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Customer: I have a card, which is eaten by my cat. Can I use it if I take it out?

1860: Then you can only try plugging in your mobile phone. If not, you can only go to the mobile business hall to change Carla.

Customer: You didn't tell me in advance if I could use it. If I can, I will kill my cat and get the card. If you can't use it, I'll kill my cat and take it out. You can't waste one of my cats, can you?

1860: Hello, I suggest you don't kill it. Then take your ID card and go to the business hall to get a new card.

Customer: The problem is that my card is 150 yuan and my cat is 30 yuan?

1860: However, 40 yuan is required to reissue a card.

Customer: reissue the card? ……

1860: but the quantity remains the same!

Customer: No change?

1860: Yes, go to the mobile business hall to apply for identity. As long as the original number is added, you can pull it out and get a new card. That card can't be used

Customer: Do you think my cat will have any adverse reactions?

1860: Hello, I'm not sure about this. It will wait until you send the cat to the doctor.

Customer: Then ask your colleagues for help.

1860: Hello, you are calling 1860 mobile phone service information desk. As for what cats are like, we can't help you deal with them here.

Customer: My cat is called M-Zone!

1860: ... Right ... That, that won't work either. ...

Customer: Then why not? Later, I named it M-Zone. Now, ...

1860: Even if you call Jay Chou, there is no way to help you handle it! Then you'll have to come and see for yourself. Then we will help you solve the card problem in the mobile business hall 1860. Of course, we can't help you solve the specific problem of cats.

Customer: The problem is that it eats a mobile card!

1860: ... hello, sir, do you think this makes sense?

Customer: I'm surprised. What do you mean?

1860: Hello, I'm not interested. What do you think you mean? Then you said that this cat is special. ...

Customer: No, no, don't worry! Speak slowly. No, have a drink. ...

1860: Hello, first of all, we can't handle your cat problem here …

Customer: I know your question is, what do you suggest? What do you think I should do now?

1860: Hello, I just suggest that you take your identity to the business hall to apply for a replacement card.

Customer: Then we should consider cats!

1860: The cat can't pull it. My side is ...

Customer: What can't be done! ! Life is just one! ! !

1860: Well, hello, I can't help you here. Then, will you take it to the pet hospital or other places? That's your own business. You can handle it yourself in the future.

Customer: Why don't you tell me Jay Chou's telephone number? I'll call him ~'

1860: Hello, do you think 1860 may have his phone number?

Customer: Aren't you partners?

1860: Then we don't have his phone number here either.

Customer: There must be!

1860: Hello, I'm sorry not!

Client: You lied ~ ~ You lied to such a beautiful girl?

1860: ... Do you have any other business to consult?

Guest: Yes!

1860: Go ahead.

Customer: What about my cat?

1860: hello, sir, if you repeat this question, I really can't help you.

Customer: Then I won't complain. Where's my card?

1860: Just go to the mobile business hall and apply for a replacement card.

Customer: Take the cat away and let him dissect it for me and take out the card?

1860: ... Hello ... Do you think this is possible? Will the staff do it for you?

Customer: What do you think? I am in a hurry now. One is afraid that the card will not be used, and the other is afraid that the cat will choke to death.

1860: Hello. In that case, please take it. ...

Customer: No, don't always say hello, just, hey hey, just pull. I'm sorry to hear the news.

1860: We can't do this to show respect.

Customer: I am a rotten person. You don't have to respect me. Nothing ~ go.

1860: ... There is no other way. If you have nothing else, please hang up.

Customer: Look, you ... you too ... let me hang up. What kind of service attitude do you have?

1860: Hello, this is what I should say. I must have told you.

Customer: I tell you this is entirely your responsibility! Then who told you to make the card so beautiful that the cat had to eat it, didn't you?

1860: Hello, is nobody in charge? Then you can take good care of your cat. If it eats something else, can we all deal with it?

