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A blonde walks into a pizza shop. When she said she wanted a medium-sized pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she wanted to cut it into: six or twelve. "Oh, dear, please give me six," said the blonde. "I don't think I can ever eat 12."

A blonde walks into a pizza shop. She said she wanted a medium pizza. The clerk asked her if she wanted to cut the pizza into six or twelve pieces. "God, please help me cut it into six pieces." The girl said, "I don't think I can eat twelve pizzas."

One day, the father and his little son are on their way home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

It was at the tea party at five o'clock. A young man came to the hostess and apologized for being late.

"It's very kind of you to come, Mr. Jones. Where is your brother?"

"You know our office is very busy, and only one person can come, so we toss a coin to decide."

"How nice! Also very creative! You won? "

"No," the young man said absently, "I lost."

At five o'clock, while having tea, a young man apologized to his hostess for being late.

"It's very kind of you to come, Mr. Jones. Where is your brother? "

"You know our office is very busy and only one can come, so we flip a coin to decide who will come."

"That's interesting! Still so original! So you won? "

"No," the young man said absently, "I lost."

One day, a father educated his son and said, "The key to your success is keeping your word and being smart. Once you make a promise to someone, you must carry it out no matter what happens. This is called' keeping promises'.

"What is smart? His son asked.

"Being smart means that you will never make such a promise," my father replied.

One day, the father educated his son and said, "The key to a person's success is to keep his promise and be smart enough." Once you give someone a promise, no matter what happens, you must carry it out. This is called' keeping promises'. "

The son asked, "So what is cleverness?"

The father replied, "Being smart means never making such a promise at any time."

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.