Funny jokes and short sentences during the Spring Festival

1. Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.

If it took me all my luck to meet you, please stay away from me. I want to play cards in the new year.

3. Bring my boyfriend home for the first time during the Spring Festival. At the dinner table, my boyfriend and parents praised me in various ways. When my boyfriend left, my dad said happily, this silly boy, he will know what unexpected trouble is after a while.

4. Two foreigners eat jiaozi during the Spring Festival in China. One said, "I'm so stupid. I peeled jiaozi for the first time. " The other said, "You're all right. I thought it was a nuclear spit. " .

I keep my figure so stable because I have extremely strict self-discipline on diet. An elbow a day, not a bite!

6. "What do you want to discount most in the shopping mall for the New Year" and "Girlfriend's legs".

7. My mother asked me to take my boyfriend home for the New Year. I said, "No, Lu Han has been busy recently." My dad backhand is a slap in the face: "What about that Song Joong Ki last year!" My mother struck the table: "Isn't that Li Zhongshi the year before last?" ?

8. Some people may just say that they eat dirt and have money in their pockets. I am different. I said I eat dirt, but I have already drunk the northwest wind.

9. If everything is as simple as eating fat, however, everything is as difficult as losing weight.

10. When I was going to the supermarket this afternoon, a security guard stopped me and said, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I angrily lifted my coat and shouted, "This is meat, not meat!" My own! Just grow in the new year "!