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Complete works of famous sayings: what are the requirements and satisfaction?
2. It's easy to get the moon near the water tower, and it's easy to spring in the flowers and trees in the sun. Surin
3, the forest is beautiful, and the wind will be destroyed. -Old Tang Books
4, rope saw wood, water drops and stones wear. -Luo Dajing
5, ten years of trees, a hundred years of tree people. -"The Full Show of Pipes"
6. Leaves fall like the spray of a waterfall, while I watch the long river roll forward. -Du Fu
7. A one-year plan is nothing more than a tree valley; The ten-year plan is nothing more than a tree; A century-long plan is nothing more than cultivating people. -"pipe"
8, leap, not ten steps; Ten drivers, Xu, contributed; Perseverance, rotten wood can't be carved; Perseverance, the stone can be carved. -Xun Kuang
9, holding the wood, born at the end; The nine-story platform starts from the foundation soil; A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. -Lao Tzu
10, don't think about being prepared for danger in times of peace, and refrain from extravagance and thrift; Swargen seeks wood for luxury, and the source of the plug wants to flow long. Wei Zhi
1 1, scientific research is like drilling a board, and some people like to drill thin; I like thick diamonds. -Einstein
12. For those who learn a lot of words that are useless to them, or who learn a lot of words but can't use them, it's like a carpenter having a big box of tools that can't be used. They can't compare with carpenters who can use it freely with fewer tools. -West side
13, one year is like a tree valley; ten years is like a tree; Lifelong planning is nothing more than cultivating people. -Guan Zhong
14, you are full of energy. When you meet a deep forest, you can turn it into a flat ground. In the wilderness, you can plant trees. In the desert, you can dig Jing Quan. -Lu Xun
15. Huge buildings are always made of one tree and one stone. Why don't we do this tree and kill one stone? I often do odd jobs, that's why. -Lu Xun
16, we can't live with plants and trees, we can't lead a drunken life, we have to do something! -Fang Zhimin
17, books that are not often read are equal to sawdust. -Shakespeare
18, Old Mu's advice to young people who have just started their lives. This is the order given by the guards who are ready to rest to the guards who come to take over. Aleksandr Herzen
19, life is full of plants and trees. -Feng Menglong
20. It's better to waste a million steps. It is better to suffer from hunger for three days. Du Rui
2 1, don't drink turbid spring water, keep winding trees. If you are unfair, you will lose millions of dollars. -Bai Juyi
22, scorpion is broken, and if you want to burn, you will die. -Liu Zhou
23. One dollar a day, ten dollars a day. The rope saws wood, but water drops stones. —— Ban Gu
24. I can't imagine such a person. He thinks that it is a heroic feat to take the horse first instead of the pawn when playing chess. It means immortality to occupy the poor position of the chess guide. I can't imagine that a smart person can put all his money in 10, 20, 30, 40 years over and over again. -The story of chess
25. If I love you, I will never show off on your high branches like climbing Campbell. If I love you, I will never learn from spoony birds and repeat monotonous songs for the shade. It is not only like spring, but also brings cool comfort all year round; It is not just like a dangerous peak, it increases your height and sets off your dignity. Even during the day. Even spring rain. No, these are not enough! I must be a kapok beside you, standing with you as a tree. Roots, close to the ground, leaves, lingering in the clouds. Every time a gust of wind blows, we greet each other, but no one understands us. You have your copper branches and iron stems, like a knife, like a sword, like a halberd, I have my red flowers, like a heavy sigh, like a heroic torch, and we share the cold wave, storm and thunderbolt; We * * * enjoy the fog and rainbow, as if we were separated forever, but we were dependent on each other for life. This is great love, and this is firmness: not only love your stalwart body, but also love your stand and the land under your feet-Shu Ting.
26. There must be something I can't understand. Otherwise, plants and birds can grow in order and fly back to their hometown. There must be something I can't do. Otherwise, how can the alternation of day and night be so fast? All the moments missed the sadness. There is something in my heart that I must give up after the leaves fall. Is it a diary at the age of sixteen or a lily-like secret hidden all my life-Xi Murong.
