The lines of the sketch of fallen leaves returning to roots

A: Thank you, the grave buyer, the nephew of the deceased's second uncle.

B: graveyard salesman, grave salesman.

C: Uncle Henry's foreign friend (A and bilibili are in front of the cemetery sand table).

A: Why hasn't it come yet?

B: wait a little longer!

(Company C gasps and runs onto the stage)

Hello, guys. Excuse me, is this cemetery 250?

A: Yes! ?

C: Yes! I'm so smart, I got it right as soon as I found the 89th one!

A: Uncle! (crying, stumbling to get the ashes, kneeling and crying) Uncle, why did you leave? You didn't tell me, oh ...

Come on, you are a grave buyer, there is no need to cry like this!

A: Uncle, when I was two years old, you hung out in a foreign country. I just heard that you succeeded, and you went to a funeral. (Uncle) As a grave seller, Uncle loves luxury and noise all his life. I wrapped the whole grave, hung small speakers on every tree, and played the sound of traffic for me 24 hours.

Sir, you have a lot of extra expenses. ?

A: With the elders gone, what's wrong with the younger generation spending some money? How expensive can your most expensive grave be? ?

B: 48 1 m2. ?

A: (Cold) What's the cheapest? ?

B: forty-seven thousand pounds. ?

C: Wow, it's more expensive than ours.

A: (turning to Henry) Mr. Henry, how much legacy did my second uncle leave me after he left?

Let me tell you something. Your second uncle starved to death abroad. I even paid for the plane ticket. Can you quote me the tickets you saw? ?

A: (Walk slowly to Henry and give him a hug) That's it.

Where is it?

I tell you, Mr. Henry, this is not my second uncle at all! Didn't my second uncle say he was a millionaire?

C: It can't be wrong. You were shameless just now, just like your second uncle is alive! Your father's name is Xie Tian, your second uncle's name is Xie Di, and your name is thank you. Your whole family is very polite.

A: There are many polite people. They are all my second uncle.

C: Your second uncle remembers that today is your thirtieth birthday. He asked me to give you this urn as your birthday present.

A: Wait a minute. Does planting trees cost money?

B: Hey, hey. 4444 yuan, this tree symbolizes the rebirth of life.

A: It is said that people should be reborn after death, but is it appropriate to plant trees on the urn? In the future, they will be reborn as vegetarians, or plants vs zombies. After all, you can fulfill the wishes of the deceased, son.

A: It's not that I'm not round. A broken grave costs more than 40 thousand, and people can't live.

B: Hey, hey, hey, the living don't live in graves, so graves are expensive.

A: dancing is good, but does it cost money?

B: 4711yuan.

A: Although the money is not expensive, I'm afraid I'll be alive and kicking, Uncle.

B: I almost forgot, sir. I take the liberty of asking you, does your second uncle have a local account?

A: What's the difference?

B: If you are local, you can be buried immediately after death.

A: What about outsiders?

B: You have to die for five years first. After five years, you can buy this grave with your personal tax-paid invoice.

A: Just right, I can't buy it.

B: Ah, sir, don't worry about it. I have a list here. These are local old ladies who just died. You can choose one to get married, and you can buy a grave as soon as your second uncle comes.

A: Does the bridal chamber still need to be noisy?

B: Mr. Xie, you are so bold. I entrust you to buy two sets of graves, one for my second uncle, one for us to rent, and use the rent to repay the loan.

A: Your company told me to love my grave. In this way, please leave us alone and I'll discuss it with my second uncle.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

B: Come back. You have no money. You can buy a grave.

C: This check is for my nephew. Thank you.

A: I am. Thank you.

C: One million dollars.

B: Mr. Xie, we have a big tomb here, which is especially suitable for you. Bury your second uncle in it. Get out.

A: Oh, my mother, my uncle, my mother.

I'm sorry for your loss. Think about the grave.

Grandpa, I have made up my mind. Let's go home. Uncle, this grade is too low. I'll accompany you to see the affordable grave in a couple of days.

C: Hey hey, you haven't reported my ticket to me yet.

