Who has an interesting riddle?

1. Whose son is Peanut? ? 2. Who is Hua's son?

(flowers)? (peanuts)

Three ants were walking on the road and saw a big pear.

Be the first to stop,

The second one: Why?

The first one: Hey, big pear!

The third one: Australia, Dali.

Q: Which countries did they mention (Chad, Italy, Australia)?

4. Why is Panasonic not as powerful as Sony? ? Answer: Panasonic? (afraid of brother Sony)

5.？ Who is taller, A or C? Answer: C is higher? (Because of ABCD? A is lower than c)?

6. Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose? ? Answer: Molly? Take away the delicate [beautiful] jasmine?

7.？ What line do orangutans hate most? ? Answer: parallel lines. ? Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas)?

8.？ Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? ? Answer: Eraser. ? (poor rubber)?

9. What are cloth and paper afraid of? ? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

10. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. ? Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn)?

1 1. 1234567890? Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? ? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. ? (/kloc-not for 0/2 hours)?

12. How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. ? Reason: silence.

13. What is white plus white? Answer: White rabbit? (2)

14.？ Is jiaozi a man or a woman? ? Answer: Men? Jiaozi has a foreskin? )?

15.？ If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If"?

16.？ A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the sea of ice, and what became after being fished out? Answer: Betel nut?

17. Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? ? Answer: Because the person they hit is called "Mahjong"?

18.？ Why can't the plane fly so high and hit the stars? ? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

19. One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. ? Why don't they say hello? ? Answer: Because you are unfamiliar?

20.？ A fat man jumped from a tall building. What has he become? Answer: Fat man?

2 1. Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of the chocolate bar?

22. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help?

23. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)?

24. Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger?

25. What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW? Don't touch me?

26. Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: Paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)?

27. There are ABCD...26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1, because ET drove away UFOs?

28.？ What's the name of Feng's child? Answer: A rising tide lifts all boats? (wind and water)?

29.？ Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk? (lost)?

30.？ Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf? (Momotaro)

3 1.？ Who is the red bean child? Answer: South China? When those red berries come in spring?

32.？ What color is celery shit? Answer: yellow? (Qin Shihuang)?

33. A mother gave birth to conjoined twins, and her sister's name was Mary. What's her sister's name? Answer: Marilyn Monroe?

Don't go out if you don't have much money on rainy days? ? Answer: 30000000? Never take an umbrella when you go out?

35. What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star}? Answer: Wang Leehom?

36. What should I do if You Zhu comes out of the pigsty? {Guess a star}? Answer: Han Hong?

37.？ What if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star}? Answer: Boys?

38.？ What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Achoo]?

39.a and B can be transformed into each other, B can generate C in boiling water, and C is in air? It oxidizes to d, and d smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d? ? Answer: a? Chicken? b？ Eggs? c？ Cooked eggs? D rotten eggs?

40.？ What sword is transparent? Answer: Invisible?

4 1. Who will give Andy Lau water to drink? Answer: Aha? Aha, can I have a glass of water?

42. Why can't I see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed?

43.？ Why is the white rabbit with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg?

44. Why did Doraemon live in darkness all her life? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers?

45. Who cries when she thinks of her mother? A: Grandpa (thinking of mom's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)?

46. Why should I put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? Answer: It's a long story?

47. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? Answer: the truth is clear?

48. Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL? (Too ugly)

Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL? (It stinks)?

50.？ Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL? Too bad. Too bad?

5 1. What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish

52. What fish is the cleverest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish

53. We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? ? Answer: the mother bear?

The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health care product}? Answer: cover the middle cover?

55. The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health care product}? A: The new cover in the cover?

56. The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and got in. {Guess a health care product}? Answer: giant calcium?

57. The dog and the rabbit go to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the puppy carry it first? ? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)?

58. Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong? Me, Bush, Huang Rong?

59. You can't spit if you eat grapes. ? Answer: Portugal?

60. Which sect of believers can't lie? ? Answer: Quanzhen religion?

6 1 who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon?

62.？ Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN? (slow death)?

63. Who is serenading Chopin? Answer: Winnie the Pooh? (Serenade Chopin for you)

64. Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof? Sing your song on the roof?

65. Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.

66. A steamed stuffed bun fought with a potato, and the potato killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a kind of food}? Answer: bean paste bag?

