What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?

Not the funniest, but it's fun anyway.

This is the princess's 2 16 blind date.

The princess doesn't want to come. She won't come to talk about marriage with a strange man she's never met, if the smoker's father cut off her living expenses because he couldn't come.

In the dining room, the princess looked straight at the young man in front of her and lit a cigarette. The young man smiled faintly, and his eyes sparkled with lightning and thunder.

Ah, I want to call my mother. You are very gentle.

The princess rolled up her arms, revealing her plump arms.

The young man trembled with fear.

Seeing the deterrent effect, the princess cleared her throat.

"Being my boyfriend is very simple. There is a dragon in the east. I heard that dragon teeth can treat osteoporosis. Please help me with the whole one! "

The boy broke into a cold sweat and ran away.

The princess was very satisfied and summoned her second17th blind date.

I thought it was over. The next morning, 2 16 ran to the palace gate again.

Yes, the number 2 16 was given by the princess, which is much easier to remember.

2 16 shouted. "Princess, the teeth are coming! I am doing it! "

The young man was excited and the princess was puzzled. Where did this fragile boy steal it?

"Are you fake?" The princess was full of disdain and quickly organized a team of experts to collectively identify. At the end of the appraisal, the dragon's back tooth was broken, as if it were a fake replacement.

2 16 giggling, the boy dragged his luggage into the princess's bedroom. Princess stamped her foot. "Hey, I heard that dragon scales can beautify! You get me one! "

The princess thinks that young men can change their teeth, even dragons have to change their teeth, but why don't you try this scale for me?

The princess felt very witty and had a good sleep.

At first light the next day, the young man 2 16 arrived as scheduled, carrying a basket of dragons in his hand.

"Princess, come and apply the mask!"

"I gather together!" The princess was dumbfounded. Why is this guy so awesome?

She took the scale and asked an expert to identify it again. After several hours of identification, experts came to the conclusion that the scales of Longchao were real.

The princess held the scales and suddenly felt a little moved. Think about this 2 16 guy, and he is also somewhat beautiful. For her, it's a little romantic to think that the young man braved the dragon and Tan twice.

Well, it is better to marry him than those soft princes who only talk big.

In this way, the princess and this guy 2 16 started dating. The young man is very attentive to her, taking her shopping during the day and watching the stars on the terrace at night. The princess gradually fell in love with it, put down the long knife, picked up the kitchen knife, gave up smoking and washed her arms.

On the wedding day, the Smoker King wept bitterly and eagerly handed his daughter's hand to the boy 2 16.

"benefactor, benefactor!" The king muttered, in a good mood, and drew a soft China.

When the princess saw the old man like this, her blood pressure suddenly rose by three liters. She suddenly got a little angry and wanted to play a joke on this guy, 2 16.

When exchanging rings, the princess said. "Hey, I heard that the dragon chicken can treat infertility, nourishing yin and strengthening yang. Please help me get one! "

2 16 is very embarrassing. He struggled for a long time and whispered. "This ... I'm afraid not."

The princess raised her eyebrows. "Why?"

The young man leaned gently in the princess's ear.

"Because ..."

"Because I am a chicken."