Customer: Do you know that there is nothing more beautiful than this card? Then who told you to make the card so beautiful? It's all your fault.

1860: Then you can make it ugly.

Customer: Oh, why, and then cut it with scissors?

1860: hello, sir. I hope you won't talk to me about this kind of thing again, ok?

Customer: Then what are you talking about? Then this is the problem. It won't be a big problem for you, will it? The problem now is that your cards are too beautiful! My cat likes it! If you accidentally eat it, pull it in!

1860: Which business hall will it be? Can the business hall help you solve this problem?

Customer: I won't call when the business hall is booked, but I didn't ask you, a very responsible lady, to answer me until it was booked.

1860: Yes, then 1860 can't solve the problem either.

Customer: If you can't solve it, you will still ...

1860: Hello, it's not that we can't help you solve this problem, but that we can't help you solve it!

Customer: You just try your best to solve the customer's problems? You don't solve customers' problems, you only solve simple problems. Who will leave the problem to whom? Then I'll call Unicom? Impossible, right? No matter how simple or complicated, I am your consumer. To put it bluntly, I am your god, right? Then you are unfaithful to God in the first place. So what are you going to do?

1860: Hello, if we want to solve the problem first. ...

Customer: Please don't say hello!

1860: ... There are limits to how we can solve problems, right? Then your problem now is not within our scope, so we can not help you solve it.

Guest: You! Your rules and regulations don't solve the problem of cats eating cards, do they?

1860: No.

Customer: That's right! I won't call you if you want to write. You can solve it without writing, right?

1860: Then you ... take your cat to the mobile business hall. ...

Customer: the service attitude of the business hall is not as good as yours, you know, or should you come and have a look, or should I come to you?

1860: We don't need to come here. We solve any problems through the business hall.

Guest: Which business hall do you want me to go to?

1860: South Gate Business Hall

Customer: There are too many thieves in the south gate, afraid of stealing my cat.

1860: Just in the business hall near you.

Guest: I'll do it. That woman's attitude is fiercer than yours!

1860: If he doesn't help you solve this problem, first take your identity to the mobile business hall to apply for a replacement card. This is something we can do.

Customer: My cat has no identity.

1860: Hello, do you want to have a replacement card or a cat card?

Customer: I will ... I didn't ask for a new card now. What about the cat?

1860: What you do with your cat has nothing to do with us!

Customer: There is a card in my stomach. Can you say it's none of your business?

1860: You let it eat that card. Follow us ...

Customer: I'm sick. I fed it cat food and gave it a card?

1860: Of course we don't know how it got in. Then how can you put this responsibility on the mobile company?

Customer: I can't push it to the mobile company, but the question is, did it eat your card? Anyway, the facts are very clear. The mobile card in the belly is not a Unicom card, is it? This thing already exists,

1860: So even if you eat the mobile card, will you be responsible?

Customer: I'm not responsible. I asked you to help me solve it. I didn't ask you to be responsible! You'll be fine if you help me solve it, right? Let's be good to both sides. If it is solved, it will be fine, and if it is not solved, you will be responsible.

1860: hello, sir. First of all, you are not a problem-solving attitude. Now, if you think ...

Customer: Why didn't I solve it? I'll take the cat to your business hall. Is that impossible? I consulted. I have such a bad attitude! I want to complain that she didn't see her brand number clearly and didn't know her name when she came. Then you said that your attitude had a bad influence on me. Then why do you call me Zha?

1860: Hello, how is your cat? We can't help you solve it, but if you take your identity to get a replacement card, and he doesn't give you a replacement card, it must be her fault. If there is such a problem, we will definitely deal with it seriously. But what is a cat? There is definitely no way to solve it here. It makes sense everywhere.

Customer: I think you think my cat is not as valuable as your card, but in my opinion my cat is more valuable than your card. We have different ideas! Your card can make a profit for you. My cat can't make any profit for you, can it? Don't keep putting cards ... I don't think it matters whether you make up or not. I don't think it matters which card. What should I do with my cat now?

