A humorous self-introduction

A humorous and playful self-introduction

A humorous and playful self-introduction. When we go to a new place or meet new friends, we need to introduce ourselves, and a humorous self-introduction can make others remember us clearly. Next, let me take you through the relevant content of humorous and playful self-introduction.

Humorous self-introduction 1

I am a boy in his twenties, why am I called a boy? Because my heart is very young. I am a man who is about to become an adult. Why am I called a man? Because I have everything a man has.

Haha! In fact, I don’t know myself very well. I always look happy on the outside, but not necessarily on the inside. There are many things that I worry about, worry about, worry about, worry about, and even give up on!

I think that only when a person has pain can he realize the existence of happiness. Only the pain of the past can lead to the happiness today. A person's life can be divided into several stages: infancy, childhood, adolescence, youth, adulthood, middle age, and old age. What I am in is youth, the bridge between boyhood and adulthood. I recall my youth because of the incomparable happiness that it brought me; I yearn for adulthood, because when I become an adult, I can do a lot of things I want to do without being blocked or restricted by anyone. People always have to learn to grow up slowly. I think I have experienced a lot...

Many people always ask me why I don’t want a GF. In fact, I also want to find one, but... , I think it’s not interesting. If you find someone, you can only get along with one person. If you don’t find someone, you can get along with many people. Why give up the whole forest for a tree, what do you think? What I prefer is a relationship that is more than friends but not lovers. Also, I really believe in fate. I feel that if we are destined to be together, we will definitely get together. I am also looking for it from one end of the red thread tied to my foot to the other! What a coincidence? I met a younger sister when I was a sophomore in high school. Although she was not very sensible, I still cherished her very much. How many friends can you find in a person's life, let alone a sister? What do you think?

After all that, you still don’t know me very well. Ha ha. Then come and get to know me, I also like to make friends. Humorous self-introduction 2

Humorous self-introduction

I am a male, that is, not a female. __ years old, height __ meters - wearing shoes, currently unmarried. I didn't pass the key undergraduate program, but I missed the general undergraduate program by a few points, so I had no choice but to enroll in a junior college. However, my performance is still very brilliant - I have been a monitor in elementary school, and now I am a white-collar worker - I wear a white shirt and work in a large multinational company - I am a table cleaner in KFC, but even though I am a table cleaner, my salary is very generous --If I don't be late or leave early, I can get a full 800 yuan), I have a house -- I have to pay monthly rent, I have a car -- an environmentally friendly non-motor vehicle, and a thick stack of bankbooks and credit cards -- There's just no money in it. Now I want to find a rich woman to be my wife, who is slim, beautiful, gentle, cute, well-informed, talented, and capable. I can consider someone like Bill Gates' daughter or Buffett's granddaughter.

Why are you laughing? I know what you want to say. Don’t you just want to say that I am a swan trying to eat a toad? What’s the point? Who makes us so kind-hearted? All donations should be made Be kind. Wow! Who still has the banana peel? I'd better stop talking. Besides, the bricks are coming and I have to be beaten to death! Thank you everyone!