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Who has a novel that is both abusive and hilarious? It is best to travel through novels, and the best heroine is to write "I".

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The new corpse goes to school, the author has excellent writing style, novel content and very funny.

Introduction: if the protagonist in the supernatural story is an ordinary person, it is doomed that she will be scared;

If she is a Taoist priest or an exorcist, she is doomed to frighten ghosts;

So, as a real ghost and a fake, will Qin be scared by people and ghosts together? or ...

One day, the female ghost Qin found a fresh body on the side of the road. Seeing its beautiful shape, touching color and delicate skin, she decided to attach it to the earth to live.

So this female ghost with a history of more than 300 years, older than precious cultural relics, has turned into a fresh and delicious female college student.

Qin, who thought he could experience the taste of human beings again, didn't expect many troubles, but a series of troubles came to you. ...

In fact, this article is a strange product of the combination of campus romance and paranormal.

This article doesn't look scary. Please feel free to visit _

The hostess also wore it many times, first picking up the body, then digging the grave to possess it, and then. . . . Hey, hey, just look.

"Away from the soul/floating like a dream" (end) Author: cherry blossoms are red.

I passed away on December 25th, the seventeenth year of Qin Long.

Before I died, I was the most favored princess in Daliangguo, protected by the emperor's father and spoiled by the prince's brother. This is a pleasant life.

After I died, I put it on without waiting for the cow's head and horse's face

The first dress, the little princess Rong Ting of the Great Song Dynasty. No matter how unpopular she used to be, it's all over. Now, but I live by this pair of leather bags, and of course I live by wind and water. However, one mountain is higher and another mountain is higher. It seems that my uncle who is kind to me after I deliberately flatter me is the real murderer who killed Rongting, and "I" was unfortunately used as a shield by him. This revenge must be reported.

The second is Lin Yan, son of Shao Qing of Dali Temple in Song Dynasty. Man, yes, I have no choice. Seven days later, I will be possessed again. I died not at the hands of the little emperor, but at the hands of those who belittled my son. In a word, failure. This time, except that the body is male, it is a bit troublesome. What's more troublesome is that the original owner of this body is not dead, but its soul aura is weak, so it can't compare with me. So I can only serve two souls.

Third, Zhou Furong, the daughter of the Duke of Zhou, was a great scholar in the Song Dynasty. I don't know how this girl offended the little emperor and was hunted down twice. All right, kill it. I can't die anyway. As Zhou Furong, let the little emperor have a chance, but should I believe his feelings? Deep down, there seems to be a force that I can resist.

Wear the fourth. Is there a fourth? what's up No? Hey hey, want to know? See for yourself!

How are you? (End &; Fan Wai) Author: Dai Wanyin

The first time I met him, I was killed by a fall.

I met him for the second time and was hacked to death _

The third time I met him, I was killed.

The fourth time we met, he actually became my husband!

The woman wore it many times, dressed as a baby, a man and a woman, and the man was a bad star. . . . .

Let nature take its course by CJ black cat

Concise edition:

A woman will meet many people and things in her long life.

Literary edition:

Wandering in different time and space

Look at all human feelings, warm and cold, happy and sad.

She has long forgotten her original appearance.

again and again

It's like endless crossing

All she can do is let nature take its course.

Underpumping Crazy Edition:

What she hates most in this world is love at first sight, and what she hates most is a man who is crazy about love. However, the unfortunate fate can't hide her comfort. What she will never lack is the man who loves her deeply! . . . .

1. Crossing Qingcheng Shi Jue

Introduction: Liang Qingcheng, a fantasy author, accidentally threw himself through when he went to borrow soy sauce from his neighbor Meimei's house.

When I landed, there was only one sentence in my mind: "Every woman was an angel before she came to earth, but some of her face landed first." . .

This one is not bad either, but I gave up the later chapters because I didn't like them very much.

2. Flying swords is drunk

Introduction: There is a woman who is born with good luck.

I'm not such a woman. I'm already dead.

Not only dead, but also wearing;

Not only dressed up but also dressed up as a 15-year-old girl who tried to commit suicide;

He not only tried to commit suicide, but also skipped work, fearing re-employment. ...

Hey! An uneducated brothel woman, a telephone pole indifferent teenager, and nine wise uncles.

-What the hell is this world?

This kind of writing is very good and beautiful. )

There is a demon on the other side.

Introduction: There was a fairy who occasionally stepped on Xiangyun and floated on the top of Zi Yue's head, telling some spicy secrets. For example, Ben Xian once commented that immortals and beasts have no future. Who knows, this green-winged emperor rides on you, and he rides on it and is addicted. Cough ... This fairy is a pure-hearted fairy, without those messy thoughts. For another example, Ben Xian just wanted to tell you that Emperor Qingyi was very kind to you, but you killed him with eight swords. Come out to mix, owe others, you must return the land! After the eighth reincarnation, when you were Pan Jinlian, you were killed by Song Wu. When you were a concubine, you committed suicide in Wujiang for Xiang Yu. On the whole, you did a good job. However, in this life, you are so ugly. This fairy will chop you to death with her heavenly arms. After your reincarnation, you will still fall in love with Emperor Qingyi and then die for him. In this way, you can continue to be your Baihumon without amusement. When Shang Xian stepped on Xiangyun to float to the top of Zi Yue's head again, Zi Yue said calmly, "Please don't step on Xiangyun to float to my head again when you come to see me next time." Shang Xian wondered and asked, "Why?" Confucius said, "Xiangyun is too thin to wear underwear."