27. I want to be a forest keeper. There is such a big forest that there is no end in sight. There is a hut on the edge of the forest, where I live. I live like this and don't associate with anyone; I'm happier living like this than worrying about everything. -Little brick
28. If the country has something to do, Shan Mu is even more selfless-Du Fu
29. Jieshi looks at the sea in the east. The sea is so vast that the islands stand high on the sea. ? Trees grow and grass is abundant. The movement of the sun and the moon seems to come from the vast ocean. ? Journey to the sun and the moon, if you go out. Han is a talented star, if you take him by surprise. ? I am glad to use this poem to express my inner desire. -Cao Cao
30. There must be something in the adagio that I can't understand. Otherwise, plants and birds will grow in order and fly back to their hometown. There must be something I can't do. Otherwise, how can the alternation of day and night be so fast? All the moments are missed. Sadness erodes my heart? -Xi Murong
3 1, if you want to live leisurely, you must learn from trees, go deep into life, photosynthesis with sunlight, and constantly spit out oxygen to purify the world. -Lin Qingxuan
32. Those who are born with money and everything goes well don't know what real happiness is in life. Only those who bump in the sea with a few fragile boards in a storm can appreciate the preciousness and rarity of clear skies. The Count of Monte Cristo
33. The wild flowers on the grassland that witnessed the death of the gods are far away. The wind is farther than the distance. My piano whimpers and tears are gone. I returned to this distant grassland. One is called wood and the other is called ponytail. My piano whimpers and tears are gone. Only when I die will I pick wild flowers. A bright moon hangs like a mirror. The grassland reflects the Millennium. My piano whimpers and tears are gone. I rode across the grassland-Haizi alone.
All plants and trees have the freedom to choose their own living conditions. Wu Youjian
35. The purpose of practicing acrobatics is not to break stones or boards, but to use them to influence our whole thinking and lifestyle. -Bruce Lee
36. In this sad and bright March, I beat my horse from my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through sadness and impermanence. -Jing M.Guo
37. Art should be a kind of satirical literature, a warning to our numb feelings, dead thoughts and unnatural life. It teaches us to be simple and sincere in a pretentious world. -Lin Yutang
38. The same person can't give you the same pain. When he repeatedly hurts you, the wound is used to it and he feels numb. No matter how many times you hurt him, it is far less painful than the first injury. Amy Cheung
39. Fold the wood for life; Nine-story platform, starting with tired soil; A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. -Lao Tzu
40. Genius is not a monster born and raised in the wilderness of deep mountains and forests, but is produced and cultivated by people who can make genius grow, so without such people, there is no genius. So I think, before asking about the birth of a genius, we should first ask people who can make a genius grow. -for example, if you want to have trees and see flowers, you must have good soil; Without soil, there would be no flowers and trees; So soil is more important than flowers and trees. -Lu Xun
4 1, no desire can only be said to be insensitive. -Annie, baby
42. Huge buildings are always made of one stone and one wood. Why don't we do one stone at a time? I often do odd jobs, that's why. -Lu Xun
43. I don't deserve to be a bright lamp, so let me be a piece of wood! -Ba Jin
44. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. -Li Ao
45. I will come back and bring back the fragrance of kapok and bauhinia, and then tell you that I have found heaven. -Jing M.Guo
46. Poetry can be aroused, observed, grouped and resented. Your father is a thing, and your father is a distant thing; Learn more about the names of birds, animals and plants. -Confucius
47, mountain wood, self-defeating; Fry yourself on fire. Guangxi is edible, so cut it; Paint can be used, so cut it. Everyone knows what is useful, but not what is useless. -Zhuangzi
48. Things in the world may be arranged like this: a cross-eyed person is happy to make people think that he has normal eyes. Or a third party installed a wooden leg, in order to make one party more satisfied with the meat leg wearing stockings. Dickens
