Looking for jokes related to "bad food", the more the better

Looking at Yellow Handkerchief recently, it seems that ribs are very expensive? Meiling's family is considered rich, and they regard eating ribs as a big deal. They actually said that if they buy ribs, they won't have money to pay for insurance. Is it an exaggeration? Is there a translation error, or is this ribs not the ribs we are talking about? Can anyone know more about this and clear up my doubts?

I have been wondering for a long time. Last night, Huang Handkerchief Meiling used the pocket money her father gave her to buy ribs and gave them to the two families. The adults of both families were very happy

< p> Why, and their ribs are well packaged

How expensive is it? Please tell me! !

Also, I often see in Korean dramas that the ribs are wrapped decently and given away, which seems to be a big gift.

After reading and re-reading, there is also such a scene. The principal sent ribs to Yinzhu's brother's house, and his mother was extremely happy. Said it was a big gift

In Miss Mermaid, in order to thank President Zhao for his help when her mother passed away, Ya Liying later asked Zhu Wang to give him a lot of ribs and high-end seafood, which seemed to be quite important. It’s a gift.

Koreans are so pitiful, it’s hard to even eat spareribs

Or do they eat differently from us?

Yes, except for ribs, it seems that in Korea (see the yellow handkerchief)

Beef seems to be also expensive (see the conditions of love)

It is said , Korean electrical appliances are not as expensive as Korean food~~~~~ Therefore, young people in Korean dramas often suffer from terminal diseases, which are completely caused by malnutrition. This is a fact, not the screenwriter's sensationalism, everyone wrongly blames the screenwriter and director.

South Korea is too small, so what they really envy China is its large land and large number of people. Because there is little land, the price of meat is high. I know some Koreans who eat like crazy every time they come to China. In South Korea, eating turtle costs at least more than 2,000 yuan, so as soon as they arrive in China, they look for turtle to replenish their food. Even our clear soup noodles, they like it very much. Some Koreans who have never been to China thought that China was so poor and pitiful. After coming here, they all said that China is so good and they can eat meat as they like...

That's true,

Korea is really pitiful

It is said that except for the central area,

most of them are in tatters< /p>

Then if you have fruit after meals, you are a very middle-class family

Oh my god, let me not eat fruit for a day,

Unless I die.

Quote a price you know:

A cabbage is 20 yuan RMB

An apple is 50 yuan RMB

A watermelon is 200 yuan RMB< /p>

In such a small place, it is too difficult for people to have rich products! ! ! !

Just one example shows how expensive fruits are in South Korea.

Strawberries cost 5 yuan per pound in China, about 20 to 35 pieces; in Korea, many are packed in boxes, with 12 pieces in a box, and the price is about 60 yuan equivalent to RMB.

No wonder when watching Korean dramas, the male protagonist will say to the heroine, "Brother, I will buy you delicious food," and then you will see the happiness on the heroine's face. I also thought, just buy some delicious food

I still have this feeling after watching Korean dramas. Why are Koreans in such poor physical condition? Why do they faint and choke so often? I used to watch Jin Zhu always choked, pricked her finger with a needle, and fainted at every turn~

BF’s former company’s Korean customers specially sent a lot of them from Korea in order to connect with each other. Here comes Shin Ramen! ! They think this is the pride of Koreans.

I was lucky enough to eat it once, and all I got was a packet of chili powder and no sauce packet at all! ! ! It only has a spicy taste and no oil or water.

It seems that the domestic Shin Ramen has been improved, otherwise it will definitely not be sold.

I heard a Korean say: Koreans are very particular about clothes, but not about food. Food. Even wealthy families don't eat fish and meat every day. It would be great to be able to eat fresh live fish. Moreover, if your family is breeding lots of meat every day, others will laugh at you.

