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A jar of lard: I have only read this short story for a few days.
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After writing for half a year, I finally wrote less than 40 articles. Look at my home page again, my articles are getting less and less.
Looking at other people's excellent works one after another, in contrast, when I look at myself, I find that I have read too little. It doesn't matter that I am young. The point is that I don't know how to read.
Open the spring breeze writing sharing class again: read through the book and think about the problem.
People like me, when they take a novel, often just skim through it, know a rough idea and remember a few plots, which is far from being fully understood, let alone pondering how the author conceived the novel.
When I couldn't write anything these two days, I took out Chi Zijian's short story "An altar of lard".
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All the stories happened because of a jar of lard. A jar is a container for things. In the novel, it contains not only lard, but also secrets, which also reflects human nature.
The beginning explains the origin of a jar of lard. "I" want to reunite with Lao Pan, and the butcher Huo Dayan is willing to exchange a can of lard for two mud houses. "I" took a fancy to the jar of lard at a glance, and there was an intoxicating energy.
Lard, white, very delicate, without impurities, fresh and refined. Huo Dayan told "I" to keep it, because this jar of lard was specially prepared for "I" and it was his heart. There are secrets under lard, which foreshadows the existence of Green gem ring.
The full text used nearly half of the space, according to the time sequence and space transformation, describing "I" leading three children, taking a carriage, reversing the train, catching a convertible, changing boats, holding a jar, starting from his hometown Heyuan, crossing Nenjiang River, crossing Heihe River and disembarking to Kaikukang. Along the way, through the hardships of going to Laopan, we finally came together.
When "I" walked into the inn with the jar in my arms, the shopkeeper took a fancy to it at first sight. Just like a good woman, good things touch the jar one after another. The shopkeeper pestered me to buy cans at a higher price.
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The wonderful turning point of the story is that if we walk all the way to the management office, a can of lard can still live in peace, but deep in the jungle, there is the sound of hooves, and an Oroqen man says he can take us there on horseback. The rugged mountain road is annoying.
After passing through a bare bluestone willow bush, the horse tripped over the stone, and it tilted to one side. "I" fell off the horse with the jar. I'm not hurt. The lard jar is broken.
Cui Dalin brought everything that can hold oil, stuffy pots, bowls and people who pull lard. Put the remaining lard in the umbrella. Greedy Cui Dalin took the ring for himself and later ruined his love.
Eating lard to raise people, the fetus is too big, and I am so miserable that I can't give birth. Just send it across the river. Soviet hospitals are very good. Caesarean section gave birth to a chubby baby boy, weighing nearly ten pounds. His name is Su Sheng, and his nickname is Ant. Let Lao Pan sign and press the handprint, which led the ants to leave the forest farm and go to the Soviet Union.
Ants are beautiful and have black eyes. People in Xiaochahe like him, saying that he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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The ring is a big focus at the wedding.
The ring symbolizes love and should be perfect. With this diamond ring, Cui Dalin won the beauty return. The wedding was very lively. The gold ring on the bride's hand is really set with a diamond-shaped emerald, which is unforgettable at first sight. It is bright green and intoxicating green without any impurities!
How much does this ring weigh? Some people say it's worth a good house, some people say it's worth a cart of Korean pine, some people say it's worth five good horses, and some people say it's worth a thousand feet of cloth.
The little green on her ring is tempting, as if spring is hidden at her fingertips.
It was the emerald gold ring that killed Cheng Ying. Cheng Ying can't get pregnant, and she is getting thinner and thinner. I was washing clothes by the river and lost my ring. Without the ring, the whole person seems to have lost his soul. When she looked at people, her eyes wandered and she lost the amulet. She made her students fail in class. Finally, she died, because she lost her ring, and Cui Dalin felt even more uneasy. ?
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Ants are worrying. He is good at his lessons, diligent and kind. Knowing that his father suffered because of him, he was very unhappy and began to play truant.
The release of/kloc-0 in the summer of 974 changed the fate of ants. It was windy that day, and I met a girl in blue Blagi. She stared at the ant, and the ant liked her. The girl tearfully took out a spoon from her pocket and handed it to him. After receiving the wooden spoon, the ant put it in his heart.
One day, ants hung a red-bellied fish weighing more than ten kilograms with a net. A ray of green light was wrapped in a ring, which turned out to be the one that Cheng Ying lost. I can't believe my eyes! Just as bright as a girl who is about to get married, it makes people feel really excited at a glance.
The ant took the ring and the wooden spoon with red beans on it.
1989, at Lao Pan's funeral, Cui Dalin told me the secret that had tortured him for half his life, and he realized the truth. The green gem ring was specially given to me by Huo Dayan who had a crush on "I" for many years.
Contrast is used in many places in the novel.
The jar is very different from the common jar of "I" It is snow blue, shiny, shiny, bright yellow, like wearing a gold collar, beaming.
Cheng Ying's expression changes before and after losing her ring, just like losing her soul and amulet.
These four men have different attitudes towards love and pictures.
This novel is interspersed with many jokes and is very interesting to read.
The third one is in the basket, chewing the cane with an oil-paper umbrella.
"I" hooked the jar with my leg, which made others laugh. This woman must miss a man and put the jar in her crotch.
"I" asked the second child, my stomach is so soft, can I kneel down? A person has a rope on his body. Tie a woman with it, one with a spirit, kneel down! The second child asked, where is the rope?
The man teased Lao Pan and said, Sister Pan has only been here for two months, and your seeds have sprouted. What a skill. Lao Pan said with a smile that it was all ants in lard. That thing is very powerful!
In a word, Chi Zijian is an experienced writer, and her novels are humorous, novel and ingenious. Set suspense, lead readers all the way, and be interested in continuing reading.
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