49. Huge buildings are always made of one stone and one wood. Why don't we do this? I often do odd jobs, that's why. -Lu Xun
50. Some literati in China love to make up stories out of nothing. They not only praise their lives, but also whitewash the darkness. -Lu Xun
5 1, people will have a sense of calm and numbness in an emergency, which has nothing to do with themselves. I didn't know how to be shocked until afterwards, and then it was useless to cry at that time, because those were all over. -Yi Shu
52. I feel that everyone is a beggar. It is lucky to be able to make a living from the cold rice juice bowl of fate. The cold rice is mixed with cigarette butts or tastes bad, so I have to pretend not to know. What are the options? Beggars have no choice. -Yi Shu
I think a person's life can be good or bad. He can live for a long time or not. He can be an artist or a lumberjack. There is not much difference, but one thing is very important. It is impossible for him not to be recognized. He can't be a ghost. He won't talk nonsense or lie. When he woke up, he couldn't see himself and felt ugly. -Gu Cheng
54. In short, once people get out of numbness, they will increase their pain and dare not even think about it. The so-called "hope for the future" is just a method of masturbation-or simply self-deception, that is, the so-called "following the present". You must be so numb that you don't want to "the future" or "the present", which is in line with China's times and environment, but once you have knowledge, you can't go back to this point. -Lu Xun
A building is always made up of a tree and a stone. Why don't we do this tree and kill one stone? I often do odd jobs, that's why. -Lu Xun
56. A dollar a day, a thousand days, a thousand dollars, a rope sawed off, a drop of water worn away. —— Ban Gu
57. People are born weak and die strong. The life of vegetation is soft and brittle, and it dies and dries up. -Lao Tzu
58. What a joke. She has nothing, not even a last name. He has a lot of "sun fire", built a nest of wood, lived safely, and lived longer than Lamian Noodles. Lilian Lee
59. You can't be a soldier, you can't waste your life, but you should strive for self-improvement and make a difference. -Fang Zhimin
60. I bid farewell to the mountain, crossed the river, rowed a canoe and sailed to the sea on earth. The storm hit my face and the waves jolted my boat, but they didn't drown me. -Ba Jin
6 1, my road twists and turns through a sheltered valley, branches and flowers to a Buddhist retreat. -Chang Jian
62. I am like a piece of wood drifting in the sea. You won't feel bitter if you live. In the worst case, I didn't turn against my relatives for bullying them. Now, they are more worried. The truth is, I don't really remember. Gigi Lai
63. Although the carpenter's apprentice is very bitter and tired, it is good for the future military life. —— Liu Zhen
64. A woman finally found a better person, only ten years later! Ten years. It doesn't matter if you don't argue Ten years later. Ten years later, there is no trace, no resentment and no spirit. We will go our own way or a wooden bridge, which has nothing to do with people. -Yi Shu
65. People are like a river: as soon as the sticks split the waves, they gather together again. -Goethe
66. Although a country is divided, mountains and rivers remain forever, and the spring of trees and grass is back. -Du Fu
67. People are born weak and die strong. The life of vegetation is soft and brittle, and it dies and dries up. Therefore, the strong die and the weak live. It is the power of the army that destroys it, and the power of wood will be folded. Strong place, weak place. -Lao Tzu
68. Another new challenge is to take part in the film Red Cliff. Because there is Lin Chi-ling, a great beauty in Taiwan Province Province, the reports of "competition for favor" and "competition for drama" spread like wildfire. I have long been numb. Every time I work with a female artist, there will always be disharmony. However, in my eyes, Lexus is a very beautiful and diligent girl. She has no acting experience, but as soon as she comes on stage, she will act in a blockbuster. What a pressure! Even if I am experienced in filming, I have to shout hard to cope with many fighting scenes in Red Cliff, and my hands and feet are bruised. I still remember that on the first day of shooting, I was exhausted and dizzy, which forced me to break the habit of not eating meat for many years. -Zhao Wei
69. Take Xishu, call it barbarian, and reject it from the east, west, north and south. In Zhong Jun's records, it was changed to Jin Mu's divination, and the water surface could be attacked by fire. -Zhuge Liang