I was on a plane once, and there was a woman in the back who had returned from Korea. I listened to her chatting with the person next to her. She said she would eat meat every day when she returned to China, and she was not afraid even if she weighed 30 pounds. What a shame! The person next to her said, isn’t Korean beef delicious? She said it was not as delicious as the ones in China. I guess the delicious food is too expensive and ordinary people can't afford it.

Also, when I was studying abroad, I rented an apartment with a few Koreans. What they eat every day is really shabby. . . . I don’t know what to say. At that time, I thought their family was not rich, but later I learned that Koreans eat like that.

A classmate of mine said the most brilliant sentence in history after watching "Dae Jang Geum":

The productivity of ancient Korea was really low

Haha, one of my sister-in-law’s clients, a Korean, lamented after arriving in China that beef in China is so cheap! As a result, I ate beef for 3 months and nothing else!

Looking at Jin Gu’s autobiography "Baek Fan Yi Zhi", he wrote that he ran to China when Japan occupied the Korean Peninsula. When he saw the production methods of farmers in southern China, he sighed: Whether it is water conservancy or agricultural tools, Much more advanced and sophisticated than North Korea. We have never severed ties with China. Why haven’t we learned such good things?

This was during the Chiang Kai-shek era, and the agricultural production methods in southern China were based on inventions from the Song Dynasty and had never been updated or improved.

To be praised by Kim Koo like this shows how far North Korea has fallen behind.

I once went to a South Korean woman’s house. She made sure to treat me to cold noodles and dedicated this to me like a treasure. As a result, I had diarrhea for several days when I came back.

The soup for her noodles was not cold, but iced. I suspected it was ice water. She also specially added an egg, and when she served it to me, it felt like a Man-Han Banquet.

Also Once I went to a brother's house in North Korea. It was quite nice. It was winter. I sat on the stove, drank grain wine that definitely exceeded 70 degrees, and ate dog meat. Later, I had nosebleeds for a week.

There is also spicy dried fish, "trash dumping", which is a kind of vegetable. Koreans are still first-class in preparing dog meat, especially the dog meat sauce they make.

Our Wangqing County , every household raises meat dogs, mainly selling them to Koreans. But I suspect that they secretly stole the dog meat from the houses of fellow villagers in China.

The Korean people are so funny, I was in high school A girl in a classmate's dormitory is in a relationship with a Korean (Chinese) boy, and their family objects because the girl is Han! They say Han people are dirty and I can’t stand it! Every time I see their Korean bibimbap, I think it looks like pig food. They still dislike us. It’s so funny...

My mother smacked her lips and asked me yesterday, is Korean pork ribs expensive? I was so excited about the ribs, haha, I couldn't bear it at that time.

Although we are ordinary people, we can still eat ribs if we want. I don’t eat much meat now, I like vegetarian dishes. No wonder Korean girls have such good figures.

I don’t think everyone should scold Ya Liying for saying that Chinese food is not delicious and has no variety. There is no authentic Chinese food in Korea. I think they have not liberally eaten meat and non-staple food.

Anyway, regardless of whether the angry youth scold me or not, as far as I know, Japanese people are very particular about their food. The diet is very reasonable, and he prefers deep-sea fish. No wonder he has a long life.

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I don’t know how this country does it. A simple set of traditional Chinese medicine costs several thousand RMB. It’s so scary. Even the most common fruits in our country are treated as treasures. It’s horribly expensive and tastes so bad. The rice is not fragrant. It can’t be compared to the rice served in the shabby cafeteria in my school. Many of the dishes are expensive and stale. Even in the capital Seoul, except for a few prosperous areas, other places are under construction. It seems that it has not been done yet. It definitely cannot be compared with our capital.

