Funny riddles that make people laugh

1 You and a bear stand together to fight an animal

Answer: Elephant

2 Who can win in a race between you and a bear?

Answer 1: The bear won (you are worse than a beast!)

Answer 2: It was a tie (you are just like a beast!)

Answer 3: You won (congratulations. You are worse than an animal!!)

3 Do you want a face to fall from the sky?

Answer: Yes, two-skinned face

No, shameless

4 Medium-rare steak When you meet a medium-rare steak on the road, why don’t you say hello?

Because they are not familiar with it.

5． What is the use of a human nose?

If there is no nose, there will be no place for nose hair and snot to live.

6 What do African cannibal chiefs eat?

A: People!

Q: One day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?

A: Eat a vegetable.

7 If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, who owns this car~

Answer: If

8. Little Bobby His every move is inseparable from the rope, why? (Answer: Little Bobby is a puppet, (I don’t understand this))

9. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, He clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly, why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming)

10. A student throws a coin into the air: if it lands on heads, go to the movies, if it lands on tails, go play billiards, and if the coin stands up, go to study. .

(Answer: Go study)

11. Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow. When they reach the finish line, which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dog doesn’t. Sweating)

12. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What animal is it? (Answer: little tiger) 7

13. Monkeys per minute Can a monkey break a corn? How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in 5 minutes? (Answer: Not one)

14. Three trees in a row (note: pay attention to the homophony) must be tied 10 horses, can only be tied individually but not both? (Answer: How to tie them)

15. What is higher than the sky in the world? (Answer: The heart is higher than the sky)

16. What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? (Answer: artificial satellite)

17. Three Jinxin, three water are called Miao, three people are called the crowd, then the three ghosts should be called What? (Answer: Call for help)

18. When a fat girl is sick, what is she most afraid of when others come to visit her? (Answer: Take care of yourself)

19. What is it? More annoying than crows? (Answer: crow’s beak)

20. Who is the greatest family in our country? (Answer: old man)

21. What is Sleeping Beauty most afraid of? ? (Answer: Insomnia)

22. Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

23. No matter how similar the twins are, someone will always be able to tell them apart. Who is this person? (Answer: themselves)

24. Which train is the longest in the world besides trains? (Answer: Traffic jam)

25. Who is the person who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus) )

26. Why doesn’t the egg break when you hit it against a stone? (Answer: Of course it doesn’t break when you hit an egg against a stone)

27. Which game is played backwards? (Answer: Tug of War)

28. What is the relationship between your father’s sister’s cousin’s cousin’s father and your uncle’s son’s sister-in-law? (Answer: Relative relationship)

29. What does a dentist rely on for food? (Answer: mouth)

30. He is obviously short-sighted, but he is also a famous greedy boy. If you put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the book, what do you think? What will you look at first? (Answer: Can’t see anything)

31. A person who can’t swim fell into the water but didn’t drown. Why? (Answer: Wearing a life jacket)

32. What can be used to solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery)

33. Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow. When they reach the finish line , which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dogs don’t sweat)

34. Chu Chu’s birthday is on March 30th. In which year is it March 30th? (Answer: March 30th every year)

35. Which sea does not produce fish? (Answer: Cihai)

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