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1. Fortress Besieged, the only novel, is known as The Scholars. This satirical work "The machine is ahead, especially in the Scholars" makes Qian Zhongshu a master of modern literature in China. Marriage is like a golden painted bird cage, and all the birds outside the cage want to live in it. So leave, leave, and there will be no games. "

Or this sentence is more popular: marriage is like a besieged city, "people outside the city want to rush in and people in the city want to escape." -Marriage is not only a besieged city, but life is also a besieged city! Those who rush in and those who don't are surrounded by various survival concerns.

We're all just a bunch of laity people going in and out of the besieged city. We will never be satisfied, and our troubles and happiness are endless. 2. "The wine is not intoxicating, the color is not attractive, and people are fascinated. Today is destined to meet, and tomorrow you will go to my east."

-This poem tells a lot about the philosophy of human self-deception. 3. "Flattery is the same as love, and no third party is allowed to look on coldly"-this is the most wonderful metaphor I have ever seen to describe flattery, and I laughed my head off at that time.

4, "You don't hate it, but it's useless"-nothing is a literati, only groaning! This is a concise summary of the other person's life, and one sentence tells his tragic character of duplicity, not ignorance and inaction. 5. "Good stories like' To be in the country' and' Returning government to the people' are just empty bubbles in language. The name of giving someone away is actually just like a magician playing with a flying knife. "

-not only did it not get rid of it, but it was just like the dream of "everyone has enough to eat and wear warm clothes" created by the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. That's a castle in the air, painting cakes for the poor to satisfy their hunger! 6. "This diploma seems to have the function of the leaves of Adam and Eve's lower body, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity "-the diploma function was like this at that time, and so is the diploma function today! "7." The major events in the world can be handled casually, and the minor ones can't be borrowed at all. For example, corrupt officials take tens of millions of bribes, but they will never steal other people's wallets "-those who steal the country will steal! 8. "Going abroad is like getting pimples and prickly heat, and you have to go out.

Children who have had acne can grow up safely, and they are not afraid of infection when they encounter these two problems in the future. When going abroad, we have a wish that our souls are sound. When we meet these bugs, doctors and masters, we will have the resistance to defend ourselves "-no wonder now everyone wants to study abroad, and mixing with a" returnee "will make them" sound in soul "! 9. "Natural people teach them to be lonely, to repay each other one by one, and to die of old age.

..... When we get together, we always offend others, or others offend ourselves, just like hedgehogs, so we have to keep our distance and be close and United. Either you sting my flesh, or I scratch your skin "-the eternal sorrow that is difficult to understand and communicate between people! 10, "Scientists and science are very different. Scientists are like wine. The older you get, the more valuable you are, and science is like a woman. When they are old, they will be worthless. "-there are wonderful satires about science, scientists and women. 1 1, "A person's shortcomings are like a monkey's tail. When a monkey crouches on the ground, its tail is invisible. It won't be offered to the public until it climbs the tree. However, this long red-rumped tail has a new symbol, indicating that it is not a person who climbs the status "-this is Zhao's comment on the principal Gao Songnian when arguing with Fang Hung-chien, satirizing Gao Songnian.

The treacherous hypocrite was thoroughly mocked and satirized, and his bad nature was exposed after he climbed into the position of principal. 12, "The lecturer is better than the room sister, the professor is better than the wife, and the associate professor is equal to being a concubine like the wife ... It is very common for girls to accept a house-at least in the past; It is impossible for an aunt to become a big wife if she wants to strengthen herself. " -in the whirlpool of fame and fortune, there are also infighting in such a quiet place as the school, and there are fierce struggles between lecturers, professors and associate professors, so it is not surprising that there is a cold relationship of intrigue.

13, "Old people's love is like an old house on fire, which can't be saved" —— Strange imagination combines concrete ontology with abstract metaphor, solemn ontology with joking metaphor, wonderful ontology with terrible metaphor, and produces unexpected comedy effect. 14, "Western donkey drivers hang a bunch of carrots in front of their eyes and kiss them on their lips whenever the donkey refuses to leave.

The stupid donkey thought that if he took the previous step, the radish would reach his mouth, so he walked forward step by step. The more he bit his mouth, the more he rushed forward, not only unconsciously taking another stop. Whether you can eat radish at that time depends on whether the donkey driver is happy or not "-in all organs, bosses use this trick to drive slave subordinates; For example, last year, the leader hinted that I worked hard and was promoted to deputy director this year, but I worked hard for a year, but I didn't even catch the shadow of the deputy director.

