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Author: Youtong

Foreword explanation

Updated on June 30th, 2008 at 22: 43: 57. Words: 88

This article starts with the ID of "police boy" in Baidu's King Cat Post Bar. Later, because I accidentally forgot my password, it was updated to the ID of "Shu Ren Pass". In addition, this article posted an update in Jian Mo Villa with the ID of "You Shu Ren Tong", which is hereby explained:))

introduce

Updated on June 30th, 2008 at 22: 25: 33. Words: 325.

In the dormitory, I climbed up two stools with my backpack like acrobatics, savoring the cold jokes on the top, and stood on tiptoe trying to open the top cabinet. ...

Well-when people are nervous to a certain extent, their brains will be deprived of oxygen, otherwise I wouldn't be stupid enough to take a step back naturally in mid-air just to take a breath.

Too bad I missed it.

So my big backpack and I do accelerated exercise in this small space. I'm sure this thing is heavier than me. ...

Screaming is not mine. Although I think I opened my mouth to make some noise, I consciously took care of my brave and invincible face before my head went blank.

When people are desperate, don't pin your hopes on others, which will make people desperate! What's the use of those women screaming! It's good to have a mat!

It's over, dead or disabled. ...

1, eloping with American teenagers? ㈠

Updated on June 30th, 2008 at 22: 27: 17 words: 2504.

Facts have proved that the more desperate you are, the more God will give you hope, although this kind of hope makes me a little confused.

It hurts. How many bones does a person have? end ...

I summed up my landing experience in two words: relative success. ...

How many words did you just say? Still buzzing in my head ...

exceed