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Elementary school graduation sketch

"Feet That Are Hard to Wash"

Contemporary Time

Place: A resident's home in a certain city

Characters: primary school students' mother and father

< p>[In the living room, the curtain opens, mother is packing things, and the primary school student is carrying the footbath]

Little mother!

Mom, what are you doing?

Little me, me,...

Mom, do you want to help me with my work? Mom is not old yet, so I don’t need you!

Little mom, I think...

Mom, don’t think about anything, just think about your studies! After studying well, I am more happy than anything else about your mother!

Mom, our teacher left a homework today!

Mom, what’s there? Quite normal! If teachers don’t leave homework and students don’t write homework, what does that mean? Talking about reducing the burden, farmers can pay less by reducing the burden. What are the benefits of reducing the burden on children? If you can’t get into college then, will you still have to pay more?

Little mom! Not that kind of homework!

Mom, the homework is not all the same! What else could be different?

Little is the same!

Mom, I’m not afraid of anything! Didn't you agree? Your father is responsible for tutoring Chinese, and I am responsible for tutoring math. If it doesn't work, we will live frugally and not eat or drink. We will also hire a tutor for you. At least he must have a master's degree or a doctorate degree, huh? Why hasn't your father come back yet? Don’t delay your tutoring today!

Mom, today’s homework is really different from usual!

Mom, is it different? Can you still leave flowers? Is it a brainteaser or something? Then you can’t trouble your mother. Not only can your mother answer questions, she can also make them up! Don’t believe me, let me make one up for you?

Mom, please listen to what I have to say!

Mom, okay, I won’t waste your precious time! You said, what homework?

The teacher said that today’s homework is very simple!

Mom, are you still so embarrassed? Look at you! What kind of homework is it?

Little Yes, yes, I will wash your feet!

Mom what what? Wash your feet? Give me?

Little [nodding]

Mom [laughing] Ha, ha, I said son, did you hear it wrong?

Xiao No, that’s what the teacher said!

Mom, wash your feet? Isn't this nonsense? What is this homework called?

The little teacher is serious!

Mom, son, let me ask you, did you do anything wrong today?

Small No!

Mom, is that your class?

Small No! Our class was also rated as the Red Flag Squadron!

Mom, is the teacher joking with you?

Unlike the little ones, they even asked us to wash our feet and write down our thoughts!

Mom, you must have made a mistake, and the teacher is trying to punish you!

Small No wow! The teacher always praises us for studying hard and observing discipline!

Mom, that’s because your teacher ate too much!

Little mom! How do you speak?

Mom, is this weird? What does it mean to leave good homework behind and let the children wash their feet? I remembered! You teacher must be a young teacher, a new teacher, with no teaching experience!

Small No! Our teacher is a special teacher, older than you!

Mom, then he must be unable to keep up with the situation, so he came up with this way to become famous!

Little how can you think so?

Mom, what do I think? I put my child with him just to let him study hard, get into a good university and find a good job in the future, but is he okay? He actually came up with such a crazy idea. How dare he come up with it?

Young man, that’s a good intention! You still can't see it?

Mom, are you kind? That’s how he was raised! We have been taught to wash our feet since we were young. Why don’t we train our children to enter bathhouses?

Isn’t this cultivating love? Didn't you say that my oil bottle was empty and you still shouted, "Mom, Mom, come on!" Come on! You also urged, don't panic, don't panic, don't move, let your mother come. When you came and took a look, the bottle of sesame oil was all gone!

Hi Mom! you say

What's this for? This is called the price, the price of growth! Knowledge is power, scores are future, isn’t it just a bottle of oil! worth!

Little, is it just a bottle of oil? That day, you forgot to turn off the liquefied gas. I wanted to turn it off, but you were stunned and said, "Don't worry about anything. Don't worry about anything." As a result, the fire almost burned your face!

Mom, nothing happened!

Little one, you didn’t turn off the faucet that time. I wanted to turn it off, but you refused to let me go. As a result, the water suddenly came. Not only did it flow everywhere in the house, but it also hit the house downstairs. It's like a mountain of gold. Not only do you apologize to others, but you also give them money!

Mom, it didn’t delay your homework no matter what! However, I have wronged you! Remember that night! You are sitting at the desk, the desk lamp is shining on the desk, the water is rippling on the ground, you are as proud as a sailor!

The little one is still talking! I miss my grandparents in the countryside, and there are so many friends in the countryside. I want to go there on Sunday, summer vacation, and winter vacation, but you just won’t let me go!

Mom, aren’t you afraid of wasting your time? Besides, don’t your grandparents have me and your father?

Little, don’t you love singing “Go Home Often”? (Singing) "Find some free time, find some time..."

Mom, isn't that just singing!

Small, your attitude makes me feel discouraged about everything. Apart from studying, I don’t care about anything or ask anything all day long. I’m like a robot!