15, "The dog lost the meat bone in his mouth in pursuit of its shadow in the water! I married my lover as I wished. I am afraid that at that time, I will hate the shadow of water that I can't see anymore. " -since I can't get the ideal lover, let's "ah q", so I will soon be psychologically balanced. Some writers said, "As a brilliant satirist, you should be a brilliant executioner. The knife bit fell from the neck and the prisoner didn't notice it. "

Qian Zhongshu should belong to such a master 1 Honest people's malice, like sand in rice or unclean thorns in fish fillets, will give people an unexpected pain.

2 "How can there be love in the world? This is simply a reproductive impulse. " Just like the money exploited by China officials and businessmen in their own countries, they have to convert it into foreign exchange to maintain the original value of the national currency.

4 Fang Hong gradually entered the philosophy department-lying and cheating are sometimes not immoral. Plato's Republic said that soldiers should coax the enemy, doctors should coax the patient and officials should coax the people.

As holy as Confucius, but pretending to be sick makes Confucianism very sad. Mencius even deceived Qi Xuanwang and pretended to be ill. Miss Bao grew up in Macao and is said to have Portuguese blood in her body.

The phrase "Portuguese blood" is equivalent to the Japanese saying that there is a standard culture, or the author of a private adaptation of a foreign script declares that his revised version is "copyrighted and not allowed to be translated.

2. A phone call is a lazy person's visit, a stingy person's communication and the last friend! This is a sick car, suffering from malaria. When walking, the doors and windows shook, and the person sitting at the back of the car loosened its joints and turned it upside down.

The desktop is like slapping the butcher Hu in The Scholars and scraping a catty of lard. For an ugly person, scrutiny is cruel-unless he is a bad person, you should punish him.

When I wake up, it's sunny as if nothing happened, but yellow means it's raining at night, and my face is sticky and hard, like toffee half dissolved in summer, and it's easy to slip when walking. Honesty and viciousness, like gravel in rice or unclean thorns in boneless fish fillets, always give people an unexpected pain. The child is less than two years old, with a flat nose, two squints and high eyebrows, and his eyes are far apart. This diploma seems to have the function of Adam and Eve's lower body leaves, which can cover up his shame. The night image paper was soaked in oil, turned into a translucent body and was embraced by the sun. Therefore, the night after sunset faded with Tuoba Hong. On the way to San Lv, these five people described that "the rain is getting heavier and heavier, and the water spots run through the silk. The water vortex on the river is like acne and countless pockmarks. As life keeps dying, the rain line is denser, and the smooth water seems to have long hair. The girl who finished recording blushed and stopped writing, as if listening to Hung-chien's last words.

The English words embedded in the speech are not as good as the gold teeth embedded in the mouth, because the gold teeth are not only used for beauty, but also can be used, so it is useless to compare them with the meat scraps embedded in the teeth, which means that the food is good. "His personal world suddenly separated from the life world, just like a lonely ghost isolated from the living looking at the joy of the world, he can't get in, and he can't get in when he looks at the sun of the world. The lovelorn world is dark and lonely, and it is an abstract feeling, but here, it becomes something concrete that people can see and touch.

When I didn't enter the door, I heard that the radio seemed to be on in the apartment, playing popular love songs in spring, and the air was torn by the harsh voice of domestic female stars dumped by many people-the sharp jiaosheng of female stars contained turbidity, and most of them were like snot, greasy, sticky and light. The main product of the nose, snot, has the same characteristics. The heart is racing against the pain in the heart, so run fast. A person's shortcomings are like a monkey's tail. When a monkey crouches on the ground, its tail is invisible. When he knows that he has climbed the tree, he will pay tribute to the public. However, the long tail of this red ass has already existed, which is not a new sign of climbing. Being an official is reminiscent of corruption. In fact, the real reason for corruption is that there is a corrupt seedling in his heart. He's just an official. He applies fertilizer well and the seedlings grow graceful. Love has twists and turns and great feelings, and it is by no means so easy and simple.

If you fall in love with such a person, it is easy to love because you don't believe it, and it is easy to make you unconvinced. A sick man went to have his hair cut, so he had to tell him not to cut it, and all his hair would fall out in a few days. Most modern literary works are equally unworthy of criticism.

Going abroad is like getting pimples and thorns. You must go abroad. Children who have had acne can grow up safely, and they are not afraid of infection when they encounter these two problems in the future.

