I want some jokes that people think are super funny.

The five most annoying jokes in Japan (1)

Four surgeons sit together and talk about who they like to operate on.

The first doctor said, "I like operating on librarians best." When you open their bodies, inside

Everything is arranged alphabetically. "

The second doctor said, "I like operating on accountants best." When you open their bodies, everything is under pressure.

Number arrangement. "

The third doctor said, "I like operating on electricians best." When you find their bodies, everything is useless.

Color code. "

The fourth doctor said, "I like operating on Japanese best." "The other three doctors looked at each other and said they were pregnant.

Wondering what one of them asked. The fourth doctor said, because they have no heart and no spine, and their butts and heads can be exchanged.

Japan's five most annoying jokes (2)

A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "I'm sorry, he died last week." . "The next day, the man called again and wanted to talk to Kazutaro. This time the operator was a little annoyed and said, "I always told you that he died last week." "Why are you calling?" The man said, "Because that's what I like to hear."

Japan's five most annoying jokes (3)

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, what should I do with the remaining shrimp shells? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory to make shrimp cakes and then sold to you in China." After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What should I do with the remaining lemon peel?"? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory and then sold to you in China. "When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum," What should I do with the remaining gum? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese shook his head and said proudly," In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China. The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?" "Throw it away, of course. "Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and then sold to you. "

Japan's five most annoying jokes (4)

A taxi is driving on the way to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is sitting on it. At this moment, a taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! " After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too early! " Another taxi passed by. "ah! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Very fast! " Taxi drivers are 100% Americans. It's annoying to see so many Japanese cars surpass their American cars, plus the arrogant language of the Japanese. When another taxi overtook it, the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! " The taxi driver stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said, "1500 dollars." "So close to 1500 dollars? ! ""forget it! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! "

Japan's five most annoying jokes (5)

There are an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! ! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ! ......

The sequel to Japanese's most annoying joke 6

One day in a history class in a primary school, the teacher asked questions and the students answered them.

The female teacher asked: students,' I'm sorry, I only have one life to give to my motherland.' Who said this sentence first?

After a long time, a Japanese female student replied in unskilled English: nathan hale, 1776.

"Who said' Give me freedom or let me die'?" The teacher asked again.

"1775, Butrick Henry said." The Japanese stood up again to answer.

"Exactly." The teacher said, "Students, Mu Zi who answered the question just now is a Japanese student, and you grew up in the United States, but you can't answer it. Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Note: You are American and she is Japanese. "

"Kill the Japanese!" There is a strange cry in the classroom.

"Who? Who said this? " The female teacher flushed with anger.

After a short silence, someone in the corner of the classroom replied, "1945, said by President Truman." That's cool, haha! ! ! ! ! !

The PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!

3. Living in my heart, have you paid the rent?

4, you let me down, I let you even have no chance to go on stage.

If life deceives me, I will also cheat life.

You can't eat as a meal, but I can't eat without you.

7. How big is your body to support your filthy soul!

8. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

9. you are tired if you have a heart. If you have no heart, it doesn't matter.

10, I despise those who often chat with expressions.

1 1. I did well in the exam, relying on my deskmate.

12, when I was at school, I was fooling around with that money, but now I am fooling around!

13, some people always sell what they have for what they don't have.

14, self-love, first of all, selfish, only selfish can love deeply.

15, Guinness World Records: The world's largest coffee table covers an area of 9.6 million square kilometers and can hold 65.438+0.3 billion cups.

16, breaking up is boring. Let's play divorce if we can!

17, taking the road of RMB makes people have no choice!

18, Sanlu milk powder, stepmother's choice.

One day, San Xiao cried because San Xiao appeared!

20, break up with you, because you are not even worthy to hold hands!

2 1, don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop my camera.

22. We are just passers-by, playing the world collective game here. Whether you lose or I win, we will play games together in the end!

23. I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to live and the other is to live.

24. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

25. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

26, celebrity quotes, you have to become a celebrity first, that is a famous saying, other people's farts are famous farts! Can you compare it?

27, you have the face to lie, how dare I not believe it?

28. Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's my deep love for sleep.

29, don't think that you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

30. I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

3 1, sometimes it rains because the world needs washing; Sometimes it rains in the eyes, because the heart needs washing!

32. Stand on the shore of the years and be a Shui Piao for your past. ...

33.20 1 1 I marry you, 20 12 I protect you, 20 13 I love you all my life, and 20 14 I love you all my life!

34. Life is like a journey, not a destination. But the "NB" along the way and the mood when dealing with "NB"!

35. Smelly men like XX people. (You know)

Fasten your seat belt, there may be a love waiting for you ahead.

37. Sleeping with a printer on a pillow can print out dreams all night, right?

38. Without a strong owner, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog!

I only looked back, but I didn't care how long the road ahead was.

40. Recently, the horse has started to turn into a donkey's leg, and the cloud has turned into rain!

4 1, yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow is hard for everyone!

42. Still 10086. It is good for me. I sent him a short message and he replied to me three times.

43, relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to draft, grabbing today, not allowed to give, whoever wants to resist, let him go to hell.

44. Today is MM's birthday. In order to be the first to send my blessing, I picked up my mobile phone on time early in the morning and sent a message: sofa.

45. Do you know why Gao gets drunk? That's because Yao Jiaxin asked him to sing "You in Prison".

46. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisement in taxi: gambling? Take the subway! Shit, you're kidding me or something!

47. I'm usually smart. I don't like you on the whole!

48. Perfect boyfriend: No smoking, no drinking, no cheating. Does not exist!

49. Life is like a piece of scrap metal. If you throw it into the fire, you can make a fine product by beating it!

50. It is said that there is a monkey in the zoo, so ugly that everyone vomits! I went to see it the next day and threw up! On the third day, you went to the monkey and threw up!