Funny jokes about love.

With regard to the funny jokes about love, we will experience many interesting things in our daily life. Many people will record these things in writing. Words can record our life well and exercise our writing ability. Let's share about love. rich joke

Funny jokes about love 1 1, 500 years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

2. The wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

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5. An unmarried woman lamented: Why do all good men become husbands? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.

6. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?

7, you are the sun in the sky, I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground.

8. A first-class man has a home outside his home; There are flowers outside the second-class men's house; Third-class men find a home in flowers; Fourth-class family members go home from work; The wife of a fifth-class man is not at home; A sixth-class man has no wife and no home.

9 One kiss gives you a rose m. Two kisses give you my home mm. Three kisses honey (month) claw-removing depression mmm. I am a fool in love, and I will never change my love for you! ! ! hum

10, you, you little goblin, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

1 1. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

12. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. Chickens are mentally ill. They don't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are in a hurry, so they hide to see the chicken. Silly chickens are secretly looking at their mobile phones.

13, sister, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. It missed you, fell in love with you at first sight, chased you without saying anything, and came to you again and again. I must catch up with you. ..

14. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, getting married is wrong, getting divorced is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

15, baby, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

16 Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got this life passed by. If it is true, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you and tell you: "I really want to love you."

Funny jokes about love 2 1. Dear, please listen to me: "for you, I can go to the moon for nine days and catch turtles in five oceans!" " Because: that "moon" is you, and that "turtle" is you!

I find you more and more beautiful. It turns out that our ancestors have long said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The ancestors also said: there are heroes in the eyes of scholars, and your' hero' refers to me.

3. I exchanged my infatuation for your sincerity; I gave my love to my chest; Don't be careless with me, but stay with me forever.

4. Love is a brick, and love is a mountain. There are not many bricks, just one. The mountain is not high, just keep it for a lifetime. Love is a poisoned wine. If you don't want to pour your life into it, don't drink it, because there is no antidote.

5. The male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and everyone else stood still … as a result, he didn't move.

Dear, for you, I will cross the ocean and jump into the abyss without hesitation. I will overcome any difficulties! If it doesn't rain, I will find you on time on Sunday!

7. Love you for ten thousand years, exaggerating! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Loving you one after another is my strength!

8. A plum on the mountain, who do you love? I want to get along with you, no one can stop me! I turn yellow as soon as I go to bed. I'm so crazy. I will do it when it is yellow. I am so cool!

9. If the whole Yellow River is poured out, the flame of my love for you will go out. Can all the water in the Yellow River be poured out? No So I still love you.

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Funny jokes about love 3 1. Do you know what you look like? Like what? Attract me like the earth.

2, began to announce that I took off my order and started to wear two pieces!

You are a tourist in the deep mountains. You love the whole world while walking, and you are affectionate by nature. I am a cat keeper in the market. I don't watch passers-by change lovers.

4. Because of love, I began to become literary.

I want to love you for ten thousand years and accompany you forever!

6. You will be cuter when you shut up.

7. I am your desiccant, and I will fuck you when you are wet.

8. The rice is in the pot, the person is in bed, and you are free.

9. You are the bullet that I can't live in my life. If I look at you one more time, my heart will soften, and if I hug you, I will fall down.

10, girl, would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me?

1 1, afraid that there will be no return, afraid of empty joy, afraid that it is not you.

12, whether you care about me or not, it doesn't matter, I still care about you.

13, you have no idea how much I like you.

14, have you ever been to If You Are the One? Why else do you like my sweetheart so much?

15, how can you hurt me? What have I done to you? I like you so much.

16, I hope it's me, not life.

17, beauty is just a metaphor, and handsome boy is just a name.

18, fighting can bring us closer. Ha, let's make out.

19, come here, I have a relationship and want to talk to you.

20. What I want is not difficult. There's still time for you.