Mom, isn’t this right?

Xiao is right! Did you forget? Once, you had a bad cold and the fever reached 40 degrees Celsius. You couldn't even get out of bed, let alone cook. I came home from school and didn't even cook. I just yelled?

Mom, I felt so uncomfortable that day! If you are really nice, how can I make you angry?

In the end, you still have to cook for me while shaking and trembling slightly!

Mom, I really hate that I have such a cold. I am afraid that it will delay your meal. If you can't eat enough, your nutrition will not be able to keep up. If you can't keep up with your nutrition, I am afraid that your brain will suffer, or you will be delayed. Your study!

Little you only think about me, but who thinks about you?

Mom, you don’t have to think about it, you’ve already studied! Mom, whatever you want is fine!

Small, can I put it in a frying pan? That day when you were cooking, you got dizzy and almost fell into the frying pan. When you were serving the dishes, you almost fell to the ground, and your feet were broken!

Mom, at that time, my son had the demeanor of a general. He didn't move at all, his face didn't change, his heart didn't beat, and he didn't bend down when the mountain was overwhelming!

The little one is still talking! A whole cold-blooded animal!

Mom, let’s not talk about this, huh? I said, son, are you still worried about your mother’s feet? It's okay, it's okay, I'm fine!

Little mother, just let me wash your feet! ah?

Mom, no!

Wash it! Please!

Mom, if you can’t do it, you can’t do it. The wind is as big as a needle hole. If I ask you to wash once today, there will be a second time. The third time, you will do laundry, cook, mop the floor, and take out the garbage. , can help the elderly cross the road, lead the children to find their mothers, scratch your grandfather's itch, and tell your grandma stories...

Isn't this a good thing for a child?

Mom, I didn’t say it was not a good thing, but these are just delays in studying. I will prohibit anything that delays study, and I will object to anything that has nothing to do with study!

Small No! I just have to wash it today!

Mom, I won’t let you wash it today!

Just wash it when you are little!

Mom, no!

[Two people are arguing, Dad enters]

Dad, hey, hey, what are you doing?

Mom, where have you gone? Coming back so late?

Dad, I went to their school for a parent-teacher meeting in the afternoon, met an education expert, and treated them to a meal in the evening!

Mom, just right! You also talk to the experts and ask them to comment. What is the school doing?

Dad, what’s wrong? So angry?

Mom, what do you think your students can’t do? Guess what? Let them wash my feet! What is this thing called?

Dad Ouch! This!

Little dad, do you agree?

Mom, he dares

?

Dad, can you stop being so angry? You asked me to speak!

Mom, please tell me carefully. What do the experts say?

Dad, the expert said that today’s education generally attaches great importance to intellectual development, that is, the development of IQ, and neglects personality cultivation and emotional education. Now we should make up for this lesson and strengthen emotional intelligence education!

Mom, what is emotional intelligence education?

Dad, actually! It’s very simple, just teach your children to be loving!

Mom, does love still need education and cultivation?

Dad, of course. Experts say that love is like a bud, buried in the heart of a child. It needs careful care and support. If not done well, it will dampen the child's love and affect their growth!

Mom, is it so serious?

Dad, don’t believe it? Here is a diary given to me by an expert. Listen to the voice of this child. His mother only focused on his studies and ignored everything else. As a result, the child's heart was deeply hurt!

Mom, then read it!

Dad, then I’ll read it straight! On January 2, I bought a pair of rubber gloves for my mother because she often uses water and is afraid of the cold, but she didn’t even look at them! On January 3, my mother still didn’t use the gloves I bought! On January 4th, the gloves were nowhere to be found! On January 5th, I asked my mother about the gloves, but she was stunned and said she didn’t see them. She obviously took them herself! On January 7, I found that pair of gloves next to the garbage dump. I was so sad! On February 2nd, my mother treated me like a learning machine and didn’t care about my feelings at all! Life is so boring! February 5th, since my mother won’t let me do anything, I won’t do anything at all! On February 9th, I secretly went outside to play for a long time and lied to her that I was taking extra classes! How about it? Do you still read it?

Mom, this mother is so careless!

Little girl is just like a landowner!

Mom, how could she do this?

Dad, do you know whose diary this is?

Mom, whose is it?

Little mine!

Mom, yours? Is it really yours?

Small Yes! Mom, I was a little sorry for you before!

How's it going, Dad? Come and accept the love of your precious son!

Little mother, let me wash your feet once! ah!

Mom, no, no...

Dad, wash it. If your son is washed, won’t it save me the trouble of doing it again?

Mom virtue!

Little mother, please help me!

Mom, okay, you do another physics experiment, write two essays, do 30 math questions, and silently say 100 English words...

Just a joke After a long time, I still wasn’t allowed to wash it!