We have been abroad, and we have a wish. Our souls are sound, and when we meet these bugs, such as doctors and masters, we have the resistance to self-defense. Marriage is like a golden birdcage. Birds outside the cage want to live in it, and birds inside the cage want to fly out.

Marriage is a besieged castle. People in the city want to rush in and escape. China people's character is square, so the land is square, and foreigners' character is smooth, so they advocate that the land is round; China people's hearts are in the middle, while westerners' hearts are on the left. Sitting in the living room with hot water pipes burning to recite Buddha, it can be seen that it is not difficult to "take western learning as the purpose and western learning as the body"

Women nowadays are too lazy to hurt their spring. The funny thing is that they are wasted as men and can't get rid of such rigid feelings! Her eyes are small, but flexible and gentle, which makes many women's big eyes like politicians' big words. Many city girl are pretentious precocious women, not children; There are many girls who are just confused and stubborn children without sex, let alone women. Why does love reduce a person's mental resistance and make people weak and at the mercy of others? If God really loves mankind, he has no right to be a master.

Writing letters is easy to make a fool of yourself, and people with high status and decent speech often can't write. However, the telephone can save the visits of those who look disgusting, and the letter writing of those who are ignorant of arts and sciences can be regarded as an invention with infinite merits. "

The smile mark on Cao Yuanlang's face is like water thrown by a stone. He said: "That captures the essence of this poem, and there is no need to seek its meaning. It's unfortunate that poetry has profound meaning! " Modern people must learn foreign literature if they want to learn Chinese well. People who used to engage in western science should know foreign languages, but now people who engage in China literature should master foreign languages first.

Women have women's unique intelligence, as light and lively as action. Compared with this cleverness, learning is nothing more than depositing dross.

Saying that a woman is talented is like praising a flower, saying that it is as heavy as cabbage and sweet potato on the balance. A really smart woman never tries to be a talented woman, she is just smart and lazy-"I gradually hope that I can not meet every day; Later, I hope I can't meet you at any time.

After writing a letter, he is always worried that it will be like a rocket. By the time it landed, the fire had gone out and the other party only received a piece of dry charcoal. The moon in late spring and early summer was originally the lover's moon, no longer like the poet's moonlight in autumn and winter. In western families, the dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is an ancient style that has been preserved to this day, while the hostility between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in our China family is not as long as theirs.

At that time, Miss Su valued her love too much and refused to give it casually. Now it's like making a dress, reluctant to wear it, locked in a box, and suddenly finding that the appearance and color of this dress are not fashionable for a year or two, and some feel sorry for themselves.

A lovely woman says that you are like her fiance, which means that if she is not engaged, you are entitled to her love. The villain may explain it this way. She has another fiance, and you can enjoy the rights of her fiance without fulfilling the obligation to marry her.

Medicine needs people to live and save their bodies; Religion saves people's souls, and people are not afraid of death. So the patient was afraid of death and had to ask the doctor to take medicine; If the medicine doesn't work and you can't escape death, find a priest and the priest will die. Studying medicine and believing in religion means: if I can't teach the patient to live well, at least I can teach him to die well. He can't be wrong to invite me anyway. It's like a drugstore shopkeeper holding a coffin shop. It's so cheap!

It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which is more solemn, just like the rose is biologically called "woody compound leaf plant of Rosaceae", or the legal term for divorcing his wife is "divorce by agreement".

Shanghai is an explosive city, and there is no landscape willow as a place to stay in spring. The vegetation in parks and community gardens, like wild animals in cages in zoos, is introverted and lonely, so it is not enough to vent freely in spring. When spring comes, we have to lodge in people's bodies and minds, increasing cases of diseases and infections, adultery and drinking and fighting, as well as pregnant women.

Classical scholars will wonder why poets at all times and all over the world are willing to be women's hairpins, belts, sleeping mats, and even shoes and socks trampled under their feet, but they never expect to be her toothbrush.

There are many city girl who have been pretending to be precocious women, and that is not a child; There are many girls who are just confused and stupid children without sex, let alone women.

Many women will smile so sweetly, but their smiles are just facial muscles, as if a coach is shouting a password: "one!" " "Suddenly grinning," two! "Suddenly I disappeared with a smile, leaving only an empty face, like the curtain before the opening of the movie.

Women are born political animals. Virtual reality, retreat for progress, these political skills, women are born with. ..... Women don't have to study politics, but today's politicians have to learn from women if they want to succeed. Dramas on the political stage are all cross-linked.

