Humorous routines to make girls happy: make her like you more

A compilation and sharing of humorous routines to make girls happy. Seriously, I like your enthusiasm. You can warm me. I really hate myself for overthinking my own gentleness. Maybe I am. A bad person, but if you kiss me, I'll be fine! So what are some humorous tricks to make girls happy? Let's enjoy it together

Humorous routines to make girls happy

(1) "Your father is a thief?" "Why" "He stole the stars and used them as your eyes"

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(2) "Actually, I am very carefree" "Really?" "Because I spend all my heart on you"

(3) "I feel dizzy when I see you recently. "Why" "Because love makes people dizzy"

(4) "Oh, my heart hurts" "Why" "Because you are lying on my heart"

(5) "Do you know why I am afraid of you?" "I don't know" "Because I am naturally afraid of my wife."

(6) "Are you in love with me?" "No "No? You won't die if you pretend." "I pretended, but I didn't die."

(7) "Everyone else wants world peace, but I am different." "Then what do you want?" ""I want the world and you"

(8) "I am so fat, why do you still like me so much" "When you are thin, you enter my heart, but when you are fat, you are stuck and can't get out. "Coming"

(9) "Shh, listen" "What are you listening to?" "My heart is beating for you"

(10) "I want to buy a piece of land ." "What?" "You are so determined.

(11) "It would be better if my skin were darker" "Why?" "So I can protect you secretly"

(12) "As long as you take one step forward, I will take the remaining 66 steps." "Why not 99 steps left?" "Because I want to hug you so much, I take three steps and then two steps"

(Thirteen) "I am very capable but there is one thing I don't know how to do." ""What? "I won't leave you." ”

(14) “What clothes do you think are suitable for you?” "Nice clothes?" "No, he was conquered by me." "

(15) "Do you know what my favorite wine is? "What kind of wine" "With you forever"

(16) "Are we friends now?" "Yes" "That won't be the case from now on, because you are my girlfriend"

(Seventeen) "I want to say thank you" "Why" "Because your beauty has corrected me eyesight"

(18) "I've gained weight recently, and it's all your fault. ""Why? "Because you are so sweet."

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(19) “You must be short-sighted, right?” "Why do you say that?" "If you are not myopic, how can you not see that I like you?"

(20) "When I am alone, I want to go to many places, but it is different when we are two." "Why is it different? ""When we are two people, I just want to stay where you are"

(Twenty-one) "I am willing to be a cow or a horse for you" "Then what" "Can you give me grass? "

(Twenty-two) "Help me see what's wrong with my eyes? "I didn't see anything." "No?" Look carefully." "It's really not." "Yes, you are in my eyes."

(Twenty-three) "Beef, mutton, pork, guess which one I like?" ""I like your sweetheart"

(Twenty-four) "I have a shortcoming" "What shortcoming" "You have a shortcoming"

(Twenty-five) " You will never see how lonely I am." "Why?" "Because I am the loneliest when you are not by my side."

(Twenty-six) "Why do you always forget everything?" ah? "What's missing?" "You lost me!" "

(Twenty-seven) "Do you know what season I like best? ""winter? "No, it's your season"

(Twenty-eight) "You know, I don't dare to move now" "Why" "Because I'm afraid that if I move I will fall deeply in love with you." "The swamp"

(Twenty-nine) "I think I am a very selfish person" "Why do you say that" "Because I like you alone and don't give other girls any chance"

(Thirty) "Can I carry you on my back? "Why do you have to carry me?" "Because you are my life-long person." ”

(Thirty-one) “I don’t want to keep you in the dark when I do anything” “Why” “Because I just want to keep you in the bed”

( 32) “I will never like someone like you. "?" "I will only love you." "

(Thirty-three) "Shall we exchange gifts? "Okay, okay!" "Okay, from now on you are mine and I am yours." ”

(Thirty-four) “Good things like to be shared with others” “But better things just want to be kept private” “Like you”

(Thirty-five) “Mr. "What are you trying to do?" "I want to open your heart"

(Thirty-six) "Please watch your mouth" "Why" "Because I will kiss it at any time"

(Thirty-seven) "Did you know that the two of us have a *** friend?" "Who?" "Cupid"

(Thirty-eight) "I think you look like a relative of mine." "?" "My mother's daughter-in-law." "

(Thirty-nine) "You know what?" "We have known each other for eight lifetimes." "Because you are my girlfriend who has been cultivated for eight lifetimes."

