leave disappointed. Passing dung beetles shine at the moment.

Look in the mirror and see what you look like. Just don't break the mirror.

At the age of twenty-five, I have two hearts, an evil heart and a kind heart. After I met you, I was only kind, because I was sick to death. ...

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26. Can IQ exceed the height limit and be higher?

I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know if you will make a fool of yourself.

Twenty-eight, you are nothing special, but your face is strong enough.

There are scares everywhere in life, and you are one of them.

Thirty years old, you have worked hard for so long, but if you have some talent, you should show some signs of success.