Super classic humor joke?

A joke refers to a sentence or a short story that makes both the speaker and the listener feel funny. The following is what I compiled. Thank you for reading.

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A joke refers to a sentence or a short story that makes both the speaker and the listener feel funny. The following is what I compiled. Thank you for reading.

1. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

3. Kindergarten-level high school students are all frog heads with congenital diseases.

Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but the quilt was covered horizontally.

6. Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

7. Someone has a crush on you. Will you be tempted to know? I think I'll change my mind.

Our destiny began thousands of years ago. That autumn, we played in the maple forest with fire leaves. You chase me. Finally, when you caught up with me, you kindly bit me. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

9. I have been an unknown knight in the Jianghu until one day I met the most mysterious you in the legend and even called out your name. Since then, I have also had a famous name in the Jianghu: Xia!

10. Living with emotion is a tragedy, and living with reason is a comedy.

1 1. Fool people with false temperament, educate people with learned language, inspire people with copied words, and tease people with refined language!

12. Don't underestimate yourself as long as your feet are still on the ground; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

13. I know I have many advantages that you can't stand, so please reflect on yourself.

14. I wonder who will be cheaper in the future.

15. I love you and I will never forget you. If there is someone more handsome than you in the future, of course, it is another matter.

16. Others care whether you fly high or not, but I don't care about you at all.

17. A roadside vendor selling watermelons is shouting that he is not ripe and doesn't want money. I went to see him, but I really don't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left.

18. I have a bad temper because of lack of sleep. If I get enough sleep, I will be cute.

19. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

20. Someone laughed at me for being timid in front of me. They are so brave and envious.

Classic humorous sentences 1. What's the problem? Besides, my legs are so long.

After watching your life, I finally found the courage to live.

There will be no pie in the sky because we don't believe it.

4. Although there are too many androgens in the body. But at least let others know that I am a woman.

Don't treat me like a common people and tell the story of the underworld.

I've always liked you, but sometimes I don't like humans.

7. Don't you know that you have nothing to do but dream, and I am busy?

8. Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

9. Don't look at me innocently like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.

10. Many people are looking for him. If you are not ill, take two steps.

1 1. The chemistry teacher asked, what about gas leakage? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

12. How time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

13. I have a father and a mother, no car and no house, a wide range of interests and a kind heart.

14. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

15. I will try my best, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

There is a humorous joke 1. Be a low-key person, as handsome as I am, not what I said.

Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

There is no fate between us, it depends on my face value.

Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

The lovely me has already disappeared, and I have been replaced by a more lovely me.

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

7. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

8. I never write typos, but I write interchangeable words.

9. No matter how old a human member is, he is always young before money.

10. Most men, like Tang Priest, have n chances to get married in the process of learning the scriptures.

1 1. I hope the school will implement OPPOR9 system, with five minutes in class and two hours after class.

12. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

13. Gorgeous turn, even low-key hit the wall.

14. Don't use "honey trap" on me in the future, or I will accompany you to the end.

15. There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which not only has low ratings, but also low wages.

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