4. Good sentences in Fortress Besieged. Good sentences in Fortress Besieged

1 Honest people's malice, like sand in rice or unclean thorns in fish fillets, will give people an unexpected pain.

2 "How can there be love in the world? This is simply a reproductive impulse. "

Just like the money exploited by China officials and businessmen in their own countries, they have to convert it into foreign exchange to maintain the original value of the national currency.

4 Fang Hong gradually entered the philosophy department-lying and cheating are sometimes not immoral. Plato's Republic said that soldiers should coax the enemy, doctors should coax the patient and officials should coax the people. As holy as Confucius, but pretending to be sick makes Confucianism very sad. Mencius even deceived Qi Xuanwang and pretended to be ill.

Miss Bao grew up in Macao and is said to have Portuguese blood in her body. The phrase "Portuguese blood" is equivalent to the Japanese saying that there is a standard culture, or the author who has adapted a foreign script privately claims that his revised version is "copyrighted and not allowed to be translated". Because the Portuguese have China in their blood.

Miss Bao has been used to being called by her parents since she was a child. She is smart and knows that she should look for opportunities and happiness by herself. So she would rather be engaged to someone twelve years older than herself and have the opportunity to go abroad.

Since then, their friendship has grown like a tropical plant.

You men are all so tempered! "Miss Bao said, as if every man's character in the world had been tested by her.

Hung-chien was so angry that his heart burned, as if to burn the cigarette butts in his mouth red.

10 Love and sexual desire are twins, similar but different. Sexual desire is not the foundation of love, and love is not the sublimation of sexual desire.

1 1 Fang Hung-chien couldn't wait to crush every bone in Miss Su's thin body into lime powder.

12 many people talk about marriage, and the tone seems to be gay. They are not interested in the girl herself, but envy her father or her brother.

13 China's character is square, so the foreigner's character is smooth, so the land is round; China people's hearts are in the middle, while westerners' hearts are on the left.

14 sitting in the living room heated by hot water pipes and chanting Buddha, it can be seen that it is not difficult to "take western learning as the purpose and middle school as the body".

15 Husband is a woman's occupation. No husband means unemployment, so hold on to this job.

16 Shanghai is an outbreak city, and there is no landscape willow as a place to stay in spring.

17 Women nowadays disdain to hurt their own spring. Ironically, they are men and can't get rid of this rigid mood!

18 Her eyes are small, but they are flexible and gentle, which makes many women's big eyes like politicians' big words.

19 Many city girl are precocious women, not children. There are many girls who are just confused and stupid children without sex, let alone women.

20 "I don't know whether Mr. Fang insulted politics or women, at least not well."

2 1 "From the point of view of people who do practical things, learning philosophy is no different from learning nothing."

I think this is the proudest time for all women, watching two men fight for her. However, Fang Hung-chien may have said in the battle report these days, "Save your strength and retreat strategically."

Maybe your cousin has her own ideas. It's better to send a general than to provoke him. Unless there is an enemy at present, Mr. Zhao refuses to show his skill. It's a pity that we weak beaten army, don't fight, also don't want to fight-"

"Why not volunteer?" "No, just a teacher." As Fang Hung-chien spoke, he was also annoyed that this remark was too frivolous.

Why does love reduce the resistance of a person's mind and make people weak and at the mercy of others? If God really loves mankind, he has no right to be a master.

25 "Women are not stupid, and they never have a good impression on men because they waste and show off-but don't worry, women are stupid, just as men hope, no more, no less."

Hung-chien didn't know whether these words were her innocence or her cousin's so-called cunning.

Writing letters is easy to make a fool of yourself, and people with high status and decent speech often can't write. However, the telephone can save the visits of those who look disgusting, and the letter writing of those who are ignorant of arts and sciences can be regarded as an invention with infinite merits. "

I will never love Fang Hung-chien. Love is a tortuous and great emotion, not so easy and simple. If you fall in love with someone in this way, then love is easy for you to disbelieve and easy for you to disbelieve.

The smile mark on Cao Yuanlang's face is like water with stones. He said, "That is to say, you have grasped the essence of this poem, and you don't need to seek its meaning. It's unfortunate that poetry has profound meaning! "

A patient went to get a haircut, and the barber told him that he didn't need a haircut. A few days later, all his hair was gone. Most modern literature is equally unworthy of criticism.

Modern people must learn foreign literature if they want to learn Chinese well. People who used to engage in western science should know foreign languages, but now people who engage in China literature should master foreign languages first.

3 1 and he is dishonest, bullying, fearless and well-connected.

