A joke that everyone will laugh at.

Everyone will be amused by these jokes. As the saying goes, life is more interesting if you laugh less for ten years. Some jokes can make people forget all their troubles. Let's take a look at the jokes that everyone will laugh at.

People will laugh at this joke 1 1. Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

On the train, I sat next to a girl. She was cute, so I went up to chat up and decided to start with the constellation. "Well, what's your seat?" The girl looked at me and said, "You are blind, hard seat!" "

After years of continuous efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

4. "Would you like to be my girlfriend? Please answer in one word. " "hey."

After nine years of compulsory education, I found that I can tamper with history, create language, control the earth, annoy Newton, synthesize substances and change genes on the test paper.

6. I had schizophrenia before, and then we recovered.

7. My husband and I have a very good relationship. Every night when we sleep, he will use his arm as my pillow and hug me tightly to sleep. Later, he got scapulohumeral periarthritis and I got cervical spondylosis.

8. Everyone's life is a book, others' is a happy life, and mine is a complete collection of jokes.

9. In fact, knights, like other princesses, come to see you with different foods every day. The only difference is that your knight has to pay a delivery fee.

10, "Is the doctor there?" "Yes, what can I do for you?" "My dad went to see you the day before yesterday and was unhappy when he came back, saying that the reason was that the shorts were too high." "I said cholesterol is too high!"

1 1. Once upon a time, there was a flower that kept smiling. Passers-by asked, "Why do you keep laughing?" Flower: "Because I have a stalk ..."

12, operation, the doctor asked me whether it was general anesthesia or semi-anesthesia, and I said it was slightly spicy.

13, the joke that makes people laugh instantly is so interesting that they can't stop laughing.

14, my idea is simple, earn more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.

15, when you are sad, don't think about seven or eight, think about one, two, three, four, five, six, nine.

16, Little Swallow wears colorful clothes and comes here every spring. I asked Swallow why you came. The swallow said, "Mind your own business."

17, went to the hospital on Saturday. Half an hour later, the doctor said, "Have you seen enough?"

18, I forgot to bring my mobile phone to the toilet today, so I know there are 1 12 pieces of porcelain in the toilet.

19, all the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

20. There is a girl who weighs 200 Jin and has a mine at home! Dating dozens of times, each time was rejected. Her mother comforted her: don't cry, daughter. If we continue to meet, we will always meet greedy people.

A joke that everyone will laugh at. 1. When something happens, I will not rush to blame others, but reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, I will think about how to pass it on to others!

Second, don't be fat, or the poor will beg for food in the future, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

Third, "Cousin, what made you decide to lose weight?" "After getting drunk last time." "Just getting drunk can make you decide to lose weight?" "When you carried me to bed, I heard you shout: one, two, three, go!"

I asked him that day, "What is our romantic relationship?" He said, "This is an idiom."

I have been wondering why the teacher invited parents. A person who hasn't even educated a minor wants to educate an adult?

Six, married for many years, sleeping until midnight, my husband suddenly turned and hugged me and said, wife: this life is too short. Hearing my husband's words, I was moved to tears. My husband went on to say: I can't fucking cover my feet.

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to share some meat with her because I have a kind heart.

Eight, you are not a fat physique that drinks water and grows meat at all. You are a forgetful person who eats a lot of things and then turns around and forgets everything, thinking that you only drank a few mouthfuls of water.

My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

10. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

1 1. A friend often shares some links and pictures with me, but when I think about it, I don't think he wants to show them to me. He just treats me like a clipboard and a favorite!

Twelve, shopping with my wife, I saw several big sisters on the road promoting anti-domestic violence, and my wife happily took me over to listen. On hearing that long-term abuse is also a domestic violence, my wife dragged me away again.

At present, my biggest worry is that my economic strength can't keep up with my aesthetic ability.

Fourteen, who you like in this era is confession, don't provoke those fancy things, love should be said, so that you can know that you are hopeless faster and more accurately.

Fifteen, when the head teacher said to us: "Actually, I don't object to your falling in love, but you remember to find a responsible person who will let go of your hand as soon as you see the teacher." What's the use of coming? "From then on, there is no puppy love in our class!

Is the only reason for being single ugly? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

17. I didn't know until I worked hard. There are many things. It's still a waste of time to stick to it.

Tell the male compatriots not to wash the dishes, that is, my wife deliberately breaks the bowl every time she asks you to wash the dishes, and won't let you wash the dishes because she is distressed. This is my experience on the washboard!

Nineteen, some things can't be changed by hard work. As long as you try it yourself, you will give up!

Twenty, the school flower refers to girls, and the school grass refers to boys. Then, it is worth thinking about the sentence "Why do you love a flower unrequited?". After thinking about it, I always feel that something is wrong … ...

Joke 3 1 Everyone will laugh. Ghost: God, I want to be as clean and white as an angel. I'll put on a pair of wings next time, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Then reincarnate as a nurse.

2. The elephant died soon after the ant and the elephant got married. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " "

One day, I caught the last bus out of breath and shouted: Master! Master, wait for me ~

Suddenly a passenger poked his head out of the window and said to me slowly, Wukong, stop chasing.

One day I had a physical examination, and one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by looking at its legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess."

5. A person saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down to smell it, said it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth. It was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it!

A fashionable woman got on the bus and saw that the seat was empty, so she took out a paper towel and wiped it for a while. She was about to sit down and fart. A man next to her smiled and said, "I'm so clean, I have to blow after wiping." The little white rabbit goes to the bakery: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: No, the little white rabbit came again the next day: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: Sorry, there isn't.

On the third day, the white rabbit came in: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: I'm sorry, but I still don't have it.

The fourth day, the little white rabbit came skipping: boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: Great! There are a hundred steamed buns today ~!

White Rabbit: Great! Give me two!

8. A judge squinted and tried three suspects, A, B and C, in one day.

The judge said to A, "Did you steal it?"

A: "No"

The judge was furious: "I didn't ask you."

"I didn't say anything either," C said.

9. A boy has a crush on a girl. Summon up the courage to ask her what kind of boy she likes.

"Like-minded" girls answered, and even asked several times, it was the same answer.

The boy was very discouraged and said, "Can you have a flat head?" .

10 ... A man bought a parrot, and one day the owner was not at home, and the ventilator knocked at the door.

Parrot: Who is it?

A: Gas converter.

Parrot: Who is it?

Answer: the owner who changed the gas was lying in front of his house. The shopkeeper wondered, who is this?

Inside the door: gas converter