Who can make up some super funny jokes that can make me laugh, the kind I don’t want to hear?

A: "Does my avatar look like Niubi?"

B: "Like."

Why do the Haier brothers only wear underpants? Because they don't have Q coins !

The son asked his father: "Am I a stupid boy?" Dad said: "Silly boy, you are the stupid one!".

The customer was surprised and said: "Your thumb is soaked in my soup."

The waiter said: "It's okay, I'm used to it, it's not hot."

On bus No. 34l, it was overcrowded.

I saw a man and a woman close to the door. The man wore glasses, carried a leather bag, and had a frivolous look on his face. The woman looked like a standard OL. .The two talked unscrupulously:

Male: Is your husband not at home tonight? (It’s quieter around now...)

Female: Well, he is out of town this week .

Male: Can we play tonight? (The uncle next door turned to look...)

Female: What do you want to do? (The aunt next door also turned to look. ..)

Male: As usual, I’ll get a room (the middle school student next door also turned around...)

Female: Oh, you’ll get a room and I won’t come, or I will Open (everyone was shocked...)

Male: That's cool, open and I'll come in and kill you (the people around took a breath...)

Female: He thinks I'm easy to bully and says he doesn't know which one to do, and he can't bear it without asking for mercy (the public's eyes are full of BS)

Male: No matter how fierce you are, I can only stay with you for one hour, and I'll be with you at night. I want to accompany my girlfriend (there is murderous intent in the carriage...)

Female: Ask her to play with me (Faint...)

Male: She only knows how to fight landlords, I don’t know how to play Bubble Hall....

A traffic accident occurred. Many people gathered around to watch, but a reporter couldn’t squeeze in. He had an idea and shouted: "I am the son of the injured man, please give way!" The onlookers did make way. The reporter went over and saw that the person who was crushed to death was a dog

History The Eight Most Disgusting Jokes

1. When I was a child, I was dishonest about eating. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: It has been hard work for 60 years and there was no food to eat. I never threw away the boogers I picked out.

2. There was a rich man looking for a servant. The interview topic was to use the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands after using the toilet.

The rich man sent them away because of this. , only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day,

The rich man found that he came out without washing his hands.

The rich man asked him why the servant answered To: "I brought toilet paper today..."

3. A man saw a sale in a store and walked in. "What are you buying?" "I want to buy dog ??food."

"We have a rule that you have to prove that you have a dog."

"Where is this rule?" "This is what discounted products are like." The man spent a long time arguing with the salesperson, but the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. There was no other way, so the man had no choice but to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought dog food. A few days later,

the man went to the store again to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations. You must prove that you have a cat.

" It was the same salesperson. The man spent another long time with her, but in the end he had to go home and take the cat away. I just bought cat food.

A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole in it and found the salesperson. "What are you buying?"

"You'll know when you put your hand in." The salesperson put his hand in: "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

Four. A man took his friends to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. As they left, his friend said to Grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts."

Grandma responded, "Oh! Well! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, I have to suck them off." Just a layer of chocolate. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?.

But the waiter told him that this dish had been sold out. "Is it really sold out?" he asked disappointedly. "Sir, it's really sold out. You see,

The last one was sold to the gentleman at that table." The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him.

The gentleman's meal was almost finished, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man felt that the gentleman was a waste of delicious food,

So he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot", and asked politely: "Sir, do you want this?"

The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. Suddenly he found a very small mouse with all its fur lying on the bottom of the casserole. Feeling sick,

The man vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was there with his stomach turning,

The gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like that just now..."

Six , On this day, the hotel owner was inspecting the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Can I give you a toothpick, boss?"

The boss gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for toothpicks.

The boss thought, why does this beggar want toothpicks instead of rice? He was also sent away, and not long after, another beggar came.

The boss said to him: "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too?" The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late.

The two beggars in front of me had already been beaten. I ate everything I could eat, and now only the soup is left. Can you give me a straw?

Seven, the eldest brother and the second child were on a plane, and the second child got airsick and kept vomiting. , the boss had to go get the bag.

When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second brother said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomit.

I had to drink half the bag, but they all vomited. ”

If you haven’t vomited now, then I have to admit that you are a master, and then I will come up with a trick

8. One day, the boss and the second child came together again I went to the theater to watch a play and saw the two arguing about the development of the plot.

They made a bet. The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front and said: "The loser has to take a sip of what's there." .

"Unfortunately, the boss lost, so he frowned and took a sip. The two then bet on the following plot. This time, the second boss lost.

I saw the second boss hugging He picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen big gulps in a row. The boss was shocked and admired, and said to the second child

"You are amazing, you can drink fifteen big gulps in a row!"

The second child shook his head, "It's not that I want to drink. The phlegm in the spittoon is too thick, and I can't stop biting it."