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Childhood fun is the most precious. When we were young, we made a lot of jokes because we were young and ignorant. When we open the door of memory, interesting childhood stories follow. The following is the composition column. I carefully write my article for you, hoping to inspire your writing and write a good composition.

Chapter 1: Balloon irrigation in childhood is not only a colorful painting, but also a movement of cheerful notes. The childhood boat is full of innocence, fun and joy.

When I was 6 years old, my mother took me for an injection. After the injection, my mother and I were walking home and happened to meet my father, who was holding a big bag in his hand. Out of curiosity, I went to my father and looked in my bag. It turned out to be a lot of balloons. I immediately grabbed my bag and went home happily. I immediately took out a balloon and blew it in. I blew so hard that I ran out of thread. Let my mother tie the hole in the balloon with thread. Then, I secretly took the needle and syringe out of the medicine box and put them back in their original places. I sucked some water into the syringe to send it into the balloon. When I want to prick it, Wang Jin! Come and take a bath. You haven't taken a bath for a long time. Come on! ? Mother shouted. I have to take a bath. I thought: if I take a shower and send water to the balloon, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone? As soon as my little wisdom light comes on, I hide balloons and syringes in my clothes.

I'll go? Take a shower? Yes, my mother said. Wang Jin, how did you become so fat in the blink of an eye? I didn't listen, just went in one ear and out the other. When my mother saw that I didn't talk, she opened my clothes and saw a big balloon. Can I get started? Take a shower? Now, I pick up the syringe and learn from the doctor who gave me an injection today. Stick a balloon. Listen? Bang? I can't help but close my eyes, right here? Bang? I feel pain all over. I opened my eyes and said to myself, huh? Where is my balloon? I looked down and there were only a few broken plastic skins. I looked at it carefully. This is my balloon, and I cried.

Mom came over and said, how? I told my mother what happened, and my mother smiled.

Childhood is really a colorful dream! It's short, but interesting.

Chapter 2: Interesting things. Remember when I was a child, I was about 5 or 6 years old! One day I was at home alone. It was summer, and I couldn't stand the heat. I wanted to find something to quench my thirst, so I searched at home and finally found 2 yuan money on the refrigerator. I rushed out and bought an ice cream. Go home and enjoy yourself.

After a while, my mother came back. I haven't finished my ice cream yet. My mother asked me where I came from before. I said:? Dad gave it to me. ? Then I remembered that if my mom told my dad, I wouldn't have revealed it, and I told my mom again; ? Don't tell dad. ?

Another time, my parents took me for an outing. Every time I see a lot of flowers, I want to pick them. My mother told me not to run, and I was very happy.

Suddenly I saw a very long thing with a pattern on it, with a thick end and a thin end. The thick end is a bit like it? v? Still crawling slowly. This is interesting, I think. I mentioned that I want to go to my parents. My mother screamed with fear when they saw it. Put the gun down. That's a snake! ! ?