The more reasonable the joke, the better.

When a group of robbers in Guangdong robbed a bank, they said a wise saying: "Don't move, money belongs to the country, and life is your own!" "Everyone lay down without saying a word.

The robber glanced at the cashier lying on the table, and said, "Please lie down politely! This is robbing money, not robbing color! "

When the robbers returned, one of the new robber masters said, Boss, please count how much money we robbed quickly.

The old robber (primary school culture) said, "Are you stupid? So many, when do you want to count? Just watch the news tonight. "

-This is called work experience. Work experience is more important than education these days!

After the robbers left, the president said, report the case quickly! The director was about to leave when the president hurriedly said, "Wait! Plus the 5 million we embezzled last time! "

The director said, "If only the robbers would come and rob once a month." .

Work is boring, happiness is the most important thing!

The next day, the news broadcast reported that the bank was robbed of 100 million, and the number of robbers was only 20 million.

The boss scolded: "Damn it, I robbed 20 million yuan, and the bank president earned 80 million yuan on his fingers." It seems that I still have to study these days! "

After seeing the news broadcast, the bank president excitedly said to the director, "Damn it, you can be a boy, and you are fat enough ..."

The director smiled without saying a word, as if he had unloaded a heavy burden, and secretly thought, "Shit, the hole in buying PetroChina stocks was finally filled by robbers."