What are the opening remarks of the universal humor host?

Fan Wenyi, the opening remarks of a funny wedding host:

Ladies and gentlemen,

Hello everyone! At this moment, my heart is happier than ever. Because the handsome Mr. Xiao Ming and the beautiful little Ms. Li are about to enter the marriage hall and start their beautiful life.

At this moment, not only the couple are very happy and excited, but also two couples are happier and more excited than the couple, that is, the parents who raised the couple. Another happy sailboat is about to set sail. May they sail on the ocean of love forever.

Funny opening remarks of the wedding host: Fan Wener:

Ladies and gentlemen, dear friends,

Hello everyone! Welcome to this warm and beautiful wedding. I believe that every guest present came to the wedding scene with good wishes for the couple. Let's turn our best wishes into applause for the couple. I saw some guests didn't applaud. Applause friends earn a lot of money every year and applause rings.

Funny opening remarks of the wedding host: Fan Wensan:

Ladies and gentlemen,

Good afternoon everyone! Today, we gather together to hold the wedding of Mr. Xiao Ming and Ms. Xiao Li. After my investigation, at this moment, I declare that Mr. Xiao Ming and Ms. Xiao Li have made full preparations for their future marriage. The affection between them is sincere and the procedure is legal and effective. Please witness it together! Let's welcome two newcomers to join us.

Funny opening remarks of the wedding host: Fan Siwen:

Distinguished guests:

Hello everyone! First of all, as a supporter of this wedding, I feel extremely honored. In order to preside over the wedding, I went to the temple to order a meal the other day. The monk in the temple told me that what I said today was very effective. Everyone here applauded and thought of Ali. I wish you good health and all the best.