Extended data:

The sketch "Falling Leaves Back to Roots" is the work of the 8th CCTV TV sketch contest, which was performed by Twist FunAge. The sketch skillfully takes buying graves and selling graves as the main line, and reflects real problems such as high housing prices, restrictions on purchases and human feelings, which is ironic. In addition, the work is humorous and the scene is hot during the performance. It was forwarded on the Internet and the click rate continued to climb, which caused a very high response.

Wang Ning, Chang Yuan, and Allen are the performers of Mahuavnag's essay "Fallen Leaves Return to Roots". Screenwriter and director: Yan Fei. Producer: Beijing Mahua Entertainment Culture Development Co., Ltd. The sketch is from the opening segment of the hilarious New Year drama "Count Wulong Mountain Scenic Resort".

After thirteen years' efforts, Twist FunAge has formed a strong brand appeal and influence. Ma Hua Fu Nag's stage plays in the Grand Theatre have toured all over the country all the year round and performed in more than 50 cities including Shanghai, Shenzhen, Guangzhou, Tianjin, Wuhan, Shenyang and Nanjing. The Grand Theatre has more than 65,438+0,000 performances annually, which directly brings infinite joy to more than one million audiences.

At present, Mahua FunAge is ahead of its peers in terms of annual performances, audience and box office income, and has become the most appealing comedy brand in China stage play market.

From 20 12, Mahua FunAge explored the multi-screen integration development model and expanded to the film and television and network new media industries. 20 12-20 15 has been on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Gala for four consecutive years, and has made frequent appearances in several satellite TV Spring Festival Galas.

From 2065438 to 2002, Mahua FunAge successively produced Mahua FunAge Theater, (1 and 2 seasons), Jianghu Academy and other online dramas. In 20 15, the film "Goodbye Mr. Loser" became the biggest dark horse in the domestic film field in 20 15, and made a box office achievement of14.44 million yuan.

In the future, Mahua FunAge will form two main business sectors, namely, performing arts and film industry, and with its strong comedy content creation strength, it will expand into musicals, comedy movies, online dramas, column dramas, artists' brokers, entertainment marketing and other fields, and strive to become a comprehensive and serious vertical comedy content entertainment company.

Mahua FunAge's creative team and signing artist: Mahua FunAge pays attention to cultivating and forming a talent team in the development process. At present, it has a full-time creative team and hundreds of contracted artists, including Shen Teng, Mary, Allen, Wang Ning (retired), Chang Yuan, Du Xiaoyu, Song Yang and other popular domestic comedians. Is the most influential and creative comedy team in China. ?

Creative team:

Yan Fei, Peng Damo, Song Yang, Yang, Huang, Jiang Yanliang, Leng, Zhang Chiyu, Dong Tianyi, Huang Zihang, Zhou Chao, etc.

Signed actor:

Shen Teng, Mary, Allen, Chang Yuan, Huang, He Zijun, Jia Rui, Song Yang, Wang Ning (left), Wang, Wu Yuhan, Wang Yuanhu, Yang Yuanhan, Yang Xiaoming and Zhu Weiwei.

In 2003, the first hilarious comedy "I'll give you a twist if you want" was released, with 40 performances in a row, which was welcomed by the audience and reported by the media.

Since 2003, Mahua FunAge has successively released 25 original stage plays, which has triggered a ratings boom and become a cultural hotspot, making an important contribution to cultivating the audience's habit of watching dramas and creating a "phenomenal" consumption habit of watching dramas.

In 2008, Ma Hua Fu Nag's five plays Crazy Stone, A Xiang, French Dinner for Two, Nobody Laughs and Sweet and Salty Match were staged all the year round. Among them, the "Crazy Stone" by Mahua FunAge has started a national tour.

20 1 1, MCA Boat Song began its national tour with the classic Earl of Wulong Mountain Scenic Resort, and successively set up its Guangdong subsidiaries in Shenzhen, Shanghai and Tianjin. Ma Hua Fu Nag's Shanghai subsidiary and Ma Hua Fu Nag's Tianjin subsidiary also performed on a large scale in Tianjin. ?

