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Who has sj’s little secret?
1. When Heechul first joined SM, he was assigned to live in the same dormitory as Shinki’s Jaejoong and Yunho. The boys, who were all very young, quickly got along with each other. When Heechul first joined SM, he had short hair, dark skin, and a very capable look. He also wore relatively dark-colored clothes. Isn't Heechul like this a bit unimaginable? Completely opposite to the current transvestite who is as beautiful as a princess. In fact, Heechul has a cross-dressing habit, and it’s all thanks to Yunho (laughs). At that time, Yunho was not as tall as he is now, almost the same as Heechul who had just joined the company. Yunho, who has always had a casual personality, doesn't think there should be any scruples between men, so he wears clothes casually. After countless warnings failed to work, Heechul began to try to choose brightly colored clothes when buying new clothes. Gradually, Yunho really stopped wearing Heechul's clothes randomly. However, another point is that Yunho is getting taller and taller, and Heechul's clothes can no longer fit. But this also allowed Heechul to find his own dressing style.
2. SJ’s leader Leeteuk, main dance member Eunhyuk and TVXQ member Xiah Junsu live close to each other and often go home together after each practice. Eunhyuk and Junsu are very happy because they can be companions and blackmail the older Lee Teuk. Lee Teuk, who has a good temper, tries his best to meet the needs of the two younger brothers. He can buy whatever he wants to eat, and he can pay for whatever he wants to play. Who makes him older and can only take care of his younger brothers... Finally, one time, due to Eunhyuk and Junsu's excessive desires, they even had to pay for the ticket. When it was not enough, these three children who could not return home came up with an idea and bought two tickets. They used the "convenience" of their thin bodies to avoid the ticket check. Now they have no chance to take the bus or subway, so what? What an unforgettable experience.
3. On Boxing Day 2003, the second day of Christmas, TVXQ appeared on the TV screen for the first time. After years of training, every member of Shinki was very excited to see that they could finally make their debut. How could they share such a happy moment with just the members? On December 26th, those watching TV in Shinqi’s dormitory were not only Shinqi members, but also some of SJ’s friends, including Heechul, Eunhyuk, Donghae, etc. Before Shinqi went on stage, they even made phone calls to contact relatives and friends to share the show. They were so childish that they wanted to be dragged out and beaten. The Shinki members who are now comfortable in front of the camera were extremely nervous at the time, with every little face tensed up. Xiah Junxiu even slipped a little because of the fake snow falling on the scene.
4. The members of TVXQ shared their debut with SJ. November 6, 2005 was SJ's debut stage. TVXQ, who was far away in Japan at that time, also watched this exciting moment through the Internet. Yunho, who was very close to the SJ members, shed tears of emotion on the spot. After Xiah Junsu watched the scene, he called the SJ members to congratulate them on their debut. Captain Li Te, who had shed countless tears, couldn't help crying for a while when he heard the concerned words from his brothers on the other end of the phone. Looking back on that moment now, Li Te really felt both gratified and moved. For the other 11 members, they were not only excited and satisfied for their first time on stage, but also because they didn’t eat before going on stage. They were all hungry and stayed the whole time. When the 12 members hugged each other and cried together, they were accompanied by There was also the sound of their stomachs rumbling.
5. TVXQ and SJ have a very good relationship and understand each other quite well. So, let’s listen to TVXQ from SJ’s mouth now! Changmin is not only the youngest member of Shinki, but all 12 members of SJ are also his older brothers. On the screen, Changmin looks cute and cute, always looking confused and innocent. In fact, in private, he is very lively and loves to play pranks to tease others. Especially when he answers the phone, no matter which brother calls him, Changmin will shout very, very loudly in a very, very happy tone: "Brother! It's you!" It seems that the person is a relative he has not seen for a long time. It’s the same as my brother, even if we just broke up or asked him to borrow money...
6. Before his debut, whenever Changmin looked in the mirror, he would ask Jaejoong: "Brother, what do you think I should do?" What? He looks so similar to KangTa-senpai.