70. Clothing is like a box that can never be completely opened. There is a secret gift in it. Open it completely, and the gift is gone. Unless the sense of shame of human beings has not been produced, as it was in Eden's time, it will always be a secret event. But this secret event is becoming a public event. In the highly competitive commodity era, freshness is capital. People are becoming more and more indifferent, numb and indifferent, so novelty and excitement have become a fashion. -Zhang Ning
7 1, Doudao is a good marriage, I only saw the Wood and Stone Alliance. Facing the sky, the nobles in the mountains are crystal clear with snow; I will never forget the lonely forest in the world. -Cao Xueqin
72. Marriage is not a single-plank bridge, and not everyone has to cross it. -Tan Ailin
73. False bullying can't last, emptiness can't last, rotten wood can't be carved, and love can't last. -Han Ying
74. Too much ambition, too many ideals, and the facts can't satisfy you. The result is naturally disappointment and boredom; If you are too ambitious, you will be numb and depressed, and the result will be depravity. —— Zhu Guangqian
75. "Step by step through the present" can naturally be relatively free from the torture of the environment, but since "now I" contains the original me, and this "I" is dissatisfied with the times and the environment, the pain is still persistent. However, being able to take things as they are-that is, having a boat at such a time-can be more stable and perfunctory than people who fantasize too much. In short, once people come out of numbness, they will be more painful and dare not even think about it. The so-called "hope for the future" is the method of masturbation-or simply self-deception, so is the so-called "happy-go-lucky". You must be so numb that you don't want to "the future" or "the present", which is in line with China's times and environment, but once you have knowledge, you can't go back to this point. As I said in my previous letter, I want to be "unfair but not pessimistic", that is, "save your strength and try while waiting". -Lu Xun
76. Avoid all kinds of suitors every day and refuse sudden courtship. My face is numb to cold marble in front of boys. I won't laugh, I will travel through my own world painfully, and I will expel all visitors who try to invade. Fu Yung sister
77. Those in power are also fighting people, such as turning over trees and stones. The nature of wood and stone, harmony is static, danger is moving, square is stopping, and circle is fine. Therefore, it is also a potential to be good at fighting against people, such as turning a boulder on a mountain thousands of miles away. -Sun Wu
78. If there are obstacles, yellow wells, reeds, trees and Hui people next to the army, you must search carefully. This ambush is also located. -Sun Wu
It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which is solemn, just like roses are biologically called "woody leafy plants of Rosaceae", or the legal term for divorced wives is "divorce by agreement". -Qian Zhongshu
80. Shanghai is an outbreak city, and there is no landscape willow as a place to stay in spring. The vegetation in parks and community gardens, like wild animals in cages in zoos, is introverted and lonely, so it is not enough to vent freely in spring. When spring comes, we have to lodge in people's bodies and minds, increasing cases of diseases and infections, adultery and drinking and fighting, as well as pregnant women. -Qian Zhongshu
8 1, after a while, he just woke up from the fainting and began to feel heartache, just like the numbness of the curled limbs, and the blood circulation would tingle as soon as it was straightened. I swallowed the whole pain yesterday, but I didn't have time to distinguish the taste. Now, like a cow ruminating, it is sporadic and has a deep aftertaste. ..... In other people's world, he can't get in. In his world, anyone can come in. -Qian Zhongshu
82, people want to fall in love, but also learn, sadly, reading forgets to fall in love, and falling in love forgets to learn. The former makes you dull and lack passion, while the latter makes you too passionate and crazy. -Cao Ji
When Lu Xun realized that a physically strong and mentally numb person was meaningless, he resolutely gave up medicine and devoted himself to essays. When Cao Zhi realized that novels were too indirect and poems lacked realistic foundation, he resolutely rewritten essays. First-class intellectuals are always concerned about the sufferings of the people. -Cao Ji