1860: Hello, why do cats eat cards? This must be your own mismanagement. ...

Customer: I hung the card around its neck and it ate itself. Who do you blame? So you blame the table, me, the card and the cat?

1860: So you can find a mobile company just because it is a mobile company card?

Guest: Yes! If it wants to eat Unicom card, I'll call Unicom! Right? Of course I won't call you.

1860: There is no way to help you solve it!

Customer: Then close the door! Don't say anything You can't even solve this problem, so ...

1860: Then you ...

Customer: Then you can't say that when you encounter a difficult problem, you just push away the simple problem and help others solve it, right?

1860: You are right. We can solve unreasonable problems. We'll just ...

Customer: My question makes sense! My cat ate Mobile Kara. I called to ask if you said yes, but who do you think ignored it?

1860: Do you go to the business hall? Let's 1860 …

Customer: I can't pull it! Or call your chairman down! Tell him to come down, will you? I'll call him, okay? What's the telephone number of your complaint department? !

1860: We didn't! 1860 is acceptable.

Customer: Accept? That means .. you're here ... you're here to kick me out, right?

1860: Hello, I'm not shirking you. If you think my explanation is unreasonable, I can reflect your problem to my superiors.

Customer: Then call your superior leader!

1860: Only contact information can be left. ...

Customer: I have no contact information. I asked Chila to get my business card and leave my contact information.

1860: Then you can do it now!

Customer: Can I put my mobile phone in the cat's stomach?

1860: Haven't you called recently? Then you can still leave your contact information, right

Customer: I can only take this call, not make it! !

1860: ... All right, that's enough. We will call you back. ...

Customer: I don't believe what you said. I have doubts about you. Dura is now ready to change Karadu of Unicom! I want to sue you. You missed another customer. I'll sue you!

1860: I know. ...

Customer: Don't think it doesn't matter if you lose one, right? China has many customers. Don't think like that! Your clients are all saved one by one. You won't save so many at once, will you? If you lose a little, you lose a little.

1860: hello, it's not that I didn't mean anything, that is to say, you don't agree with my explanation, so I can only do it right. ...

Customer: You first .. Wait a minute! May I ask your education background?

1860: ... My education has nothing to do with our business.

Customer: Can you tell me something?

1860: ... I can ...

Client: Is it an undergraduate or a junior college?

1860: but I don't need to answer, because we are talking about business!

Customer: Then you can't do a good job for me now. You don't even call the leader when you ask him.

1860: I didn't ask you to leave your contact information. Our leader will call you back. ...

Guest: There is plenty of time now. I'll sue you! If I wait any longer, my cat will fart, and now it is ready to be sent to the crematorium. You know, you can't wait to play it now, right Call me at the crematorium later!

1860: Then hang up on me now. I'll tell him to call you back ...

Customer: don't hang up. You can go directly to him now. Shall I pay the phone bill? Besides, this is a toll-free phone, right?

1860: Yes. ...

Customer: Oh, it's free. I just wait. I'll just wait, right?

1860: I can't contact him now. ...

Customer: Why? You can't stand up?

1860: Hello, then I need to sue him because we all have regulations here. We have to deal with things now, and he is also a user to reply, and then he will call you back after I sue him.

Customer: Don't tell me that such a big mobile company has only one leader?

1860: There must be several leaders, such as those on duty here, but certainly not all of them are here.

Customer: I have reached the end of my life. Which do you think he should deal with first?

1860: well, hello, I will report this problem to him later, and he will definitely return it to you.

Customer: OK, sue me. I have been waiting for you. How long do you think it will take?

1860: This is the 3rd, as soon as possible.

Guest: As soon as possible? 1860: Is 2 seconds enough?

1860: as soon as possible, I can only answer you …

Customer: Then I won't hang up and wait for you. . .