"I say this because the most beautiful handsome boy in Huahua's heart is KangTa! He is the highest idol in his heart! Whenever Jaejoong hears Changmin's words like this, he is so angry that he almost goes crazy! But because Changmin is his younger brother I had to let him go, so I had to go crazy. Recently, people around Changmin said that he looked more and more like Won Bin. Gradually... Changmin felt that it was true and stopped talking about himself when he looked in the mirror. Looks like KangTa senior. Of course, this role has been replaced by Won Bin. Hmm... I wonder which one of SJ and Shinki is Won Bin?
7. Since their debut, they had not taken public transportation for a long time, and their desire to go out had reached an urgent level. It was because of this mood that Hero Jaejoong took advantage of a holiday and just finished the last one of the day. The most amazing thing is that no one recognized him as Hero Jaejoong, a member of TVXQ! After a long time, "I am a star now, right?" ”
8. TVXQ not only has a very good relationship with the members of SJ, but also gets along very happily with their seniors Fly To The Sky. They have always been taken care of by the two seniors of FTTS, and they feel like family to Fany and Brian. Like an elder brother, he is gradually pampered in his words and deeds and becomes more and more unrestrained. Every time he meets these two seniors, in addition to saying some words of encouragement to each other, the hero will also miss no opportunity to add "Brother!" Invite me to dinner! ”
9. I can count the number of times I've done it. Isn't this surprising? Junxiu, who likes to play computer games, usually chooses to go to an Internet cafe whenever he has free time. Otherwise, he goes to play football with his friends. He loves football so much that Junsu was once teased by Heechul, "Football is his wife!" ”
10. SJ and Shinqi privately voted for the least stingy member, and Xiah Junsu was honored to be on the list. Eunhyuk, who has gone to school with Junsu since childhood, has the most say in this. We have known each other to this day. They have been together for 8 years, and their relationship is not as close as usual, but so far Junsu has not invited Eunhyuk once. This "most stingy member" really deserves the title. At the same time, Eunhyuk also frankly admitted that he and Xiah Junsu really deserved it. Each other. Junxiu explained that although he has not invited guests so far, he will definitely do so in the "near future" so that everyone can enjoy it.
11. Everyone agreed that Micky had it! Qian has a lot of tears and is the most vulnerable to injury. He seems to be lively, but he is very delicate and can be sad easily. He can burst into tears when listening to sad music. In addition, Youqian is not only prone to crying, but also very sentimental. He loves to collect CDs. Before he joined the company, he liked to pester his parents to buy CDs for him, and he basically spent his pocket money on his favorite CDs. Fans who know him know his preferences very well, so in On his birthday, Qian Qian not only gave him a bunch of CDs, but also carefully numbered them. This was the most precious gift he had ever received.
12. The biggest gift from Yunho, a frugal man. His hobby is collecting coins, and 50 million won is the ultimate goal he has set for himself. Now he has collected several million, and he has received a lot of coins from fans. Yunho was stunned. Since junior high school, Yunho had dreamed of saving 50 million and using the money to buy a big house, where all his relatives and friends would live, so that they could live happily under his broad wings. Life. In fact...not only is it far from the final goal, but there are also many people who peek into Yunho's money box.
Of course, the ones who take advantage the most are the members of TVXQ! When they need change, they just ask casually without saying hello: "Do you have any change?" They take out some coins and run away. This is their usual style. I really can't get them back even if I sit on Shenzhou VI...
< p>13. Kangin is very good at cooking.14. Before his debut, Kangin was seriously stabbed in the back by his girlfriend, so he said that he was very nervous for a period of time after that because of the scar. Heartbroken.
15. Ki-Bum is very accommodating in front of people he meets for the first time. He secretly likes older sister-type fans.
16. Heechul also likes girls who are younger than him. Use honorifics unconditionally.
17. Eunhyuk and Sungmin are very close. Before their debut, Eunhyuk often took Sungmin away. Eunhyuk’s home is only 10 minutes away from the company by bus. .But because of Sungmin, it often takes an extra 30 minutes to take the bus and then change to the subway. Eunhyuk often sits at the back of the bus, and the seat next to him is often taken by Sungmin. He can't help but sit when others want to. I apologized profusely and said I was sorry there was someone here...