The two chapters of this article may not be very attractive, but the latter chapter is really wonderful. Don't miss it. )

4. Burn the wrong grave and meet a ghost

Introduction: Everything happened because a person accidentally burned the wrong grave. Unfortunately, after being haunted by ghosts, he had to cross in. . . . * * * * * quotations from a ghost * * * When someone throws a ghost into a garbage bag, the ghost is very contemptuous. "Who knows the way, you can't throw me away. . . . "When someone accused a ghost of losing humanity too quickly, a ghost snapped his fingers seriously. "I lived for 399 years and died for 400 years. It should be that ghosts are stronger than human nature. . . . "When someone refuses to take a ghost out, a ghost sighs painfully:" I am so lonely, so lonely, I should find a ghost companion to accompany me to relieve boredom. " . . . "When someone and ghosts rob TV programs and scold ghosts for taking themselves too seriously, ghosts seriously scolded 1," I always treat me like a human being, but I don't treat myself like a human being. " .。 。" When someone was finally moved by a good ghost, a ghost smiled three times, "Don't be moved, I will suck more blood from you to make up for it." . . . "When someone doubts a ghost's words, a ghost sticks out three fingers at the sky," I swear by my personality. " .。 。" In the morning, someone found a ghost by the pillow. The ghost said piteously, "I just miss the feeling of being a man, just to look back on my past." . . . "

(This looks good, too.)

come back to life

Author: Fish who love to climb trees

Introduction: Hanshan asked Pickup: What should I do if the world slanders me, deceives me, humiliates me, laughs at me, belittles me, hates me and deceives me?

Zhi Deyun: Just put up with him, let him go, let him go, avoid him, put up with him, respect him, ignore him, stay a few more years, and you will see him. ...

In a foreign land, in the mood for love, I was found dead in the street. ...

Well, she can stand it.

A few days after his death, in the coffin paper pile, he strangely revived. ...

Well, she can stand it again.

It's enough to come back from the dead only to find that you are actually dead. ...

..... Well, she continued to endure. ...

After my death, I came back to life and died completely. It's a pity that I met a demon ghost and was directly regarded as delicious Tang monk meat, trying to tear her into pieces and eat her. ...

..... She endured, endured, endured. ...

I can't help it! !

(Push hard, this is a warm and hilarious story of a bloody LOLI zombie)

6. Don't laugh at me (subverting da ji)

Introduction: An older young woman, X, never thought that she would cross one day, and she was still embarrassed by the waste of God at the COSPLAY scene. ...

"Are you the legendary fox?"

She said contemptuously, "You are the fox, and your whole family are foxes!" " "

Well, as the last fox in the Shang and Zhou Dynasties, although it is fake, it is also a national first-class protected animal. However, Almighty God looked at her through his nostrils. "Listen to my secret news: if you become soup, you will lose your breath." Qishan, Feng Ming ... As soon as King Wu cut Zhou, he helped to succeed ... and you also made a positive result. "

"... well, can you speak more clearly? "I have no idea.

"Your task is to destroy the world and end the 600-year-old soup. After the job is done, you will make a positive result."

"……"

"What are the doubts?"

"Great God, can I go back on my word?"

Be firm! "no!"

"So ... Zhou Wang is too old, can I choose to seduce his son?"

"no! You are too old. "

"..." Convex surface = = Convex surface

How should an old woman who was mistaken for a demon survive in the dangerous and abnormal Shang Dynasty?

X: the killer skill-dress up as a pig and eat a tiger

(nice)

7. No.38 Pansidong

Introduction: I can't remember clearly. When I was in a hurry in my last life, did I pray: God, if only I had two more hands! Maybe, but I don't remember. Maybe I prayed three times, four times or many times. People really can't pray and make wishes casually, because sometimes wishes come true, which is actually a terrible thing. ..... because I was hit by a truck and lost my mind ... Then, I suddenly found myself eight feet long-I was shocked and shouted in horror: "Spider!" My last life came to an end when I was hit by a car. My life as a spider began in my confusion and fear.

(Funny and beautiful)

8. A strong girl's record of destroying grass

Introduction: dog blood, I am alive; Like me, the death of dog blood ...

I put it on, so I became a new ancient woman with the face of an elder Lori and the figure of a royal elder sister, who was "cute, curtilage, embarrassed, rotten and thunderous".

The richest man in the world is in my pocket;

The first devil in Wulin is entangled with me;

The first Uber killer in the underworld, sleep with me;

The first romantic prince in the Jianghu fell in love with me at first sight;

Dr. rejuvenation, the first wonderful hand of Xinglin, accompanied me for several months.

I stirred up a thousand waves in the Jianghu,

I have Lori's face and a black heart.

I became a wolf, destroying grass with strong hands, wandering the rivers and lakes and dominating the world.

After a long time, the prosperity was gone, and I was free. I took my white clothes and drove the crane home together.

Yes, a glass of Qin Long, a pot of wine and a wisp of cloud.

(This article is a spray article, a spit article, a reversal article, a hilarious article, and a cosmic embarrassing article covered with a small white skin. Readers should bring their own paper towels, stay away from power supply, cherish life and pay attention to safety. ) it's very nice

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