Although watching Korean dramas, I feel that people there are really particular about their lives, but in fact there is nothing to be particular about. Spare ribs are something that I have to think about when I eat them, so I just make up for it there:

Some netizens replied:

Regardless of Korea or Japan, Chinese food is generally much more expensive than domestic food. Koreans think that fried noodles are Chinese food, and Japanese people think that mapo tofu and Dumplings are Chinese food, and some of them have been modified beyond recognition and are unpalatable. Usually when they go to China, they have diarrhea because they suddenly eat and drink so much that their stomachs can’t stand it

Watch "Watch and Watch" 》, I found that it was a big deal for them to eat dumplings. Ordinarily, the conditions of Yinzhu's mother-in-law's family are also pretty good.

I lived in Seoul, South Korea for a while, and holy shit, it's just not a human life. First of all, people are afraid of the price, and materials are scarce. I can’t afford to eat pork ribs. The worst part of pork costs about 85 yuan per pound. The price of buying ten pounds of beef can buy a cow in China. The cheapest bowl of noodles, which are not pork but have octopus legs, costs 55 RMB per bowl, which is just an ordinary bowl.

Korean BBQ is not just for anyone who can afford it.

Poor country, the supplies are too miserable.

I really don’t dare to learn about Korean food! ! During the 5 months in Seoul, I would rather eat junk food like McDonald's than eat any of their dishes. The price at McDonald's is similar to here.

It is said that diet has a great influence on a person's appearance. I finally understand why Korea's plastic surgery technology has developed to such a high level. It can't be done without plastic surgery

Fruits in Korea seem to be very expensive. Watch "Romantic Full" "In the House", when Zhenji saw the fruit in the refrigerator, it was as if she had found a gold ingot. Later, she also saw her holding a watermelon for Zhien from a distance. At that time, she felt strange, how could there be such a stingy person? , a small watermelon can also be given as a gift. Only now do I know that it is so!

Let’s not talk about the ribs. That yellow croaker... I’m not the one who QS them. Our three cats can eat one fish every day (plus cat food and beef jerky). My classmate’s Dogs all eat beef. No wonder Koreans eat dog and cat meat. What’s the medicinal value of it! I think they can't afford to keep such pets, so they might as well kill them to increase their source of meat! (Speaking of which, it seems that pets rarely appear in Korean dramas)

There are so many leukemia cases in Korean dramas, maybe because of eating kimchi every day. Of course, if you eat pickled products all the time, you will get sick easily. . Korean food is rich in nutrients. I have never really seen Chinese food, I only know it is there YY!

Now I finally understand why Jang Nara, Cai Lin, and Cha In-pyo want to come to China to develop. What we eat here OK! How smart they are!

Haha, it turns out that the textbook says: China is vast and rich in resources. It is really no exaggeration!

As an Asian, the Chinese are so happy!

< p> The most delicious dish in Korea is kimchi and the most delicious rice is jajangmyeon.

The Koreans who forgot where I saw it said that they invented the noodles, and asked us: Do you have noodles in China? Do you eat noodles during the holidays?

A small country has never seen the world! !

It seems that fried noodles cannot be used to entertain guests here! ! ! !

I think Koreans are a bit like Yelang in ancient times, Yelang is arrogant. However, South Korea should be larger than the Yelang Kingdom during the Han Dynasty.

Close and low self-esteem, low self-esteem leads to extreme self-esteem.

They restrict the import of agricultural products from China

You deserve not to be able to eat meat

It’s not that Koreans like to eat pork belly, but because pork belly satisfies cravings better than lean meat. It is difficult for them to eat pork in South Korea. Koreans don’t like raising pigs, so pork is expensive, but they have to like pork. So the first thing Koreans do after coming to China soon is to eat pork desperately. . Oh, it’s true! ! !

Let’s estimate, Korean drama spareribs = Chinese abalone

My only feeling when watching Dae Chang Jae Jae is that their so-called palace delicacies, what kind of competition, are just those things, pickles are actually They all set up a special agency called Huimo Sauce House to manage it. Boiled cabbage and stewed snacks were all brought to the emperor's table. Their emperor ate the kimchi soup and praised it and said how delicious it was. It was really funny. .