From 20 12, Twist FunAge has become a new force in CCTV Spring Festival Evening. The original sketch "Today's Happiness" brought a fresh wind to the Spring Festival Evening sketch, and was commented as "the best sketch of the year" by many viewers.

After that, he appeared in CCTV Spring Festival Evening for four consecutive years, creating multilingual original programs, which were well known and loved by the national audience, and the brand influence expanded. In the same year, Ma Huateng Theater, the first weekly network sitcom in China created by Ma Huateng, was launched on the homepage of LeTV, which formed a benign echo with the stage play and created the position of online drama.

20 13 as a leading cultural and entertainment brand focusing on stage performances in China, Mahua FunAge is invested by China Cultural Industry Investment Fund, the only national cultural industry investment fund approved by the central government. ?

In 20 15, Mahua FunAge created and produced the film Goodbye Mr. Loser, which became a phenomenal film at the box office in the same period and ranked second in China 2D box office with a box office of 145 billion yuan. The film and television business has become the twin engines of Ma Hua Fu Nag's development.

The film comes from a report in Southern Weekend in 2005, which tells the story of a migrant worker carrying his body thousands of miles away and transporting his companion's body back to his hometown for burial. Zhang Yang thinks that in modern society, there are such people who bring their bodies back in such a stupid way, but from him, they can feel something purely human, and the story itself is very cinematic, which is a very good road film theme.

Regarding the choice of the hero, Zhang Yang said that Zhao Benshan was his first thought, and he thought that the image of Zhao Benshan should be the feeling of migrant workers. Although they didn't know each other before, Zhao Benshan also thought that Zhang Yang's films seemed to be written for him, so he agreed.

Zhang Yang said that because of the characteristics of this film, all the other characters except Zhao Benshan played for two or three days and called to help shoot a series of plays. These actors have a good personal relationship with Zhang Yang, and they belong to the nature of helping.

Qiwen Hong, who plays "Zombie" Lao Liu in the film, was selected because all the shooting locations of the whole play were selected by Qiwen Hong together with the director, photographer and artist. In the process of choosing scenes, director Zhang Yang asked him to audition. After the audition, Qiwen Hong successfully won the role and let Zhao Benshan carry him for more than two months.

201515 On February 29th, the listing application of Mahua Qunag (stock code: 835099) was approved and successfully landed on the New Third Board, which was well received by the asset market.

20 18 10 10, China cultural industry investment fund (limited partnership), the second largest shareholder of MCA Chuange, was listed to transfer its stake in MCA Chuange 1 1.33%, and the reserve price for listing and transfer was 6/. As the priority transferee of shares, Zhang Chen, Yu Kai and Liu Hongtao, the three holding managers of MCA Shipping, intend to accept all the shares transferred by two shareholders of state-owned enterprises.

The time goes back to 2003. At this time, director You, who created the drama "Cui Hua with Pickled Sauerkraut", found Zhang Chen and wanted to adapt the published novel "loved one who is a bachelor" into a TV series. It should have been a complacent preparation process, but it encountered SARS. The TV series shooting plan was put on hold, and the three men turned their attention to the drama market.

At that time, there were both serious films and light films. On the other hand, the drama market is all serious works. The three hit it off: "Do comedy if you want."

I'm going to give you a twist now. The plot is hilarious, the lines are humorous, the current events of the whole year are counted, and all kinds of bad phenomena in society are criticized in laughter. The final ending is also complete and warm, conveying positive energy. This style was continued in the later works of Mahuavnag. At that time, the audience felt very fresh and beautiful when they saw such a play.

After the performance of the first play, although the box office was bleak, the audience responded well. Zhang Chen and Yu Kai decided to keep this drama going for a long time and become the main business of the company. At that time, there was already a "twist for you if you want to eat", and there was no such name as "twist FunAge".

Before the production of the fourth twist drama "Teasing the Landlord", people were still discussing the brand name endlessly. Many people think that the word "distortion" is too serious. As far as Kaili is concerned, we choose "Twist" as the brand name. Because you can't use a kind of food as the brand name when you register with the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, you added the word "happy" in front of it, and "Twist Fun" was born.