18. Han Geng didn’t learn Korean very well, so he made several jokes. Although these jokes were cute, they were really serious. < /p>
19. Han Geng previously said on CY, "My CY belongs to everyone" and then made his ID and password public, which caused all the fans to log in to CY. It was really hard at that time. Later, Another fan asked, "Is my brother's CY still ours now?" and Han Geng answered kindly, "No, it's Han Geng's now."
20. Kangin and Heechul's Han Geng voice imitations are really the same !
21. Because Heechul’s character is very sensitive, he has to draw a line on the bed when he sleeps. Anyone who crosses this line will be kicked out of the house (I heard it’s Siwon. ..) The people who can sleep with Heechul are Kibum and typoon(the trax)
22. u-know Yunho. Hero is in the middle. Kangin and Heechul practiced together as a group before their debut. The name of the group is Four Seasonl. They each represent spring, summer, autumn and winter. Because the food expenses for a month were actually 3 million (equivalent to more than 20,000 RMB), they were reprimanded by the company a lot, but in the end they each made their debut. p>
23. Xia Junsu and Eunhyuk Sungmin originally practiced in a group called "daeneb" (transliteration) before their debut. However, after Xia Junsu debuted as a member of TVXQ, they took a different path.
24. Sea Junsu and Eunhyuk have been playmates since childhood. They became close after playing football together in the second grade of elementary school. Since then, they have remained good friends and often call each other subordinates. .When Sea Junsu went to Japan, he made a collect call to Eunhyuk for 4 hours (really...), so that Eunhyuk was scolded by the company... But the two of them are really good friends. < /p>
25. Leeteuk and Donghae were originally scheduled to debut with a group called "OK" before their debut, and even took photos, but because the plan fell through, they were unable to debut.
26. Heechul once went into the women's restroom by the Han River to wash his hands and came out. (Curiosity) He went in very nervously, but no one noticed him~
27. Before his debut, there were Once u-know Yunho, his girlfriend and Heechul went to a jewelry store in Seoul. But the clerk thought Yunho and Heechul were a couple and recommended couple rings to the two.
28. In fact Donghae now speaks in dialect from time to time.
29. Leeteuk, Heechul, and Typoon call each other suenjungpa, which means they only love one person. In fact, Leeteuk and Typoon are very popular among girls. He is very tall and has many girlfriends~~even all of them are beauties. Li Te said that when he was young and ignorant, he had two things to do and he even begged his former girlfriend.
30. Fans are always crowded in front of the company, and they will run towards SJ. But he will not run towards Heechul and KiBum, but will give way to them. Because Heechul is very scary when he is angry...
31. Lee Teuk once wore a sweater knitted by his fans to appear on a radio show.
32. The following is the royal way that was named by Heechul himself = =:
Kim Tae Hee: J and Che’s royal names
[Original
Meaning] The names of Korean first-line female artists
[Current explanation] Jin is the same surname for the two of them, Tae is the homophone of "Tai" in TYPHOON (typhoon), and Hee is the "Xi" of Heechul. Homophones for
Hee Kyung: The royal names of Geng and Che (Che Geng?! = =)
[Original meaning] Korean artist name
[Current interpretation ] Hee is Hee Chul’s hee. “Geng” and “King” have the same pronunciation in Korean
Xinxian: The royal name of Yuan and Chel
[Original meaning] Korean artist ( Combination? ) Name
[Current explanation] Xin is Simba’s Xin, and Xian is the “Xian” of Cinderella (Cinderella)
Double CHUL: Rainbow Romance The royal names of Yi-cheol and Cheol
[Original meaning] are two CHUL- -
[Current interpretation] Yi-cheol's "Cheol" and Heechul's "Che" have the same pronunciation , both are "CHUL"
People: Fan Heche's royal name
[Original meaning]...It means the broad masses of the people = =
[ Current explanation] The "white" in Fan's nickname Snow White (the princess named = =) is the homophone of "hundred", and the "fairy" in Cinderella (Cinderella) is the homophone of "surname"
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