84. Nanmo Spring will be late, and Beichuang is still ill. If you don't swim in the forest garden for a long time, the vegetation will flourish -Meng Haoran
85. Girls in China lost their cloth [Mu Tong], or farmers quarreled over taro fields. -Wang Wei
86. An egret flies over a quiet swamp, and a mango bird sings in a tree in midsummer. -Wang Wei
87. At the beginning of the world, people were miserable, flying more than birds in the early days of Judah, and could not pluck their hair; Never shake the newly planted roots. Good health, rest in peace. -Zhu Yuanzhang
88. The Black Dragon hangs in the southeast, and Yao Jiao presses Wan Ren. Although it is cloudy, the claw tail is still slightly recognizable. Tomorrow, shanghai dawn, followed by a major earthquake, the ground becomes a river, which can be swallowed up in a moment. My home has been abandoned for a long time, but I don't press true purple. I am happy and haggard, and my life is full. When I arrived at the nursery, all the plants were green and wet. Bare shore corner towel, three sighs caress the court rafters. -Lu you
89. Poor people live in valleys and trees are abandoned. -Wang Wei
90. Huang Chen is busy in the morning and evening, so you love the cool north window. Yin Qing slightly changed the rhythm of the old poems and copied the new noodles with beautiful words. In spring, the vegetation has gone and the piano books have begun to grow. I broke the Qiang for a long time, and I broke the bronze seal. -Lu you
9 1, suddenly getting up in the middle of the night, it's another hundred feet of spring. Trees are thousands of years old and full of stars. -Jia Dao
92. Why not talk about this life behind closed doors? The frost is thin and green, and the wind is full of trees. Learn from Zhu Dian and Zhou Yi, drink and read Li Sao. To cut off your fame and fortune, you must quickly collect scissors. -Lu you
93, my hair is dying and I'm not satisfied with the towel. It's childish to talk behind closed doors. I stopped cutting down the land for fear of hurting herbs, so I was forbidden to pay for pine trees. The single wooden frame is new and the peak is small. Bare, bored, always talking and laughing with neighbors. -Lu you
94. Although the shortcomings are bad, it is quite appropriate to be mean. After ten minutes of watering, the grass was half covered. Sound separates Chai Men, but fire comes out of the fence. Tie the wood as a prison and attach the wall as a chicken. The yellow calf was released in Lin Mang, while the pale goose was playing in the vicious pool. When the servant plowed the fields for me, the host and the guest cooked together, and made a big ladle, and the amaranth soup garden was full of sunflowers, it was hard to blame. The upper part is to pay rent, and the lower part is private. If you have money, you can sell wine and swim around in the noise. And supporters, footmen, slaves. If you want to paint, you don't hate anyone. Later generations will test this poem. -Lu you
95. This is a soldier, more romantic than any belief. It is precisely because death and cruelty are so close that romantic obsession guards the glory they defend and becomes a weapon to face fear. Every soldier is like a poem, a nameless, insignificant and great historical epic. It is these nameless "wooden signs" that awaken the next generation. The struggle for power and profit is cruel, and war should no longer exist. Annie
96. Enthusiasm is the torch in our hearts. When it goes out, we will no longer believe in truth, goodness, beauty and miracles, and thus fall into eternal darkness. Rekindle our enthusiasm, take out the spirit of re-joining the WTO, fight numbness and hypocrisy, and fight against our own inertia. -Wang Guozhen
97. At noon in the market, the window dreams of Nanshan. Trees cover the North Village, and birds sing in it. -Jia Dao
98. I went to a secluded mountain and sent someone to find a medicine to go home. If you want to buy a pair of Qiong Yao, you don't have papaya. -Jia Dao
99. Don't laugh at Shan Weng's illness. His chivalry is incomplete. When the eyes are drunk, such as electricity, five trees call Lu. -Lu you
100 I used to think that the sense of security brought by success is the most important cornerstone of life; Now I know that the cornerstone is too strong for vegetation to grow. We should give ourselves a breathing space, and there should be sunshine, rain and dew and soft fog in real life. -Hu Xiaomei
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