67. When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to take revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run. ? A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable}? Answer: Dutch beans?

68. Who owns the sea? Answer: pineapple? (Baltic Sea)

69.？ A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.

70. A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens?

7 1. A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) Answer: Idiot, or two chickens?

72. A bean fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: Chocolate beans?

73. Why didn't the princess hang a mosquito net when she got married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

74. Who is Amy's mother? Answer: Is Amy's mother a flower (peanut)? Who is Amy's father? Answer: Is Amy's father a butterfly? (recently in love)? Who is Amy's lover? Answer: A mouse? Rats love rice? Who is Amy's grandmother? Answer: Is Amy's grandmother a wonderful pen? Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Is Amy's grandfather explosive? (popcorn)

75. Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC? McDonald's is the uncle, and KFC is the uncle?

76.( 1). When eggs fight with chocolate, chocolate wins ~ {make a foodie}? Answer: chocolate bar?

(2) Not convinced after losing the egg, did you fight again ~ lose again ~ {make a foodie}? Answer:? Egg noodles. ?

(3). As a result, the eggs were lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find my brother's cake, and the cake was defeated. I was also severely humiliated by chocolate ~ {make a foodie}? Answer: chocolate chess cake? Finally, the eggs and cakes went to the big brother's egg tart, which said that chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this, D~? So I went to find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized her mistake and took the initiative to apologize to the egg and cake. Answer: Telford chocolate.

77. Cars can fly. ? {Guess a cup}? Answer: coffee? (car, fly)?

78. How to make drinks bigger? ? A: Do you recite the Great Mercy Mantra?

79. A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? ? Answer: shy zebra?

80. Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao (speaking of the devil)

8 1. Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! The ground is frosty)

82. Which historical figure should be beaten the most? ? Answer: Su Wu. ? Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea). ?

83.？ (1). There is a meadow ahead. (Hit a plant)? Answer: Plum blossoms (no flowers)

(2) There is a meadow ahead. (Hit a plant)? Answer: wild plum blossoms (and no flowers)

84.( 1). A flock of sheep is coming. (smashing a fruit)? Answer: Strawberry (grass)

(2). A group of wolves are coming. (smashing a fruit)? Answer: Yangmei (sheep don't)

85.( 1). Potato wants to duel with steamed stuffed bun, but there is a river ahead, and he can't cross it. (Hit a plant)? Answer: Dutch beans (river beans)

(2) At the beginning of the duel, the potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a deadly knife (hitting a food)? Answer: bean paste bag (bean paste bag)

86.( 1). The mouse said to the wild horse, "I dated the cat yesterday!" " (make a foodie)? Answer: film (rat cheat)

(2) The wild horse didn't believe it, so he picked up the mouse. (Beating a vegetable)? Answer: potato (camel mouse)

87. The pig said, "What do you think? Come on! " (make a foodie)? Answer: chocolate (encouraged by pigs)

88.( 1). A sheep was eating grass, and a wolf passed by the sheep, but didn't eat. (make a seafood)? Answer: shrimp (blind)

(2) Another wolf passed by the sheep and hasn't eaten yet. (make a seafood)? Answer: Sea shrimp (still blind)

(3) The third wolf passed by and the sheep rushed over and shouted, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep. (and a seafood)? Answer: lobster (deaf and blind)

89. A sheep bleated loudly from the wolf's eyes. Why didn't the wolf respond (caught a seafood)? Answer: lobster (deaf and blind)?

90.？ Let the bullet fly (type) Answer: Yes (if it flies in the middle, it means "Yes")

9 1. Dalongsheng's baby (as a star) answers: Ashton Chen (as a little dragon).

92.？ Looking back at the other side (typing chemical nouns) answer: plasma

93. Hum, don't sing the lyrics. Why? (Hit a female star) Answer: Wu Peici (nothing to say)

94. Pork on the market is sold by oneself (to be a star) Answer: Zhu Zixiao (sells pigs by himself).

95. There are wings, but no angels; Will suck blood, but not bats (a daily necessities) Answer: sanitary napkins.

96. Selling a mistress (hitting an American city) Answer: Miami (selling, Amy: mistress (little secret))

Hope to adopt ~