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A joke that a leading cadre doesn't speak Mandarin.
2. The village head said at the villagers' meeting, "Rabbits, shrimps and pickles are too expensive, not pickles, but pig's feet." Translate his dialect into Mandarin: Comrades and villagers, let's have a meeting now. Don't talk, but pay attention.
3. A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」
Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )
After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」
Now, please talk to the township head! )
The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」
Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )
No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...
Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.
4. Changsha leaders held a meeting, and the director of Xiangxiang Office called the roll:
Typical pig (telecommunications bureau)? To!
A little pig (post office)? To!
Call a pig (Education Bureau)? To!
People are pigs (personnel bureau)? To,
Mom is a pig (grain bureau)? To!
Fighting pig (Land Bureau)? To!
Old fighting pig (labor bureau)? To!
Legging pig (Land and Resources Bureau)? To!
Compere: All the pigs are here. Now fly!
5. Woman: "Hello, I'm from the Civil Affairs Bureau. How many people were killed or injured in your family? "
The man replied, "I am the only one in my family."
Female: "1 1 person?"
The man said, "Not 1 1 person, but a person."
Female: "2 1? How did it become 2 1 person again? "
The man sat patiently and said, "You heard wrong, but you are alone."
Female: "7 1 person? How can there be so many? "
The man finally broke out and shouted, "Just one person!"
Female: "9 1? Oh my god ... "
The man suddenly fell down. ...
The man finally stopped swearing and shouted: "
250, is a person. "
Female: 25 1 person! ! ! ! ! ! !
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