Fortress Besieged is praised by many modern scholars, because Qian Zhongshu satirizes intellectuals incisively and vividly in this novel. This satire is due to the times and human nature, and also to Qian Zhongshu's personal reasons.

Let's start with personal reasons. Qian Zhongshu is a rare genius, at the same time, he is also the purest scholar, who has the deepest investment in learning and can't tolerate any hypocrisy and Machiavellian in academic circles. Under this gaze, it is hard for ordinary so-called "scholars" to be ridiculous. For example, he often satirizes literati copying cards. The number one clown Li in Fortress Besieged has a tin card box. In fact, it is commendable that a teacher is willing to work hard to copy cards, but in Qian Zhongshu's view, reading without putting it in his mind is a big joke.

The cultural satire in Fortress Besieged is more based on the historical platform of cultural conflict and collision between China and the West, which is one of Qian Zhongshu's focal points. One is to observe some disadvantages of China traditional culture with modern culture, such as the pedantry of Mr. Fang Lao, Fang Hung-chien's father, and his thread-bound book China is square, so foreigners are smooth, so he advocates that the land is round. The second is to mock the western culture mechanically, "just like the first tailor's suit copied in China, two patches were made on the old clothes of foreigners, which were placed on the sleeves and trousers", such as Cao Yuanlang's imitation of the poem "Food and Companion" in Love and Evil (Eliot) and The Waste Land, and Yang Jingbin by comprador Zhang. The third is to explore the absurdity in absorbing western civilization and western culture. For example, in his speech at his hometown middle school, Fang Hung-chien said, "For hundreds of years, only two Western things have survived in China society. One is opium and the other is syphilis, both of which are western civilizations absorbed by the Ming Dynasty. " Another example is the tutorial system of San Lv University.

But the satire in Fortress Besieged is more based on the anatomy of human nature. For example, Fang Hung-chien's famous fake doctor at Clayton University embodies the fraud, vanity, weakness and helplessness of human nature. For example, Li stole roasted sweet potatoes, Lu Zixiao bluffed with envelopes from the Ministry of National Defense and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and Miss Fan gave herself English books that she could not use as an author. Readers ask themselves, it seems that not only these people have done these things, but also themselves, just as we see our own characteristics in Ah Q's face.

Fortress Besieged is praised by many modern scholars because Qian Zhongshu satirizes intellectuals incisively and vividly in this novel.

This satire is due to the times and human nature, and also to Qian Zhongshu's personal reasons. Let's start with personal reasons.

Qian Zhongshu is a rare genius, at the same time, he is also the purest scholar, who has the deepest investment in learning and can't tolerate any hypocrisy and Machiavellian in academic circles. Under this gaze, it is hard for ordinary so-called "scholars" to be ridiculous.

For example, he often satirizes literati copying cards. The number one clown Li in Fortress Besieged has a tin card box. In fact, it is commendable that a teacher is willing to work hard to copy cards, but in Qian Zhongshu's view, reading without putting it in his mind is a big joke.

The cultural satire in Fortress Besieged is more based on the historical platform of cultural conflict and collision between China and the West, which is one of Qian Zhongshu's focal points. One is to observe some disadvantages of China traditional culture with modern culture, such as the pedantry of Mr. Fang Lao, Fang Hung-chien's father, and his thread-bound book China is square, so foreigners are smooth, so he advocates that the land is round.

The second is to mock the western culture mechanically, "just like the first tailor's suit copied in China, two patches were made on the old clothes of foreigners, which were placed on the sleeves and trousers", such as Cao Yuanlang's imitation of the poem "Food and Companion" in Love and Evil (Eliot) and The Waste Land, and Yang Jingbin by comprador Zhang. The third is to explore the absurdity in absorbing western civilization and western culture. For example, in his speech at his hometown middle school, Fang Hung-chien said, "For hundreds of years, only two Western things have survived in China society.

One is opium, and the other is syphilis, both of which are western civilizations absorbed by the Ming Dynasty. Another example is the tutorial system of San Lv University.

But the satire in Fortress Besieged is more based on the anatomy of human nature. For example, Fang Hung-chien's famous fake doctor at Clayton University embodies the fraud, vanity, weakness and helplessness of human nature. For example, Li stole roasted sweet potatoes, Lu Zixiao bluffed with envelopes from the Ministry of National Defense and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and Miss Fan gave herself English books that she could not use as an author.

Readers ask themselves, it seems that not only these people have done these things, but also themselves, just as we see our own characteristics in Ah Q's face.