(Forty) "You Can you do me a favor? "What's the business?" "Help fall in love with me quickly." ”

(41) “If you were a painter, what do you think my career would be?” "What profession?" ""Illustrator"

(42) "We must be together" "Why? "For world peace"

(Forty-three) "Can you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice filling my mind?" "

(Forty-four) "Do you smell something burning? "No" "You should say you smelled it" "Why?" "Because that is the burning smell of my love for you"

(Forty-five) "Before I met you, I had many, many requirements for the future." "What request?" "After meeting you, all I ask is you." "

(Forty-six) "How long have you been single? "...Well, it's been a long time."

"I'm sorry I kept you waiting for so long"

(Forty-seven) "I'm so entangled" "What are you entangled in" "Should I marry you, or you marry me"

(48) "Be careful to slip" "What's wrong" "Because my heart has melted for you"

(49) "Do you know why I can't lose weight? "Why" "Because I can't bear not seeing you for a day"

(Fifty) "I hesitated for several days, and finally decided to toss a coin and confess to you when it comes up heads." "What if the back is up?" "Turn it over." "

(Fifty-one) "Hey, I imagine a song for you." "What song? ""Snoring"

(Fifty-two) "I have always been very stable as a person" "Where is the instability? ""All I need is a kiss from you"

(Fifty-three) "Listen to my heartbeat" "Huh? "Have you noticed that I'm moved by you?"

(Fifty-four) "Who do you belong to?" "I am a dog" "Nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

(55) "Do you know why there is no wife in the wife cake" "Why" "Because you are here "

(56) "The weather forecast says there will be rain in the future. "Ah, no?" "That's wrong. I will have you in the future." "

(Fifty-seven) "You look a bit old today. "Where is it old?" "You're so beautiful." "

(Fifty-eight) "There are two most beautiful things in life" "Which two? "Sleep, with you - just sleep with you." "

(Fifty-nine) "If you don't like it, get out" "I have laid out the sheets"

(Sixty) "I have become hard-hearted after meeting you. "Huh?" "Why?" "Because you always attract me like a magnetic field"

(61) "Classmate, can I get to know you?" ""Why? "I think it has something to do with your future." "

(Sixty-two) "I saw you yesterday" "Where are you? ""In my dream"

(Sixty-three) "I have a super power" "What is it" "I like you super"

(Sixty-four) "Every The first time I went through the security check, I always couldn’t pass it.” “Why” “They said I have you in my heart.”

(Sixty-five) “Actually, I want to be a bad person.” “Why” “Because I just want to be right.” You're better off alone"

(Sixty-six) "Do you know what day it was yesterday? "What day?" ""It's the day I loved you"

(Sixty-seven) "Where are you now" "At home" "You are in my mind now"

(Sixty-seven) 18) "Do you know which are the three most beautiful days in the world?" "Those three days" "The day there is you, the day there is me, the day when you and I become us"

(Sixty-nine) "There is something special today" "I miss you very much"

(Seventy) "When I am most sad" "The care of ten people is not worth a hug from you" Hug"

(Seventy-one) "Let's be friends forever" "Why" "Because we are about to start falling in love"

(Seventy-two) "You know the most special thing about me What is it? "What is it" "I like you very much"

(Seventy-three) "Wow, your eyes are so beautiful" "Really?" "But it's not as good-looking as mine, because all my eyes are filled with you"

(Seventy-four) "I only have one travel plan this year." "What plan?" "That's right, see you." "

(Seventy-five) "Every time I meet you" "I pretend not to see you" "But I see it thousands of times with my peripheral vision"

(Seventy-six) " I'm so upset! ""Why? "Because my heart is filled with you." "

(Seventy-seven) "Huh~huh~ do you know what I am doing? "Blow?" "No, I care about you."

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(Seventy-eight) "You must come when I get married" "Why" "Because it will be embarrassing without a bride"

(Seventy-nine) "I think when I am alone I’ve been to many places and it’s different when we’re two people.” “Why is it different?” ""When we are two people, I just want to stay where you are"

(Eighty) "I have a plan to be with you" "I want to pursue you all my life"

(81) "Why do you like eating sour things so much?" "What" "It made me so jealous"

(82) "Do you want to make your parents happy? "I think about it" "Take me home if you want to"

(Eighty-three) "Just remember it a little bit" "When I'm looking for you" "I miss you so much" "When I'm not looking for you" ""I'm just holding back and thinking about you"

(Eighty-four) "The temperature is so low today, but I don't feel cold at all" "Why?" "Because I have a little cotton-padded jacket like you."< /p>